The Sad Punk
Blue Crack Addict
k, this one coworker needs to stop with the self-depracating humour. she's always making jokes about how fat she is and while she is overweight, when that's her only schtick, it's not funny. especially when you're going to keep coming over begging for food because you're too cheap to stock your desk with goodies.
She could pass off as a guest on Thank God You're Here, from the sounds of things.