Randoooom SNL Quote Thread...

Headache in a Suitcase · 03-05-2003, 03:18 AM

You lika the randoom SNL quote thread, eh?
The randoom SNL quote thread is good, eh?
I get you a randroom SNL quote thread...

u2popmofo · 03-05-2003, 03:21 AM

Kids, why dont behave yourselves and get off of the shed?

Kids, why dont you come over here with the rest of us and get off of the shed?

There will be a meeting between my foot and your ass if you dont get off of the shed!!! Now GET OFF THE SHED!!!

I will punch you in the face if you dont get off of the shed, GET OFF THE SHED!!!!

u2popmofo · 03-05-2003, 03:26 AM

This is how you answer a door in my neighborhood boys and girls... WHO IS IT??????

u2popmofo · 03-05-2003, 03:28 AM

What the hell is that?

What the hell is that thing?

What in THE hell is that?

Oh I know what that is......WHAT THE HELL IS THAT?

Hey you, get away from that thing. No, dont put your lips on it!!

WHAT THE HELL IS THAT THING?

Headache in a Suitcase · 03-05-2003, 03:31 AM

woooo... it's a lady

Headache in a Suitcase · 03-05-2003, 03:32 AM

well it comes from an old schwetti family recipie. nothing can top my schwetti balls.

u2popmofo · 03-05-2003, 03:33 AM

We come from France

u2popmofo · 03-05-2003, 03:34 AM

Not gonna do it, not gonna do it. Wouldnt be prudent in this juncture.

Headache in a Suitcase · 03-05-2003, 03:37 AM

bears... bears... bears... bulls... bulls... bulls... ditka... ditka... dikta...

-ditka vs. da hurricane? who would win?
-what if the hurricane was named ditka?

-how may heartattacks is that now?
-that would be da baker's dozen...

daaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa bulls da bulls da bulls da bulls da bulls...

Headache in a Suitcase · 03-05-2003, 03:41 AM

well maybe i don't "look the part"
i'm not "svelt"
i don't "look comfortbale on camera"
i don't "understand what's going on in the news"
i'm not "likeable"
i don't "get along with people"
i don't "wear the latest clothes"
or even ones that "don't reek"
i don't "change my underwear"
i don't "exercise"
and when i do sweat i don't "shower"
i don't "clean my crotch"
i "make baby's cry"
i... i'm flying... i'm flying!!! holy schnikes somebody save me

u2popmofo · 03-05-2003, 03:42 AM

Hot tub, gonna make ya hot, gonna work up a sweat.
Hot tub, gonna get ya hot, gonna make ya wet.

Should I get in the hot tub?
Yeah!!
Is it gonna make me sweat?
Yeah!
Should I get in the hot tub?
Yeah!!
Is it gonna make me wet?
Yeah!!

Well, well, well....

OOOWWWW! Too hot in the hot tub.
I cant stand it, but I gotta get in the hot tub.

Headache in a Suitcase · 03-05-2003, 03:44 AM

ooooooookeeyyyyy dokey my name is matt foley. and i am a motivational speaker. first off i am 35 years old, i am thrice divorced, and i live in a van down by the river.

u2popmofo · 03-05-2003, 03:45 AM

This just goes to prove my theory that Germans love David Hasselhoff.

Headache in a Suitcase · 03-05-2003, 03:45 AM

welllllllllllll ladie frickin' dah

well is that billy matlock over there?
well you're gonna be able to do a lot of lawyering when you're living in a van down by the river!

u2popmofo · 03-05-2003, 03:47 AM

Hey dad, who do we got over there? Is that Bill Shakespear?

Actually Matt, we encourage him writing.

Dad, why dont you do me a favor and SHUT YOUR YOUR TRAPHOLE!!

Headache in a Suitcase · 03-05-2003, 03:47 AM

we're two wild and craaaazy guys!

u2popmofo · 03-05-2003, 03:49 AM

Yeah, and monkeys might fly out of my butt.

Headache in a Suitcase · 03-05-2003, 03:50 AM

well isn't thaaaaaaaaat special

u2popmofo · 03-05-2003, 03:51 AM

Could it beeeeeee SATAN???

Headache in a Suitcase · 03-05-2003, 03:51 AM

hello... i'm christopher... walken... and welcome... to christopher walken's... celebrity psychic friends network

03-05-2003, 03:18 AM	#1
Headache in a Suitcase Blue Crack Distributor Join Date: Jul 2000 Location: With the other morally corrupt bootlicking rubes. Posts: 72,133 Local Time: 05:28 PM	Randoooom SNL Quote Thread... You lika the randoom SNL quote thread, eh? The randoom SNL quote thread is good, eh? I get you a randroom SNL quote thread... __________________

03-05-2003, 03:21 AM	#2
u2popmofo Blue Meth Addict Join Date: Aug 2000 Location: Utah Posts: 37,229 Local Time: 03:28 PM	Kids, why dont behave yourselves and get off of the shed? Kids, why dont you come over here with the rest of us and get off of the shed? There will be a meeting between my foot and your ass if you dont get off of the shed!!! Now GET OFF THE SHED!!! I will punch you in the face if you dont get off of the shed, GET OFF THE SHED!!!! __________________

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Headache in a Suitcase Blue Crack Distributor Join Date: Jul 2000 Location: With the other morally corrupt bootlicking rubes. Posts: 72,133 Local Time: 05:28 PM	hello... i'm christopher... walken... and welcome... to christopher walken's... celebrity psychic friends network __________________

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03-05-2003, 03:26 AM	#3
u2popmofo Blue Meth Addict Join Date: Aug 2000 Location: Utah Posts: 37,229 Local Time: 03:28 PM	This is how you answer a door in my neighborhood boys and girls... WHO IS IT??????

