New Cell Phone

[wizard2c]

Just heard.......hot off the press.....Sprint will be bringing out late this week a new cell phone where you can view TV programs........titanium and all.......wow.......looks cool.............

 

[IWasBored]

i thought you didn't need to rely on mere mortal technology. being a wizard, you have a microwave in your brain or something.

 

[anitram]

I'm gonna hold out until they come up with a built-in microwave.

 

[IWasBored]

^you've got the right idea. me, i'm waiting until they make a phone that can wash my clothes and cook my dinner.

 

[Chizip]

how about one you can use as an enema?

 

[IWasBored]

how about one you can use as an enema?

i'm not into that. ask headache.

 

[ILuvLarryMullen]

i am !

 

[IWasBored]

you're a perv, jay.

 

[Angela Harlem]

chizip, why do you want a microwave you can use as an enema?

 

[IWasBored]

he likes sticking hot pockets up his ass. duh.

 

[Niamh_Saoirse]

Thsi thread!

 

[IWasBored]

Thsi thread!

pfffffffft. if you've got nothing to contribute, kindly stick to reading.

 

[Niamh_Saoirse]

pfffffffft. if you've got nothing to contribute, kindly stick to reading.

I love it when you treat me bad!

What´s next? Some spaninking?¨

 

[MissMaCo]

treat me bad I'm bored

 

[IWasBored]

uh, i don't swing that way. you crazy foriegners! don't you know that all us americans are 100% heterosexual?? GOD will smite us otherwise! you're going to hell for insinuating anything relating to sex

 

[Niamh_Saoirse]

I´m already doomed, darling. The Presidential Suite in Hell is booked under my name.

And it´s a well known fact that us (us= Latin AMericans) are sluts.

 

[IWasBored]

well, in that case, i'll see you there! i think i've got a spot reserved in the 5th circle or something.

 

[Niamh_Saoirse]

If you ever decide to lose your holy than tho American ways and are up for some spanking, I´ll send you complimentary room service.

 

[MissMaCo]

uh, i don't swing that way. you crazy foriegners! don't you know that all us americans are 100% heterosexual?? GOD will smite us otherwise! you're going to hell for insinuating anything relating to sex

I'm a European sexual terrorist, I know it can be scary darling.

 

[Niamh_Saoirse]

Marie, should we team up and scare the hell outta IWB with our devious sexual ways?

 

[IWasBored]

I'm a European sexual terrorist, I know it can be scary darling.

booooomcha.

 

[MissMaCo]

Marie, should we team up and scare the hell outta IWB with our devious sexual ways?

I'd be deviant for both of you sexy gals

 

[Niamh_Saoirse]

 

[MissMaCo]

 

[ILuvLarryMullen]

 

[Niamh_Saoirse]

What? Are you after some spanking too?

 

[IWasBored]

sometimes i think jay INVENTED sexual deviance.

 

[Niamh_Saoirse]

I wouldn´t be surprised...

 

[IWasBored]

"cali-whore-nian!"
-the artist formerly known as mofo

 

[ILuvLarryMullen]

stop saying things about me that are true just cause i like cell phone enemas.