Official Cricket 12/13 Thread - Page 11

Axver · 01-02-2013, 12:25 AM

Given the Boxing Day Test as we know it began in 1980, I had no idea that Greg Chappell was a leading imperialist.

Vlad n U 2 · 01-02-2013, 12:56 AM

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Originally Posted by cobl04

Vlad's gonna lose his shit!

What's this got to do with me again?

cobl04 · 01-02-2013, 01:14 AM

I thought you would jump to correct our good friend on his use of the word "imperial".

Vlad n U 2 · 01-02-2013, 01:22 AM

I can't be bothered correcting anyone anymore it's too hot.

CrashedCarDriver · 01-02-2013, 01:41 AM

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Originally Posted by Vlad n U 2

I can't be bothered correcting anyone anymore it's too hot.

The rest of Australia isnt

cobl04 · 01-02-2013, 04:01 AM

NZ all at sea against South Africa. The Kiwis will be lucky to pass 100 this series.

cobl04 · 01-02-2013, 04:35 AM

6/31 hahahahahaha

Axver · 01-02-2013, 04:53 AM

Make that 7/31. Philander's taken 5 wickets in 6 six overs and conceded just 7 runs.

Fucking fuck off.

cobl04 · 01-02-2013, 05:02 AM

To be fair we got rolled for 46 at the same ground last year.

Axver · 01-02-2013, 05:58 AM

I've been waiting for the day some other team scores 25 or worse, so that New Zealand no longer has the indignity of having the lowest Test innings ever (26 vs England in 1955).

However, rate we're going, we will beat our own record in the second innings of this Test!

Vlad n U 2 · 01-02-2013, 06:04 AM

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Originally Posted by Axver

Make that 7/31. Philander's taken 5 wickets in 6 six overs and conceded just 7 runs.

Fucking fuck off.

HAHAHAHAHA I'm sorry but that's the most hilarious score.

South Africa are bloody ridiculous when they decide to turn it up.

cobl04 · 01-02-2013, 06:16 AM

Tomic beat Djokovic tho

Axver · 01-02-2013, 06:18 AM

Don't worry, I'm laughing. It's all I can do. I mean, you know a cricketing situation is hilariously bad when even Charlotte turns and asks "have you seen how terribly New Zealand's going in the cricket?"

Vlad n U 2 · 01-02-2013, 06:40 AM

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Originally Posted by cobl04

Tomic beat Djokovic tho

It's an exhibition, meaningless. I know how much you love the malnourished elf but wrong thread.

CrashedCarDriver · 01-02-2013, 08:45 AM

theres only 1 team capable of breaking supporters hearts more than nz

and thats the sri lankans. the reason why? sl look to have a reasonable batting team. but they barely make the follow on target against australia

maybe nz will play this game out to the 3rd day

cobl04 · 01-02-2013, 08:30 PM

This is why I love Ed Cowan. Terrifically written. Hail to a legend | The Australian

Axver · 01-02-2013, 08:55 PM

I'd just like to take this moment to point out Rangana Herath's full name. On a team known for epic names, his takes the cake:

Herath Mudiyanselage Rangana Keerthi Bandara Herath

Yep, his parents loved "Herath" that much, they couldn't give it to him just the once!

Vlad n U 2 · 01-02-2013, 09:11 PM

He managed the most wickets of any bowler in 2012 didn't he?

CrashedCarDriver · 01-02-2013, 09:34 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Axver

I'd just like to take this moment to point out Rangana Herath's full name. On a team known for epic names, his takes the cake:

Herath Mudiyanselage Rangana Keerthi Bandara Herath

Yep, his parents loved "Herath" that much, they couldn't give it to him just the once!

^ I think he's been called a lot of things since

CrashedCarDriver · 01-03-2013, 12:17 AM

And Russell Arnold's middle name is "Premakumaran"

His story was American missionaries went to Sri Lanka in the 19th century and gave them English names

01-02-2013, 12:25 AM	#201
Axver Vocal parasite Join Date: Jun 2003 Location: 1853 Posts: 152,977 Local Time: 04:32 PM	Given the Boxing Day Test as we know it began in 1980, I had no idea that Greg Chappell was a leading imperialist. __________________ __________________ "Mediocrity is never so dangerous as when it is dressed up as sincerity." - Søren Kierkegaard Ian McCulloch the U2 fan: "Who buys U2 records anyway? It's just music for plumbers and bricklayers. Bono, what a slob. You'd think with all that climbing about he does, he'd look real fit and that. But he's real fat, y'know. Reminds me of a soddin' mountain goat." "And as for Bono, he needs a colostomy bag for his mouth." U2gigs: The most comprehensive U2 setlist database! Gig pictures \| Blog

01-02-2013, 04:53 AM	#208
Axver Vocal parasite Join Date: Jun 2003 Location: 1853 Posts: 152,977 Local Time: 04:32 PM	Make that 7/31. Philander's taken 5 wickets in 6 six overs and conceded just 7 runs. Fucking fuck off. __________________ "Mediocrity is never so dangerous as when it is dressed up as sincerity." - Søren Kierkegaard Ian McCulloch the U2 fan: "Who buys U2 records anyway? It's just music for plumbers and bricklayers. Bono, what a slob. You'd think with all that climbing about he does, he'd look real fit and that. But he's real fat, y'know. Reminds me of a soddin' mountain goat." "And as for Bono, he needs a colostomy bag for his mouth." U2gigs: The most comprehensive U2 setlist database! Gig pictures \| Blog

