remove the collective cloaking device!

[carrieluvv]

i caress his breast

 

[lmjhitman]

moobs...

 

[JessicaAnn]

the number of chins you have is making me hot, caisenma

it looks like you have 3 mouths

3 mouths ... think of the pleasures three mouths could bring.

 

[DaveC]

four and 0 at the casino

 

[Evalicious]

why won't you guyses kiss me?

Hmmm, i think your question answers itself

 

[Zoomerang96]

i think YOU answerses YOURSELF.

 

[carrieluvv]

i put my hand on yer boobie

you make me feel really immature.....ilikiitjkjlk

 

[Evalicious]

i think YOU answerses YOURSELF.

you need some spanking!.......again

 

[carrieluvv]

omigod...lookin back through the leomonade stand ----i was lookin at the dave is hot thread....
and there.....was something about asshare plucking disorder...

funny shit

i swear i just sat here and read that thread for like half an hour...

all because of zoooooooooommmmmmmmmm...allllllllllllllllllllllllbecause of zooom...
allllllbecuase of zoom........
i yam

y aknow....if ya remove the collective cloaking device too hasty you get one of those static cling hair- dos
and after all this heavy petting..id like to say that i agree with zoom..that user names should reflect the gender-
lets not be so ambiguous......

 

[Zoomerang96]

am i the only one who's extremely attracted PHYSICALLY to carrieluv?

HMMM??!?!?

HMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMHMHMHMHMMHMHMMHMHM?!?!?!?!?!??!?!?!?!

 

[carrieluvv]

isnt my square shape hot.....i really really have to work hard to be this square and with no jiggle
there is no detail left unchecked

 

[Zoomerang96]

haha

yes, square! who doesn't love a good square?

and let's be more vague with our posting, shall we?

 

[lmjhitman]

and let's be more vague with our posting, shall we?

you're so vague

i bet you think this thread is about you

don't you, DON'T YOU!!?!?!!!11!1!!

 

[Zoomerang96]

it IS about me!

 

[~BrightestStar~]

You're all I can think about...you're in my mind, all of the time.....

 

[Zoomerang96]

is that right?

so i've happened to you?

 

[~BrightestStar~]

Haven't you happened to everyone?

You are an irresistable force...one that no one can escape or deny...and I've tried, but I submit, I must accept the truth.

 

[lmjhitman]

it IS about me!

ah, so it is.

it seems they're ALL about you.

maybe we should just change the name of said web-based community to zoomerference.com or interfermerang69.com or some other moniker of your choosing, and you can just have your imperialist way with us all.

 

[Zoomerang96]

Haven't you happened to everyone?

You are an irresistable force...one that no one can escape or deny...and I've tried, but I submit, I must accept the truth.

oh. at first i thought you were serious.

i'm sort of magical in a way though, right?

i mean, when you read my words they form just right in your imagination and manifest a most fabulous gentleman, don't they? a gentleman dressed in a suit, perhaps a tux (without the bow tie, bow ties suck ass) who wisps you off with the wind to a land i've already discovered and made ready for you?

of course, that's what makes the internet so wonderful. especially if you don't post pictures of yourself, or share personal information. mystique is created, and everyone creates their own distinct impression of you. it's like wearing a thousand masks!

 

[Zoomerang96]

ah, so it is.

it seems they're ALL about you.

maybe we should just change the name of said web-based community to zoomerference.com or interfermerang69.com or some other moniker of your choosing, and you can just have your imperialist way with us all.

i do get a lot of attention, no?

would you believe me i told you i cried tonite?

would anyone? does it matter what anyone believes?

 

[lmjhitman]

was it something i said?

if it helps, bow ties make me cry too

 

[Zoots]

(if this thread were to be summarized by a single emoticon)

 

[Zoomerang96]

was it something i said?

if it helps, bow ties make me cry too

no.

i didn't say i cried either. i just asked if you'd believe me if i said i had.

 

[Zoomerang96]

(if this thread were to be summarized by a single emoticon)

what's your favourite part about me?

 

[Zoots]

what's your favourite part about me?

you sure you wanna know?

 

[Zoomerang96]

do i really care?

 

[Zoots]

you really think you don't?

 

[lmjhitman]

i'd have to go with dave c and say my favourite parts about you are your 3 mouth-chins.

although that come-hither stare in your minotaur is a close second.

not that you care.


and not that i'd believe you.

 

[Zoots]

Is that really your pic or are you just happy to see me?

 

[~BrightestStar~]

oh. at first i thought you were serious.

i'm sort of magical in a way though, right?

i mean, when you read my words they form just right in your imagination and manifest a most fabulous gentleman, don't they? a gentleman dressed in a suit, perhaps a tux (without the bow tie, bow ties suck ass) who wisps you off with the wind to a land i've already discovered and made ready for you?

of course, that's what makes the internet so wonderful. especially if you don't post pictures of yourself, or share personal information. mystique is created, and everyone creates their own distinct impression of you. it's like wearing a thousand masks!

Who says I wasn't being serious?

You're more than magical, you're a miracle drug. I simply can't get enough of you. I must have more....you wouldn't deny a girl her needs now would you?

You mean you're avatar isn't your picture?...I think you just shattered thousands of my illusions..I may never recover.........