Randoooom SNL Quote Thread... - Page 6

Gickies Gageeze · 03-06-2003, 09:28 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by u2popmofo
Kids, why dont behave yourselves and get off of the shed?

Kids, why dont you come over here with the rest of us and get off of the shed?

There will be a meeting between my foot and your ass if you dont get off of the shed!!! Now GET OFF THE SHED!!!

I will punch you in the face if you dont get off of the shed, GET OFF THE SHED!!!!

yes. this is the one.

Gickies Gageeze · 03-06-2003, 09:30 PM

schmits gay beer was also good

brdemi · 03-06-2003, 11:52 PM

Kids, you shouldn't use drugs unless they are prescribed by a doctor, someone dressed like a doctor, or someone with a car.

sharky · 03-07-2003, 10:17 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by cujo
You guessed it its time for...

OLD FRENCH WHORE...

I'll take diseases venereal...

I think my whore is dead.

cujo · 03-07-2003, 04:54 PM

As host of Inside the Actor's Studio, I have had the privilege of interviewing the cream of hollywood's crop, and tonight is no exception... he is one of the greatest actors of this era... known best for his work on Saved By The Bell and Saved By The Bell: The New Class... Dustin Diamond!

...and now as we come to the end of our program it is time for the famous questionnaire invented by B�rnard Piveau of Bouillon de Couture and A l'apostrophe....

Mr. Diamond what is your favorite curse word?

Zoinks!!!

gvox · 03-07-2003, 04:57 PM

'...yeahh...I had a date...with Morgan Fairchild...yeah, that's it, that's the ticket'

gvox · 03-07-2003, 05:03 PM

(Dana Carvey's "Cooking With Monkey", lightly paraphrased)

..so now we are going to go to our viewer mail:

Dear ----,

I am struggling with a dinner party where I would definately like to serve monkey. For most it will be their first introduction to dishes with monkey. What do you suggest, maybe Monkey Flambee?

Well dear viewer, perhaps the sight of you wheeling the burning monkey into the dining room might be a tad overwhelming for a first-timers introduction to monkey...maybe I could suggest a Monkey Meatloaf or Monkey au Champignon

So now we go to the restaurant, where in fine Cooking with Monkey form, guests are offered their choice for their meal, everytime!

"I'd like the small one hanging off the big one over there..."

(ok ya had to see it)

u2popmofo · 03-07-2003, 05:37 PM

Actor's studio:

Charles Nelson Rilley, I am not alone when I say that in my opinion, you make Ghandi look like a child pornographer.

cujo · 03-08-2003, 12:11 AM

Chris Farley as a Chippendale dancer...

gvox · 03-08-2003, 01:23 AM

"A_HA! Double entendre!!"

cujo · 03-09-2003, 06:26 PM

Goat Boy!

u2popmofo · 03-09-2003, 07:43 PM

If it's not Scottish, it's crap!

AdamsMango · 03-10-2003, 01:53 AM

you cant have da MANGO!

ghetofabu · 03-10-2003, 09:38 AM

Don't know if anyone did this but I am not going to read the whole thread right now to find out so forgive me if I repeat someone.

"BUCKFUTTER!!!!"

Danospano · 03-10-2003, 01:17 PM

----"Hey Norm, if you were a hot dog and you were starving, would you eat yourself?"
"What?"
"Answer the question Norm.....if you were a hot dog and you were starving, would you eat yourself?"
"I guess....?"
"You're a wise man, Norm. If you'd said 'no' I would have bitten your ear off!!!"

-----"He's big, big, big.....(music)....and he's red, red, red....(more music)...and that's how he came to earn the name......BIG RED...(Nordic horns begin to play)....BIG RED!!!!!

-----"I'm.....Middle-aged Man!!!"

-----"There's a guy named friend and he's got a pair of slacks. Ewww....Fred's got slacks! They're really quite stylish, but kinda tight in the waist. Ewww...Fred's got slacks on the boulevard!"

-----"Monday's, boy I hate Mondays. They make me so steamed. Weekends!....I prefer the weekends! O, oh-oh oh oh-oh!"

-----"Hey, you girls look kinda dirty. Let's all go take a shower!!"

kariatari · 03-10-2003, 08:49 PM

What?! Four years?!! I thought this was like a fishing contest - you get your trophy, get your picture taken and go home!

cujo · 03-20-2003, 07:01 PM

More Celebrity Jeopardy...

Mr. Connery:I'll take the penis mightier for 100!

Trebek: That's the PEN is MIGHTIER

03-06-2003, 09:30 PM	#102
Gickies Gageeze Purgatory Join Date: Feb 2003 Posts: 1,445 Local Time: 06:44 AM	schmits gay beer was also good __________________

03-07-2003, 04:57 PM	#106
gvox Ghost of Love Join Date: Dec 2001 Location: In The Ballroom of The Crystal Lights Posts: 19,960 Local Time: 07:44 AM	'...yeahh...I had a date...with Morgan Fairchild...yeah, that's it, that's the ticket' __________________ ACROBAT - U2 Tribute on Facebook

