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i uh, have the 1st ed. of that book.

walkon that's one of my favorites.
here's another good one:

Wiggum: yeah, this place is more like Craze Land!
everyone: what...? huh?
Wiggum: instead of Praise Land.
everyone: oohh!
Moe: It's a play on words!
 
Simpson, Homer Simpson,
He's the greatest guy in history
From the town of Springfield
He's about to hit a Chestnut Tree............ahhhhh!

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*Mr Burns emerges from the forest* I bring you peace....
 
Bart: "Dad, they're trying to kill us!!"

Homer: "Aww, why do all of my trips end like this?"
 
Mulder: "All right, Homer. We want you to recreate your every move the night you saw this alien."

Homer: "Well, the evening began at the gentleman's club, where we were discussing Wittgenstein over a game of backgammon."

Scully: "Mr. Simpson, it's a felony to lie to the F.B.I."

Homer: "We were sitting in Barney's car eating packets of mustard. You happy?"

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More Homer quotes...

"Oh Marge, anyone can miss Canada... all tucked away down there!"

"Oh look! I'm making people happy! I'm the little happy man in he gingerbread house on lollipop lane! Oh, by the way, I was being sarcastic!"

"It all started on a stormy night. I was locked out of the house, so I grabbed a large piece of sheet metal and ran under the largerst tree I could find."

"OK, brain I dont like you, and you dont like me, but lets just get through this and I'll go back to killing you slowly with alcohol."
 
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