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Old 03-06-2003, 09:28 PM   #101
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Kids, why dont behave yourselves and get off of the shed?

Kids, why dont you come over here with the rest of us and get off of the shed?

There will be a meeting between my foot and your ass if you dont get off of the shed!!! Now GET OFF THE SHED!!!

I will punch you in the face if you dont get off of the shed, GET OFF THE SHED!!!!
yes. this is the one.
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Old 03-06-2003, 09:30 PM   #102
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schmits gay beer was also good
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Old 03-06-2003, 11:52 PM   #103
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Kids, you shouldn't use drugs unless they are prescribed by a doctor, someone dressed like a doctor, or someone with a car.
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Old 03-07-2003, 10:17 AM   #104
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You guessed it its time for...

OLD FRENCH WHORE...

I'll take diseases venereal...
I think my whore is dead.
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Old 03-07-2003, 04:54 PM   #105
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As host of Inside the Actor's Studio, I have had the privilege of interviewing the cream of hollywood's crop, and tonight is no exception... he is one of the greatest actors of this era... known best for his work on Saved By The Bell and Saved By The Bell: The New Class... Dustin Diamond!

...and now as we come to the end of our program it is time for the famous questionnaire invented by Bérnard Piveau of Bouillon de Couture and A l'apostrophe....

Mr. Diamond what is your favorite curse word?

Zoinks!!!
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Old 03-07-2003, 04:57 PM   #106
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'...yeahh...I had a date...with Morgan Fairchild...yeah, that's it, that's the ticket'
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Old 03-07-2003, 05:03 PM   #107
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(Dana Carvey's "Cooking With Monkey", lightly paraphrased)

..so now we are going to go to our viewer mail:

Dear ----,

I am struggling with a dinner party where I would definately like to serve monkey. For most it will be their first introduction to dishes with monkey. What do you suggest, maybe Monkey Flambee?


Well dear viewer, perhaps the sight of you wheeling the burning monkey into the dining room might be a tad overwhelming for a first-timers introduction to monkey...maybe I could suggest a Monkey Meatloaf or Monkey au Champignon

So now we go to the restaurant, where in fine Cooking with Monkey form, guests are offered their choice for their meal, everytime!

"I'd like the small one hanging off the big one over there..."

(ok ya had to see it)
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Actor's studio:

Charles Nelson Rilley, I am not alone when I say that in my opinion, you make Ghandi look like a child pornographer.
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Chris Farley as a Chippendale dancer...
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Old 03-08-2003, 01:23 AM   #110
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"A_HA! Double entendre!!"
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Old 03-09-2003, 06:26 PM   #111
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Goat Boy!
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If it's not Scottish, it's crap!
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you cant have da MANGO!
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Old 03-10-2003, 09:38 AM   #114
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Don't know if anyone did this but I am not going to read the whole thread right now to find out so forgive me if I repeat someone.


"BUCKFUTTER!!!!"
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Old 03-10-2003, 01:17 PM   #115
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----"Hey Norm, if you were a hot dog and you were starving, would you eat yourself?"
"What?"
"Answer the question Norm.....if you were a hot dog and you were starving, would you eat yourself?"
"I guess....?"
"You're a wise man, Norm. If you'd said 'no' I would have bitten your ear off!!!"


-----"He's big, big, big.....(music)....and he's red, red, red....(more music)...and that's how he came to earn the name......BIG RED...(Nordic horns begin to play)....BIG RED!!!!!

-----"I'm.....Middle-aged Man!!!"

-----"There's a guy named friend and he's got a pair of slacks. Ewww....Fred's got slacks! They're really quite stylish, but kinda tight in the waist. Ewww...Fred's got slacks on the boulevard!"

-----"Monday's, boy I hate Mondays. They make me so steamed. Weekends!....I prefer the weekends! O, oh-oh oh oh-oh!"

-----"Hey, you girls look kinda dirty. Let's all go take a shower!!"
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Old 03-10-2003, 08:49 PM   #116
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What?! Four years?!! I thought this was like a fishing contest - you get your trophy, get your picture taken and go home!
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Old 03-20-2003, 07:01 PM   #117
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More Celebrity Jeopardy...

Mr. Connery:I'll take the penis mightier for 100!

Trebek: That's the PEN is MIGHTIER
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