NFL 2013 Thread

[phanan]

I was being facetious?

Gotcha. Hard to tell sometimes.

 

[Hewson]

Did you guys hear that Peyton Manning threw SEVEN touchdown passes last night???

Apparently some folks in Columbus heard that John Elway threw 7 TD's:

The Columbus Dispatch posts headline of John Elway throwing 7 touchdowns, not Peyton Manning - ESPN

 

[bono_212]

Gotcha. Hard to tell sometimes.

Facetious might have been the wrong word. I'm not sure, because I'm not even sure what my original point of that post was, save that I hate change, but I suppose if change is going to happen, I want 100% change

 

[LuckyNumber7]

What's the record? 8 in a game, right?

 

[bono_212]

7 is the record he is now tied with 5 other people. But he's the first since 1969.

 

[LuckyNumber7]

NFL leader stats get all messy. Is 7 the passing record or the player record? All purpose and whatnot.

 

[bono_212]

My understanding was that the record in the modern era was 7 touchdown passes in one game.

 

[Headache in a Suitcase]

Football folks... Football

 

[phanan]

 

[mikal]

Sunday Ticket Maxx may be the best thing that's ever happened to me.

 

[Headache in a Suitcase]

I've given serious thought to buying the madden anniversary edition only to get the maxx subscription that comes with it, even though I'll never play the game with GTAV coming out in a week.

I really hope the rumors that Google is talking to the NFL about buying out the package contract are true.

 

[mikal]

I've given serious thought to buying the madden anniversary edition only to get the maxx subscription that comes with it, even though I'll never play the game with GTAV coming out in a week.

I really hope the rumors that Google is talking to the NFL about buying out the package contract are true.

That would be perfect considering I'm a big Android enthusiast.

 

[GirlsAloudFan]

Sunday Ticket Maxx may be the best thing that's ever happened to me.

Nice. Sounds like a porn star. How big is his cock?

 

[mikal]

Nice. Sounds like a porn star. How big is his cock?

He calls it his 9 inch cockatoo.

 

[GirlsAloudFan]

WALK OUT lNTO THE SUNBURST STREET

SING YOUR HEART, NFL!

SING YOUR HEART, BERMAN!

 

[GirlsAloudFan]

Every day I die again and again I'm reborn.

 

[GirlsAloudFan]

I found grace inside a sound.

I found grace, it's all that I found.

 

[mikal]

I really like Carolina over Seattle today. Seattle will be good this year but I have a great feeling about this upset today.

 

[GirlsAloudFan]

Everyone and their mom likes that upset today.

They're a nothing franchise with embarrassing uniforms, fuck mobvok, but Seahawks are gonna beat the Panthers.

 

[iron yuppie]

I'd be curious to know what percentage of 50+ yard returns are negated by block-in-the-back penalties.

 

[No spoken words]

Oh fucking great, Pouncey gets hurt on the first drive. Not like we need the best center in the NFL or anything.

 

[GirlsAloudFan]

Black Unicorn.

 

[speedracer]

Oh fucking great, Pouncey gets hurt on the first drive. Not like we need the best center in the NFL or anything.

Must be something wrong with the Pittsburgh OL coaches or the team doctors or something.

 

[speedracer]

Apparently Stevan Ridley is still sitting on a mild case of fumbleitis.

 

[LuckyNumber7]

How bad is it?

 

[LemonMelon]

After two hours of week 1...three safeties.

 

[speedracer]

How bad is it?

IIRC wasn't really a problem most of last season but got worse late season. Against Baltimore in the playoffs his fumble was a killer, and now another one.

Also, replacing Wes Welker with Danny Amendola might not have been the brilliant idea I thought it was. At least Amendola made it through one quarter before hurting himself.

 

[LuckyNumber7]

So Brady is throwing interceptions, Ridley is fumbling, Amendola is already injured, and Sudfield hasn't seen a ball thrown his way yet?

My team of evil empire minions is falling apart.

 

[speedracer]

So Brady is throwing interceptions

Sudfield hasn't seen a ball thrown his way yet?

My team of evil empire minions is falling apart.

Sudfeld slipping led to the INT.

 

[LuckyNumber7]

Even worse than I thought.