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Old 07-19-2005, 02:05 PM   #1
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my brother's a genious

seriously, he's 9, and he's the smartest person ever. his religious philosophy for example, is brilliant!

Me: Which is worse, heaven or hell?
Him: They're both bad, but Hell's worse.
Me: Why?
Him: Cos it's Hell
Me: Yeah, but why's heaven bad?
Him: cos you're dead!

other good quotes:

"don't hurt me, I'm Jewish!"

once my dad broke a glass in the kitchen...
my dad: stay put, this is a good lesson. whenver you break glass, the first thing you want to do is Stop.
my bro: but don't drop and roll!

also, my brother thinks bono is saying "violence is the way!" during SBS when he's saying "wipe your tears away"

hahaha, okay no one else thinks it's funny, but I do...

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Old 07-19-2005, 02:26 PM   #2
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That's cute

I taught my friends' 2 yr old how to say "monkey butt!"

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Old 07-19-2005, 02:34 PM   #3
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Originally posted by VertigoGal
my bro: but don't drop and roll!
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Old 07-19-2005, 02:35 PM   #4
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at 'violence is the way!'
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Old 07-19-2005, 05:03 PM   #5
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Originally posted by Sicy
That's cute

I taught my friends' 2 yr old how to say "monkey butt!"

My little sister just turned three (24 year age difference there ) she loves the saying "Bubble Butt"
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Old 07-19-2005, 05:15 PM   #6
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Lil' kids are sooo

I have little cousins who come out with stuff like that.

One of them turned 6 yesterday, when he was 4 he was a little mischevious and threw grass at a neighbours door.
We all thought it was funny...

then the police arrived

Evil neighbour eh?

He's a funny kid, happy birthday Dyl !
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Re: my brother's a genious

Originally posted by VertigoGal

"don't hurt me, I'm Jewish!"


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