Oooooh Latino merci gorgoeo sexbomb - help!

[mad1]

Oh ho mama mia mama mia

big long haired sex dude just moved round corner from me, with broken down lookin van ( I LUV it!!!!!!

) I taht he was the one movin out but if van is still there and Sold Sign down he must have moved it, hes gooooooooooooorgeous and not a pack-of-shit like the other lads round my way;.......

help me gwab his attention!!!!!

*swooooooon*

 

[Angela Harlem]

Write him a nice note in maddie-lyn speak. he will be sure to notice.

 

[mad1]

Hmmmmmm I tink I need to borrow one of u to plan a plan/...that being one of whoever I borrow of u thats borrowable stands and knocks sayin ur looking for me, but then I run round lookin for u and see u stand cryin in his arms sayin u have lost me but I delightfully find u and have the chance to be all smiles and apologitic that u got him out of bed at 3 in the mornin in just underwear cause his body is so fukin danceable like mine and we should get together and salsa like crazy!!!!!!!

 

[Ana]

Where's he from, Maddie????

 

[CannibalisticArtist]

a latino living in belfast? hmm

 

[The Wanderer]

err, you can pet him maddie, but you don't know where he's been

 

[Discoteque]

run up behind him really fast, tackle him, throw him inside that van of his, and smother him with smooches!!!

What? you mean that's not 'normal' in Maddie world????

 

[mad1]

He's gorgeous!