Randoooom SNL Quote Thread... - Page 2

Headache in a Suitcase · 03-05-2003, 03:53 AM

i'm good enough
i'm smart enough
and gosh darn it... people like me

u2popmofo · 03-05-2003, 03:53 AM

I'M BRYAN FELLOWS!

Headache in a Suitcase · 03-05-2003, 03:55 AM

how many people live here?

oh... i don't ... know... i'm not good... with... numbers... maybe... 80?

80 people live here?

well... maybe not... 80... maybe... 4?

4 people?

yeah... only 4... gee i really overshot... with that 80... didn't i?

u2popmofo · 03-05-2003, 03:55 AM

Could I interest you in a glass of champagne?

Can I remove my coat? Please, let me do this gentlemanly thing for you. I insist. Ohh, wow. Wow. Wowwee zow wow wow! Forgive me, I was admiring your bosom. Come let me get you champagne.

u2popmofo · 03-05-2003, 03:57 AM

Jane, you ignorant slut

Headache in a Suitcase · 03-05-2003, 03:59 AM

so colonel ingus, gonna be in these parts long?

no... i'm just stopping here on my way down south of the border

Headache in a Suitcase · 03-05-2003, 04:01 AM

-monica hi!
-hi saddam
-oh monica... thanks for the beret

Headache in a Suitcase · 03-05-2003, 04:05 AM

and your final jeopardy category is?
food
any food will do... just write it down...
so, burt reynolds

turd fergeson...

ok... turd fergeson

haha... that's a funny name

no it isn't... look whatever. what did you write? Miso. well i'm sorry mr. reynolds as much as you tried to lose, miso is actually a russian soup. now let's see what you wagered... Horny. Miso Horny. I'm stupified. Let's move on to Sean Connery...

SUCK IT TREBEK!

u2popmofo · 03-05-2003, 04:06 AM

You dare mock me? The master of Darkness? The great evil one? You monkeys. I will rip open your monkey bellies and pull out your monkey bowels, and I will feast on your monkey innards.

If it were me big guy, I'd work on getting down eating grapes before I moved on to "monkey innards".

Did you my ears just mistake me, or did you monkies just refer to me as "big guy"? Me the master of darkness. Me the great hell beast. Me the creater of evil? Me the, the, the...

The lover of the word monkey?

u2popmofo · 03-05-2003, 04:08 AM

I'll take swords for 100.

No, that's S-Words Mr. Connery. Words that begin with the letter s.

Swords is a word that begins with s.

I'll take the rapists for 500.

That's therapists.

u2popmofo · 03-05-2003, 04:11 AM

My beard is rough and scratchy Canteen Boy...but it gives good back rubs.

I'll take your word for that one Mr. Armstrong...

u2popmofo · 03-05-2003, 04:13 AM

Oops, I Crapped My Pants

She Is Raging · 03-05-2003, 06:13 AM

Touch my Monkey!

- You are beautiful and angular, if you we're a gas, you'd be inert.

- Are you looking at my bum? Cheeky Monkey!

- For the love of God! Let the boy move into your house!

I'll be back with more

senrab · 03-05-2003, 09:14 AM

"We're Marty and Bobbi Mohan Culp, and we head up the music dept. over at Altadina (sp?) Middle School.....just to let you all in the back know, I do read American Sign Language, and I do not appreciate you referring to my wife as a J-hole......"

"Um, Marty, that's an A..."

sharky · 03-05-2003, 09:14 AM

A woman was arrested for stalking Pamela Anderson and showing up at her house. In a related story, Pamela I really think we could be friends if you would just be cool about it. -- Tina Fey

Brazil stopped a group orgy it had planned for the weekend after an appeal by the Vatican to cancel the event. So instead, I spent the weekend cleaning my apartment. -- Tina Fey

You're retahded.

[I love Weekend Update!

]

senrab · 03-05-2003, 09:15 AM

Sometimes when I get nervous, I stick my fingers under my arms, and I smell them like that....

nbcrusader · 03-05-2003, 10:23 AM

Candygram

ouizy · 03-05-2003, 10:57 AM

anything Christoper Walken says in The Continental sketches

u2popmofo · 03-05-2003, 12:58 PM

I got a fever, and the only prescription is more Cowbell!

u2popmofo · 03-05-2003, 01:13 PM

Nerf Crotch bat.

Coming soon, new Nerf Crotch Missile.

03-05-2003, 03:53 AM	#21
Headache in a Suitcase Blue Crack Distributor Join Date: Jul 2000 Location: With the other morally corrupt bootlicking rubes. Posts: 72,133 Local Time: 04:40 PM	i'm good enough i'm smart enough and gosh darn it... people like me __________________

03-05-2003, 03:53 AM	#22
u2popmofo Blue Meth Addict Join Date: Aug 2000 Location: Utah Posts: 37,229 Local Time: 02:40 PM	I'M BRYAN FELLOWS! __________________

03-05-2003, 01:13 PM	#40
u2popmofo Blue Meth Addict Join Date: Aug 2000 Location: Utah Posts: 37,229 Local Time: 02:40 PM	Nerf Crotch bat. Coming soon, new Nerf Crotch Missile. __________________

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03-05-2003, 03:55 AM	#23
Headache in a Suitcase Blue Crack Distributor Join Date: Jul 2000 Location: With the other morally corrupt bootlicking rubes. Posts: 72,133 Local Time: 04:40 PM	how many people live here? oh... i don't ... know... i'm not good... with... numbers... maybe... 80? 80 people live here? well... maybe not... 80... maybe... 4? 4 people? yeah... only 4... gee i really overshot... with that 80... didn't i?

