Randoooom SNL Quote Thread...

[senrab]

"Hello, I'm Margaret Jo McCullen."

"And I'm Terri Realto."

"And you're listening to...the Delicious Dish, on National Public Radio."

 

[LarryMullen's POPAngel]

Bring back the whore!

 

[ILuvLarryMullen]

You know what we need right now? THE PERFECT CHEER!!!!

 

[ILuvLarryMullen]

We're not worthy, we're not worthy!

 

[Headache in a Suitcase]

for i am but a caveman...

 

[u2popmofo]

Look at that steering wheel man, that thing is huuuuge!!!

You're the man Tiny E!

I'm just saying that's a big steering wheel, that's all.

 

[u2popmofo]

And you would beeee???

And I would know you becauuuuse??

Why dont you go sit down over there and wait your turn.

 

[u2popmofo]

She's choppin' brocolli!

 

[cujo]

Schwing...Schwing...

I'm the Leprachaun...

 

[cujo]

Sloppy Joes... Slop...Sloppy Joes...

In Lunchlady land...

 

[cujo]

Well isn't that special...

 

[cujo]

If you drop your keys in a stream of molten lava,
forget about them,
cause they're gone.

 

[cujo]

I came here for a Bruce Springsteen concert, so if I hear any of you teamstas from the loading docks singing over the Boss, I gotta penny sack with ya name on it...

I love the Cox... can't get enough of the Cox

 

[cujo]

At our bank you can come in with let's say a five dollar bill... and we can give you two one's, eight quarters, five dimes, and ten nickels... we're about service...

 

[u2popmofo]

We're living in a dangerous world, and nothing threatens Senior Citizen's more these days than Robots.

Those denying the existence of robots may infact be robots themselves.

 

[ILuvLarryMullen]

oh noooo, Mr. Bill!!!

 

[cujo]

I'm Wade Blasinggame... no not the Baseball player... the animal attorney.

Is it acceptable for me to deficate on your lawn... then why should we let those little bastards do it...

 

[u2popmofo]

Turkey for me and a turkey for you, let's eat turkey in a big brown shoe.

Thanksgiving, is a special night. Jimmy Walker, used to say dynomite, that's right.

 

[ILuvLarryMullen]

Tim. Timmy. The Tim-meister. Tim-orama.

 

[cujo]

Its time for androgeny...

 

[cujo]

ya......seee............that's the ticket.

 

[cujo]

BONG!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[cujo]

I am Celine Dion... the greatest singer in ze world!

 

[u2popmofo]

You looook marvelous!!!

 

[u2popmofo]

Few people know I'm fuel creatively by my massive hatred of immigrants.


This next song I wrote after I killed a drifter to get an erection... For Ever in Blue Jeans

 

[cujo]

Hey... (head shakes incessantly)... if the moon were made of cheese would you eat it...

I know I would

Jeff Goldblum: I thought you were dead...

Cubs Win! Cubs Win!

 

[u2popmofo]

I'm crazy pickle arm. I've got a damn pickle for an arm. Look, I just bit off my hand, if that isnt crazy I dont know what is! So come on, give me some candy!

 

[cujo]

I'm the only gay Eskimoe oh oh...

In my Tribe...

 

[u2popmofo]

I'm the only gay Eskimoe oh oh...

In my Tribe...

Is this an SNL quote or a statement about your life?


SNL quote (just for Cujo):

Cajun man, what's wrong?

Depression.

On no, what's eating you up?

Skeleton.

Oh, got something in your closet huh? Why dont you just tell me, it will make you feel better.

Homosexual Experimentation.

 

[cujo]

You make canteen boy very said mofo... I thought it was an SNL quote... thought someone sang it on the show...