01-02-2013, 05:58 AM	#210
Axver Vocal parasite Join Date: Jun 2003 Location: 1853 Posts: 152,977 Local Time: 04:32 PM	I've been waiting for the day some other team scores 25 or worse, so that New Zealand no longer has the indignity of having the lowest Test innings ever (26 vs England in 1955). However, rate we're going, we will beat our own record in the second innings of this Test! __________________ "Mediocrity is never so dangerous as when it is dressed up as sincerity." - Søren Kierkegaard Ian McCulloch the U2 fan: "Who buys U2 records anyway? It's just music for plumbers and bricklayers. Bono, what a slob. You'd think with all that climbing about he does, he'd look real fit and that. But he's real fat, y'know. Reminds me of a soddin' mountain goat." "And as for Bono, he needs a colostomy bag for his mouth." U2gigs: The most comprehensive U2 setlist database! Gig pictures \| Blog

01-02-2013, 06:18 AM	#213
Axver Vocal parasite Join Date: Jun 2003 Location: 1853 Posts: 152,977 Local Time: 04:32 PM	Don't worry, I'm laughing. It's all I can do. I mean, you know a cricketing situation is hilariously bad when even Charlotte turns and asks "have you seen how terribly New Zealand's going in the cricket?" __________________ "Mediocrity is never so dangerous as when it is dressed up as sincerity." - Søren Kierkegaard Ian McCulloch the U2 fan: "Who buys U2 records anyway? It's just music for plumbers and bricklayers. Bono, what a slob. You'd think with all that climbing about he does, he'd look real fit and that. But he's real fat, y'know. Reminds me of a soddin' mountain goat." "And as for Bono, he needs a colostomy bag for his mouth." U2gigs: The most comprehensive U2 setlist database! Gig pictures \| Blog

01-02-2013, 08:55 PM	#217
Axver Vocal parasite Join Date: Jun 2003 Location: 1853 Posts: 152,977 Local Time: 04:32 PM	I'd just like to take this moment to point out Rangana Herath's full name. On a team known for epic names, his takes the cake: Herath Mudiyanselage Rangana Keerthi Bandara Herath Yep, his parents loved "Herath" that much, they couldn't give it to him just the once! __________________ "Mediocrity is never so dangerous as when it is dressed up as sincerity." - Søren Kierkegaard Ian McCulloch the U2 fan: "Who buys U2 records anyway? It's just music for plumbers and bricklayers. Bono, what a slob. You'd think with all that climbing about he does, he'd look real fit and that. But he's real fat, y'know. Reminds me of a soddin' mountain goat." "And as for Bono, he needs a colostomy bag for his mouth." U2gigs: The most comprehensive U2 setlist database! Gig pictures \| Blog

01-02-2013, 01:14 AM	#203
cobl04 45:33 Join Date: Jun 2005 Location: East Point to Shaolin Posts: 59,235 Local Time: 05:32 PM	I thought you would jump to correct our good friend on his use of the word "imperial".

01-02-2013, 01:22 AM	#204
Vlad n U 2 Blue Crack Addict Join Date: Jul 2008 Posts: 28,387 Local Time: 05:02 PM	I can't be bothered correcting anyone anymore it's too hot.

01-02-2013, 04:01 AM	#206
cobl04 45:33 Join Date: Jun 2005 Location: East Point to Shaolin Posts: 59,235 Local Time: 05:32 PM	NZ all at sea against South Africa. The Kiwis will be lucky to pass 100 this series.

01-02-2013, 04:35 AM	#207
cobl04 45:33 Join Date: Jun 2005 Location: East Point to Shaolin Posts: 59,235 Local Time: 05:32 PM	6/31 hahahahahaha

01-02-2013, 05:02 AM	#209
cobl04 45:33 Join Date: Jun 2005 Location: East Point to Shaolin Posts: 59,235 Local Time: 05:32 PM	To be fair we got rolled for 46 at the same ground last year.

01-02-2013, 06:16 AM	#212
cobl04 45:33 Join Date: Jun 2005 Location: East Point to Shaolin Posts: 59,235 Local Time: 05:32 PM	Tomic beat Djokovic tho

01-02-2013, 08:45 AM	#215
CrashedCarDriver Refugee Join Date: Jul 2001 Location: Turkmenbashin' Posts: 1,609 Local Time: 05:32 PM	theres only 1 team capable of breaking supporters hearts more than nz and thats the sri lankans. the reason why? sl look to have a reasonable batting team. but they barely make the follow on target against australia maybe nz will play this game out to the 3rd day

01-02-2013, 08:30 PM	#216
cobl04 45:33 Join Date: Jun 2005 Location: East Point to Shaolin Posts: 59,235 Local Time: 05:32 PM	This is why I love Ed Cowan. Terrifically written. Hail to a legend \| The Australian

01-02-2013, 09:11 PM	#218
Vlad n U 2 Blue Crack Addict Join Date: Jul 2008 Posts: 28,387 Local Time: 05:02 PM	He managed the most wickets of any bowler in 2012 didn't he?

01-03-2013, 12:17 AM	#220
CrashedCarDriver Refugee Join Date: Jul 2001 Location: Turkmenbashin' Posts: 1,609 Local Time: 05:32 PM	And Russell Arnold's middle name is "Premakumaran" His story was American missionaries went to Sri Lanka in the 19th century and gave them English names __________________

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