03-05-2003, 03:57 AM	#25
u2popmofo Blue Meth Addict Join Date: Aug 2000 Location: Utah Posts: 37,229 Local Time: 02:40 PM	Jane, you ignorant slut

03-05-2003, 03:59 AM	#26
Headache in a Suitcase Blue Crack Distributor Join Date: Jul 2000 Location: With the other morally corrupt bootlicking rubes. Posts: 72,133 Local Time: 04:40 PM	so colonel ingus, gonna be in these parts long? no... i'm just stopping here on my way down south of the border

03-05-2003, 04:01 AM	#27
Headache in a Suitcase Blue Crack Distributor Join Date: Jul 2000 Location: With the other morally corrupt bootlicking rubes. Posts: 72,133 Local Time: 04:40 PM	-monica hi! -hi saddam -oh monica... thanks for the beret

03-05-2003, 04:05 AM	#28
Headache in a Suitcase Blue Crack Distributor Join Date: Jul 2000 Location: With the other morally corrupt bootlicking rubes. Posts: 72,133 Local Time: 04:40 PM	and your final jeopardy category is? food any food will do... just write it down... so, burt reynolds turd fergeson... ok... turd fergeson haha... that's a funny name no it isn't... look whatever. what did you write? Miso. well i'm sorry mr. reynolds as much as you tried to lose, miso is actually a russian soup. now let's see what you wagered... Horny. Miso Horny. I'm stupified. Let's move on to Sean Connery... SUCK IT TREBEK!

03-05-2003, 04:06 AM	#29
u2popmofo Blue Meth Addict Join Date: Aug 2000 Location: Utah Posts: 37,229 Local Time: 02:40 PM	You dare mock me? The master of Darkness? The great evil one? You monkeys. I will rip open your monkey bellies and pull out your monkey bowels, and I will feast on your monkey innards. If it were me big guy, I'd work on getting down eating grapes before I moved on to "monkey innards". Did you my ears just mistake me, or did you monkies just refer to me as "big guy"? Me the master of darkness. Me the great hell beast. Me the creater of evil? Me the, the, the... The lover of the word monkey?

03-05-2003, 04:08 AM	#30
u2popmofo Blue Meth Addict Join Date: Aug 2000 Location: Utah Posts: 37,229 Local Time: 02:40 PM	I'll take swords for 100. No, that's S-Words Mr. Connery. Words that begin with the letter s. Swords is a word that begins with s. I'll take the rapists for 500. That's therapists.

03-05-2003, 04:11 AM	#31
u2popmofo Blue Meth Addict Join Date: Aug 2000 Location: Utah Posts: 37,229 Local Time: 02:40 PM	My beard is rough and scratchy Canteen Boy...but it gives good back rubs. I'll take your word for that one Mr. Armstrong...

03-05-2003, 04:13 AM	#32
u2popmofo Blue Meth Addict Join Date: Aug 2000 Location: Utah Posts: 37,229 Local Time: 02:40 PM	Oops, I Crapped My Pants

03-05-2003, 06:13 AM	#33
She Is Raging Refugee Join Date: Jul 2001 Location: Outside Boston Posts: 1,729 Local Time: 03:40 PM	Touch my Monkey! - You are beautiful and angular, if you we're a gas, you'd be inert. - Are you looking at my bum? Cheeky Monkey! - For the love of God! Let the boy move into your house! I'll be back with more

03-05-2003, 09:14 AM	#34
senrab Refugee Join Date: Oct 2001 Location: Maryland Posts: 1,765 Local Time: 04:40 PM	"We're Marty and Bobbi Mohan Culp, and we head up the music dept. over at Altadina (sp?) Middle School.....just to let you all in the back know, I do read American Sign Language, and I do not appreciate you referring to my wife as a J-hole......" "Um, Marty, that's an A..."

03-05-2003, 09:14 AM	#35
sharky New Yorker Join Date: Sep 2000 Location: Los Angeles Posts: 2,637 Local Time: 03:40 PM	A woman was arrested for stalking Pamela Anderson and showing up at her house. In a related story, Pamela I really think we could be friends if you would just be cool about it. -- Tina Fey Brazil stopped a group orgy it had planned for the weekend after an appeal by the Vatican to cancel the event. So instead, I spent the weekend cleaning my apartment. -- Tina Fey You're retahded. [I love Weekend Update! ]

03-05-2003, 09:15 AM	#36
senrab Refugee Join Date: Oct 2001 Location: Maryland Posts: 1,765 Local Time: 04:40 PM	Sometimes when I get nervous, I stick my fingers under my arms, and I smell them like that....

03-05-2003, 10:23 AM	#37
nbcrusader Blue Crack Addict Join Date: Aug 2002 Location: Southern California Posts: 22,071 Local Time: 01:40 PM	Candygram

03-05-2003, 10:57 AM	#38
ouizy Rock n' Roll Doggie Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: s p o r a t i c Posts: 3,790 Local Time: 04:40 PM	anything Christoper Walken says in The Continental sketches

03-05-2003, 12:58 PM	#39
u2popmofo Blue Meth Addict Join Date: Aug 2000 Location: Utah Posts: 37,229 Local Time: 02:40 PM	I got a fever, and the only prescription is more Cowbell!