random questions

[DiGi]

why is it that dogs hate it when you blow air on their noses, yet they love to stick their heads out the window of a moving car?

why is it that us guys get all excited when we see women out in public in a bikini top, yet when we are at the beach its not such a big deal?

why do people like mayo and sour cream?

 

[zonelistener]

I get excited at the beach....

 

[Laura M]

why is it that dogs hate it when you blow air on their noses, yet they love to stick their heads out the window of a moving car?

Maybe because their ears flap about when they stick their head out of the car window & they enjoy it




Why do people have accents??

 

[JessicaAnn]

why is it that us guys get all excited when we see women out in public in a bikini top, yet when we are at the beach its not such a big deal?

I don't think that's true

 

[DiGi]

ok maybe I am a bit off....maybe more excited in public?

 

[Chizip]

because it is unexpected

 

[MissVelvetDress_75]

Re: Re: random questions

Why do people have accents??

i have always wanted to know the answer to this.

 

[*BOOMCHAA!*]

why do people find me less attractive when I have brown hair?

 

[MissVelvetDress_75]

because some people are stupid.

 

[martha]

Re: Re: random questions

Why do people have accents??

Because everybody but me talks funny.

 

[MissVelvetDress_75]

how come i cannot find a part-time job working retail for Friday, Sat, Sunday and Monday?

 

[Sicy]

This question is for me isnt it DiGi

why do people like mayo and sour cream?

X 100

 

[DiGi]

why am i still at work?

 

[DiGi]

how come i cannot find a part-time job working retail for Friday, Sat, Sunday and Monday?

wait tables. I did it for two years after school. Made good cash. I am considering doing it again.

 

[najeena]

Why do people like mayo and sour cream? Easy.

FAT

It's a holdover from times when we couldn't get enough from our hunter/gatherer diets. Of course, now we eat WAY too much.

 

[~LadyLemon~]

Mayo =

Sour Cream =

 

[Schmeg]

how come i cannot find a part-time job working retail for Friday, Sat, Sunday and Monday?

I don't know because my store is desperately seeking people for exactly those days...

Is anyone willing to relocate and work at 7 on a Monday morning?

 

[beegee]

why can't i breathe underwater?

 

[Chizip]

you dont have gills


how much wood would a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood?

 

[ILuvLarryMullen]

how much wood would a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood?

12.3456 liters

 

[DiGi]

why have i not made a Mayo haters website yet?

 

[DiGi]

what makes crunchie bars so good? Is it the milk chocolate or the honeycombed centre

 

[Laura M]

Its the honeycomb and the chocolate


Why does it always rain on me?

 

[Laura M]

Is it because I lied when I was 17?

 

[celia]

what makes crunchie bars so good? Is it the milk chocolate or the honeycombed centre

The mixture of the two......

 

[MissVelvetDress_75]

I don't know because my store is desperately seeking people for exactly those days...

Is anyone willing to relocate and work at 7 on a Monday morning?

well i can't do mornings, only evenings during the weekdays.

 

[DiGi]

why do i not go to the British import store in my neighborhod to buy a crunchie bar every week? wow that was good.

 

[Headache in a Suitcase]

i'm right there with ya on your mayo haters web page, digi...


what does geronimo say when he jumps out of an airplane?

 

[DiGi]

thats it i am going to get to work on the mayo haters web page.

why in the world was Jar Jar Binks created?

 

[MissVelvetDress_75]

why in the world is jar jar binks on your mind?