Randoooom One Liners

[cujo]

Say my name- Destiny's Child

Say my name bitch- u2popmofo's cellmate

 

[u2popmofo]

Say my name- Destiny's Child

Say my name bitch- u2popmofo's cellmate

That one was good - u2popmofo

I sold my soul to Satan just to come up with it - Cujo

You sold your anus to Satan - u2popmofo

Yeah...- Cujo

 

[cujo]

I am Satan- cujo

I am Iron Man- Black Sabbath

Run to the hills (again)- Iron Maiden

Damn straight mutha f***a- arw9797

oh, here we go- IWB

Did somebody say Larry- ILLM

What? I have nothing to say, but I'm posting it anyway... cujo you're an ass... - Schmeg

Alcohol... Canada... hehehe... what?- Headache

Alright, anyone left unoffended?- cujo

Oh, right me... I'm a loser baby... so why don't you kill me- cujo

 

[arw]

Cujo ---all of Interference and the USA, *which, by the way, is why Cujo is in Cow Town, Canada*

 

[IWasBored]

wankers---i don't know, someone said it...i didn't catch who...

 

[cujo]

Stay out of Texas cujo... that's not the way to treat nice people- government

Stay out of Utah u2popmofo... that's no way to treat a horse- government

 

[u2popmofo]

I diss people with my rhymes - Cujo

I rhyme about food and appliances....- u2popmofo

I say wanker - IWB

 

[IWasBored]

i didn't say that, someone else did and i was quoteing them--iwb

i'm going to do my calc homework--iwb

goodnight guys--iwb

everylittle bit hurt--mick jones (that's what song i'm listening to)

 

[Stories for Boys]

Alright, anyone left unoffended?- cujo

your presence offends me--stories
your putrecence offends me--miss cleo

i'm going to eat lunch now--stories

 

[u2popmofo]

I just bought AFI - Sing the Sorrow for $5.99 at Circuit City -u2popmofo

I just bought Essential Clash at Circuit City for $21.99 - u2popmofo

 

[u2popmofo]

Hidden songs kick azz - u2popmofo

 

[Headache in a Suitcase]

i didn't vote for edge in the bbc ultimate band poll- headache

you're dead!- iwasbored & arw

he just can't compete with jimi- headache

cowbell... i need more cowbell- christopher walken

 

[*BOOMCHAA!*]

what's this thread about?

 

[u2popmofo]

what's this thread about?

Your mom - u2popmofo

 

[*BOOMCHAA!*]

look at my cousin, he's broke and dont do

 

[Headache in a Suitcase]

they're not booing, they're...

louuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu- fans of baseball manager lou pinella

mooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo- fans of former baseball player mookie wilson

bruuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuce- fans at springsteen concerts

boooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooom- fans of boomcha

 

[u2popmofo]

DOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM - loser video game fanatics

 

[*BOOMCHAA!*]

want me to smile at you- bernie mac

 

[*BOOMCHAA!*]

: ow! my eye!: - Lilly

 

[IWasBored]

i hate going to the orthadontist--iwb

 

[cujo]

Right on- guy at music store after cujo purchased AFI and Clash (9.99 and 26.99 Canadian)

F***in eh can't wait to pop those CDs in- cujo

I have the greatest avatar/sig in the world... you can all bow down to me... I am the cock of the walk- u2popmofo

 

[u2popmofo]

Cujo, I wont say anything bad about you all night just because you bought both of those CD's - u2popmofo

 

[IWasBored]

i will also honour you by not making fun of you for the next 24 hours since you bought both cds--iwb

 

[arw]

*bump* ----IWB

 

[IWasBored]

i will remember this thread forever--u2er

paul is so dreamy--u2popmofo

i throw and angry blow job at you--cujo
???that's disturbing cujo--mofo, iwb

 

[u2er]

it was my idea to look for this thread -u2er

 

[arw]

The randoom monster has left the building.----IWB, Mofo, Headache, arw, Kariann.

 

[Kariann]

Kariann, I'm under your bed-Mofo

Kariann, I'm wearing your underwear.-Mofo

 

[IWasBored]

the electrical tape is holding up, but i don't know how long it will last---iwb


i can't think of any on-liners!--kariann, arw

 

[arw]

I'm thirsty---IWB