Review the last movie you viewed (NO LISTS) III

[LMP]

Was it a vicious circle?

 

[Dalton]

No, it was Murphy's Law.

#10 down.

 

[LMP]

That should be the name of Eddie Murphy's autobiography. Anything that could go wrong in the '90s, did.

 

[corianderstem]

Can we give Eddie good points for Bowfinger? I thought he was hilarious in that.

 

[Dalton]

I talked to Daniel Lanios about that. He said that he would talk to Bono.

 

[LMP]

Okay, except Bowfinger. That movie is baller.

Lanois would agree.

 

[corianderstem]

"K-I-T! Keep it together keep it together keep it together!"

Welcome to Mindhead.
WELCOME to Mindhead!
welcome to MINDHEAD.

 

[LMP]

White boys always get the Oscar. It's a known fact. Did I ever get a nomination? No! You know why? Cause I hadn't played any of them slave roles, and get my ass whipped. That's how you get the nomination. A black dude who plays a slave that gets his ass whipped gets the nomination, a white guy who plays an idiot gets the Oscar. That's what I need, I need to play a retarded slave, then I'll get the Oscar.

Maybe my favorite Eddie rant since Beverly Hills Cop.

 

[Dalton]

I would love to see Eddie Murphy play Lennie in Of Mice and Men

 

[No spoken words]

Dalton + the sauce = a lot of threads going in interesting directions.

 

[Dalton]

Come on, Eddie Murphy doing Steinbeck? That's liquid gold (which is more precious than solid gold cause it oozes).

 

[No spoken words]

I'd prefer to see Eddie in East of Eden, then. It's due for a re-make.

 

[Dalton]

Fine, but he's gotta play one of the Abel roles. I want to see him suffer.

 

[No spoken words]

Maybe Eddie could develop a one man stage show for Broadway, where he enacts scenes from various Steinbeck novels. He'd do The Winter of our Discontent major justice.

 

[lazarus]

Eddie deserved that Oscar for Dreamgirls as much as I deserved this strange sore on my nether regions. I don't think either of us really earned it.

(I'm trying really hard not to reference Lance's Mom here)

 

[LMP]

Maybe Eddie could develop a one man stage show for Broadway, where he enacts scenes from various Steinbeck novels. He'd do The Winter of our Discontent major justice.

Or The Pearl.

 

[Dalton]

Eddie deserved that Oscar for Dreamgirls as much as I deserved this strange sore on my nether regions. I don't think either of us really earned it.

(I'm trying really hard not to reference Lance's Mom here)

Herpes can be spread through oral sex.

Lance, don't kiss your mom on the lips.

[/after school special]

 

[No spoken words]

Eddie deserved that Oscar for Dreamgirls as much as I deserved this strange sore on my nether regions. I don't think either of us really earned it.

I hate you Lance's Mom!!!!



And I love you.

 

[corianderstem]

If Eddie is going to do Steinbeck, I'd prefer he play Rose of Sharon, or whatever her name was, from Grapes of Wrath.

Just so he can have the final scene of nursing the hobo.

"You got to!"

 

[Dalton]

CSI SVU has taught me that the only key to dramatic acting is to whisper when you want to convey emotion. Any emotion.

Happy - whisper
Sad - whisper
Horny - whisper
Angry - whisper
elatedt - whisper
jubilant - whisper

 

[No spoken words]

I'd rather watch LMP SUV, where his parents have to drive him to his dates, because he's a 16 year old little bastard.

 

[Dalton]

 

[No spoken words]

Photoshop that bitch to indicate that LMP is the little girl in the back.

LMP SUV is cracking me up, sorry....I make me laugh. It's sad.

 

[Dalton]

Laughter self love. Its great.

 

[Dalton]

Hello? Where is everyone?

This is why I hate posting with people who have a curfew. Damn you LMP's mom.

 

[lazarus]

Goodbye Lance's Mom, Hello LMP's Mom!

Yowza! Dat seatbelt gonna bust!

 

[No spoken words]

LMP SUV!!!!!

HAHAHAHA!!!!

Oh, HAHAHAHEEHEEHAHA!!!!!

Whooooooohooooohaaaaaa.

LMP SUV, good times.

 

[lazarus]

CSI SVU has taught me that the only key to dramatic acting is to whisper when you want to convey emotion. Any emotion.

Happy - whisper
Sad - whisper
Horny - whisper
Angry - whisper
elatedt - whisper
jubilant - whisper

Don't forget Caruso's master class in CSI: Miami, where you take a pause, then either (a) put on your sunglasses or (b) turn and look away in profile from the camera when you deliver the rest of your big line.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_sarYH0z948

 

[No spoken words]

Didn't Caruso, in Jade, walk into a crime scene and say "This is a FUCK house"?????

 

[lazarus]

You must have forgotten to put that on your 90's list. Better edit immediately.