03-07-2003, 05:03 PM	#107
gvox Ghost of Love Join Date: Dec 2001 Location: In The Ballroom of The Crystal Lights Posts: 19,960 Local Time: 07:44 AM	(Dana Carvey's "Cooking With Monkey", lightly paraphrased) ..so now we are going to go to our viewer mail: Dear ----, I am struggling with a dinner party where I would definately like to serve monkey. For most it will be their first introduction to dishes with monkey. What do you suggest, maybe Monkey Flambee? Well dear viewer, perhaps the sight of you wheeling the burning monkey into the dining room might be a tad overwhelming for a first-timers introduction to monkey...maybe I could suggest a Monkey Meatloaf or Monkey au Champignon So now we go to the restaurant, where in fine Cooking with Monkey form, guests are offered their choice for their meal, everytime! "I'd like the small one hanging off the big one over there..." (ok ya had to see it) __________________ ACROBAT - U2 Tribute on Facebook

03-08-2003, 01:23 AM	#110
gvox Ghost of Love Join Date: Dec 2001 Location: In The Ballroom of The Crystal Lights Posts: 19,960 Local Time: 07:44 AM	"A_HA! Double entendre!!" __________________ ACROBAT - U2 Tribute on Facebook

03-20-2003, 07:01 PM	#117
cujo Rock n' Roll Doggie VIP PASS Join Date: Aug 2002 Location: Province Posts: 5,820 Local Time: 06:44 AM	More Celebrity Jeopardy... Mr. Connery:I'll take the penis mightier for 100! Trebek: That's the PEN is MIGHTIER __________________

03-06-2003, 11:52 PM	#103
brdemi The Fly Join Date: Dec 2002 Location: Palmdale, CA Posts: 190 Local Time: 04:44 AM	Kids, you shouldn't use drugs unless they are prescribed by a doctor, someone dressed like a doctor, or someone with a car.

03-07-2003, 04:54 PM	#105
cujo Rock n' Roll Doggie VIP PASS Join Date: Aug 2002 Location: Province Posts: 5,820 Local Time: 06:44 AM	As host of Inside the Actor's Studio, I have had the privilege of interviewing the cream of hollywood's crop, and tonight is no exception... he is one of the greatest actors of this era... known best for his work on Saved By The Bell and Saved By The Bell: The New Class... Dustin Diamond! ...and now as we come to the end of our program it is time for the famous questionnaire invented by B�rnard Piveau of Bouillon de Couture and A l'apostrophe.... Mr. Diamond what is your favorite curse word? Zoinks!!!

03-07-2003, 05:37 PM	#108
u2popmofo Blue Meth Addict Join Date: Aug 2000 Location: Utah Posts: 37,224 Local Time: 07:44 AM	Actor's studio: Charles Nelson Rilley, I am not alone when I say that in my opinion, you make Ghandi look like a child pornographer.

03-08-2003, 12:11 AM	#109
cujo Rock n' Roll Doggie VIP PASS Join Date: Aug 2002 Location: Province Posts: 5,820 Local Time: 06:44 AM	Chris Farley as a Chippendale dancer...

03-09-2003, 06:26 PM	#111
cujo Rock n' Roll Doggie VIP PASS Join Date: Aug 2002 Location: Province Posts: 5,820 Local Time: 06:44 AM	Goat Boy!

03-09-2003, 07:43 PM	#112
u2popmofo Blue Meth Addict Join Date: Aug 2000 Location: Utah Posts: 37,224 Local Time: 07:44 AM	If it's not Scottish, it's crap!

03-10-2003, 01:53 AM	#113
AdamsMango War Child Join Date: Jul 2002 Location: Freer than a bird 'Cause we're rockin' Ohio Posts: 933 Local Time: 07:44 AM	you cant have da MANGO!

03-10-2003, 09:38 AM	#114
ghetofabu Rock n' Roll Doggie Band-aid Join Date: Mar 2002 Location: The Kitchen Posts: 4,038 Local Time: 06:44 AM	Don't know if anyone did this but I am not going to read the whole thread right now to find out so forgive me if I repeat someone. "BUCKFUTTER!!!!"

03-10-2003, 01:17 PM	#115
Danospano Refugee Join Date: Jun 2000 Location: Oklahoma Posts: 1,415 Local Time: 07:44 AM	----"Hey Norm, if you were a hot dog and you were starving, would you eat yourself?" "What?" "Answer the question Norm.....if you were a hot dog and you were starving, would you eat yourself?" "I guess....?" "You're a wise man, Norm. If you'd said 'no' I would have bitten your ear off!!!" -----"He's big, big, big.....(music)....and he's red, red, red....(more music)...and that's how he came to earn the name......BIG RED...(Nordic horns begin to play)....BIG RED!!!!! -----"I'm.....Middle-aged Man!!!" -----"There's a guy named friend and he's got a pair of slacks. Ewww....Fred's got slacks! They're really quite stylish, but kinda tight in the waist. Ewww...Fred's got slacks on the boulevard!" -----"Monday's, boy I hate Mondays. They make me so steamed. Weekends!....I prefer the weekends! O, oh-oh oh oh-oh!" -----"Hey, you girls look kinda dirty. Let's all go take a shower!!"

03-10-2003, 08:49 PM	#116
kariatari War Child Join Date: Apr 2001 Location: Iowa Posts: 935 Local Time: 07:44 AM	What?! Four years?!! I thought this was like a fishing contest - you get your trophy, get your picture taken and go home!

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