03-05-2003, 03:28 AM	#4
u2popmofo Blue Meth Addict Join Date: Aug 2000 Location: Utah Posts: 37,229 Local Time: 03:28 PM	What the hell is that? What the hell is that thing? What in THE hell is that? Oh I know what that is......WHAT THE HELL IS THAT? Hey you, get away from that thing. No, dont put your lips on it!! WHAT THE HELL IS THAT THING?

03-05-2003, 03:31 AM	#5
Headache in a Suitcase Blue Crack Distributor Join Date: Jul 2000 Location: With the other morally corrupt bootlicking rubes. Posts: 72,133 Local Time: 05:28 PM	woooo... it's a lady

03-05-2003, 03:32 AM	#6
Headache in a Suitcase Blue Crack Distributor Join Date: Jul 2000 Location: With the other morally corrupt bootlicking rubes. Posts: 72,133 Local Time: 05:28 PM	well it comes from an old schwetti family recipie. nothing can top my schwetti balls.

03-05-2003, 03:33 AM	#7
u2popmofo Blue Meth Addict Join Date: Aug 2000 Location: Utah Posts: 37,229 Local Time: 03:28 PM	We come from France

03-05-2003, 03:34 AM	#8
u2popmofo Blue Meth Addict Join Date: Aug 2000 Location: Utah Posts: 37,229 Local Time: 03:28 PM	Not gonna do it, not gonna do it. Wouldnt be prudent in this juncture.

03-05-2003, 03:37 AM	#9
Headache in a Suitcase Blue Crack Distributor Join Date: Jul 2000 Location: With the other morally corrupt bootlicking rubes. Posts: 72,133 Local Time: 05:28 PM	bears... bears... bears... bulls... bulls... bulls... ditka... ditka... dikta... -ditka vs. da hurricane? who would win? -what if the hurricane was named ditka? -how may heartattacks is that now? -that would be da baker's dozen... daaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa bulls da bulls da bulls da bulls da bulls...

03-05-2003, 03:41 AM	#10
Headache in a Suitcase Blue Crack Distributor Join Date: Jul 2000 Location: With the other morally corrupt bootlicking rubes. Posts: 72,133 Local Time: 05:28 PM	well maybe i don't "look the part" i'm not "svelt" i don't "look comfortbale on camera" i don't "understand what's going on in the news" i'm not "likeable" i don't "get along with people" i don't "wear the latest clothes" or even ones that "don't reek" i don't "change my underwear" i don't "exercise" and when i do sweat i don't "shower" i don't "clean my crotch" i "make baby's cry" i... i'm flying... i'm flying!!! holy schnikes somebody save me

03-05-2003, 03:42 AM	#11
u2popmofo Blue Meth Addict Join Date: Aug 2000 Location: Utah Posts: 37,229 Local Time: 03:28 PM	Hot tub, gonna make ya hot, gonna work up a sweat. Hot tub, gonna get ya hot, gonna make ya wet. Should I get in the hot tub? Yeah!! Is it gonna make me sweat? Yeah! Should I get in the hot tub? Yeah!! Is it gonna make me wet? Yeah!! Well, well, well.... OOOWWWW! Too hot in the hot tub. I cant stand it, but I gotta get in the hot tub.

03-05-2003, 03:44 AM	#12
Headache in a Suitcase Blue Crack Distributor Join Date: Jul 2000 Location: With the other morally corrupt bootlicking rubes. Posts: 72,133 Local Time: 05:28 PM	ooooooookeeyyyyy dokey my name is matt foley. and i am a motivational speaker. first off i am 35 years old, i am thrice divorced, and i live in a van down by the river.

03-05-2003, 03:45 AM	#13
u2popmofo Blue Meth Addict Join Date: Aug 2000 Location: Utah Posts: 37,229 Local Time: 03:28 PM	This just goes to prove my theory that Germans love David Hasselhoff.

03-05-2003, 03:47 AM	#15
u2popmofo Blue Meth Addict Join Date: Aug 2000 Location: Utah Posts: 37,229 Local Time: 03:28 PM	Hey dad, who do we got over there? Is that Bill Shakespear? Actually Matt, we encourage him writing. Dad, why dont you do me a favor and SHUT YOUR YOUR TRAPHOLE!!

03-05-2003, 03:49 AM	#17
u2popmofo Blue Meth Addict Join Date: Aug 2000 Location: Utah Posts: 37,229 Local Time: 03:28 PM	Yeah, and monkeys might fly out of my butt.

03-05-2003, 03:50 AM	#18
Headache in a Suitcase Blue Crack Distributor Join Date: Jul 2000 Location: With the other morally corrupt bootlicking rubes. Posts: 72,133 Local Time: 05:28 PM	well isn't thaaaaaaaaat special