NFL 2011, Part 1

[speedracer]

they should have replaced the budweiser clydesdales with elephants

so they'd NEVER FORGET 9/11

You, sir, are awarded one free Internets.

 

[LemonMelon]

There was this one black and white Verizon ad with children crying. It could have been a Summer's Eve spot for all I could tell.

 

[speedracer]

I forgot how godawful the Chargers are for the first few weeks of every season.

Chargers special teams are still special.

 

[mobvok]

Seahawks are going 0-16

book it

 

[Globo14]

These Vikings are looking better than the Vikings did all year last year.

 

[speedracer]

These Vikings are looking better than the Vikings did all year last year.

 

[Globo14]

Yup.

 

[Headache in a Suitcase]

The Giants just announced that because they've run out of defensive starters to place on IR, that they will place Harry Carson and Jason Seahorn on IR just for shits and giggles.

 

[LemonMelon]

Am I allowed to be excited if the Skins pull this off?

 

[speedracer]

Pretty sure the Giants coaches would kill to have a one-legged Jason Sehorn in the secondary right now.

 

[mobvok]

holy shit

ok, maybe my winless season prediction was a little premature. Based on the first half I couldn't even imagine what a successful Seahawks offensive play would look like, but just like that out of halftime Pete Carroll's uncorked a brand new offense. 16-7 49ers. and defensive pressure! oh my heart

Also, add Southwest Airlines to the list of companies who aren't Goddamn Traitors to America. Freedom!

 

[Headache in a Suitcase]

Great. I think bradshaw lined up 30 yards from the line of scrimmage on that play.

 

[speedracer]

Slow-developing run up the middle on 4th and 1?

 

[Headache in a Suitcase]

More fine playcalling from Kevin Killdrive.

 

[Headache in a Suitcase]

Mike Periera lives in my hood. I see him at the bagel store. I ask him to review my breakfast samich.

 

[speedracer]

Oh my. New York got caught with two defenders on three receivers on one side, and instead Sexy Rexy coughs up the ball.

 

[LemonMelon]

And then they responded by playing like the Redskins.

Fuck yes.

 

[speedracer]

Wow. Way to headbutt a receiver who's already down on the ground.

 

[Headache in a Suitcase]

JPP is a freak. Antrelle Rolle is a fool.

 

[Headache in a Suitcase]

Welp... when's spring training?

 

[I Move in Mysterious Ways]

Meanwhile, McNabb is putting up numbers that would embarrass Vince Young.

 

[LemonMelon]

Fuck the Giants. I'm tired of being stomped on year after year by them; most of our worst losses over the past decade have been against them. Redskins fans have grown accustomed to cherishing wins, but this is special.

Also, this is a banner day for GAF. Rex appreciates his dedication. I still don't know how to feel.

 

[LemonMelon]

If the 49ers didn't have to worry about their offense/Alex Smith, they would be pretty dangerous. Well, they would be Bear-like.

 

[PhilsFan]

 

[phanan]

If the Redskins finish at .500, I'll consider that a success for them.

Certainly a good start.

 

[phanan]

Over 400 yards for Cam Newton. I guess they'll keep him.

 

[Globo14]

Though McNabb was average, it really was sloppiness that caused the Vikings loss.

 

[DRay9911]

 

[Imperor]

Oh my Dez.

 

[LemonMelon]

Mike Florio always knows what he's talking about.

I hate both of these teams, albeit not equally.