morning wood - Page 6

Doozer61 · 04-14-2005, 11:50 AM

cute name for your banana, headache!

BAW · 04-14-2005, 12:07 PM

Redneck song writin' at its finest

Moooooooorning Woood
Yeeehhhaaaa!!!!

Well I get up in the mornin and I’m feelin good
Cuz underneath the covers is my mornin wood
My wife wakes up and looks my way
Kids run in and ruin my day

Wood Wood Wood Morning Wood Wood Wood
He’s a man who really loves his morning
Wood Wood Wood Morning Wood Wood Wood

Well I walked in the bathroom and tried to pee
Almost knocked over tryin to avoid the seat
I raised up and still the same
So on the wall I wrote my name

Wood Wood Wood Morning Wood Wood Wood
He’s a man who really loves his morning
Wood Wood Wood Morning Wood Wood Wood

Ya my wife walks in and sees the mess
I can tell right away she’s not impressed
I clean it all up and I start to cry
It won’t go down and I don’t know why

Wood Wood Wood Morning Wood Wood Wood
He’s a man who really loves his morning
Wood Wood Wood Morning Wood Wood Wood

Well I got to go to work and theres still no change
I’m thinking by now theres something strange
Still feels good and it really don’t hurt
So all I do is un-tuck my shirt

Wood Wood Wood Morning Wood Wood Wood
He’s a man who really loves his morning woooood
He’s a man who really loves his morning woooood
He’s a man who really loves his morning woooood
YeeeeeHaaaa!!

LarryMullen's POPAngel · 04-14-2005, 12:10 PM

Headache in a Suitcase · 04-14-2005, 12:30 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Doozer61
cute name for your banana, headache!

**KhanadaRhodes** · 04-14-2005, 12:41 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Headache in a Suitcase

he's pretty happy

SkeeK · 04-14-2005, 12:46 PM

i'm weird and boring

deep · 04-22-2005, 12:49 AM

Thu Apr 21,11:13 AM ET

HONG KONG (Reuters) - Chinese men have no reason to feel inferior about the size of their penises, according to a Hong Kong study which showed local men measured up to others elsewhere in the world below the belt.

"Our conclusion is that Hong Kong people are no smaller than Western men, where their penises are concerned," said Chan Lung-wai, director of the Urology Center at the Union Hospital, who headed the study.

"There has always been the myth that westerners have bigger penises and their (sexual) ability is better."

A group of scientists in Hong Kong spent five months from October last year measuring 148 ethnic Chinese volunteers aged between 23 and 93.

The average length of their flaccid penises was 3.33 inches, which compared favorably with similar studies on other men overseas.

Germans have average lengths of about 3.4 inches, Israelis 3.27 inches, Turks 3.07 inches and Filippinos 2.89 inches. Italians were the longest at 3.54 inches, and Americans averaged 3.46 inches.

The study did not measure the penises when they were erect.

It found that a man's height bore no relation to the length of his member, but those with higher body mass indexes, or fat content, appeared to have shorter penises.

"It seems that as someone gets older and fatter, his blood vessels change, so the penile size is not static. It may be a reflection of the condition of the person's blood vessels," Chan said, adding that this could spur yet another study.

Headache in a Suitcase · 04-22-2005, 07:59 AM

on south park this week jimmy got his first boner

and yea... that study kinda sucks for the fillipinos

MissVelvetDress_75 · 04-22-2005, 08:37 AM

what an interesting study.

JessicaAnn · 04-22-2005, 09:27 AM

I can't believe this thread keeps popping up.

BAW · 04-22-2005, 09:33 AM

lmjhitman · 04-22-2005, 09:36 AM

yes, it's hard to ignore, isn't it?

Headache in a Suitcase · 04-22-2005, 09:50 AM

whoever started this thread is obviously a prick...

Doozer61 · 04-22-2005, 09:53 AM

i sit between two Filippinos now

Headache in a Suitcase · 04-22-2005, 09:56 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Doozer61
i sit between two Filippinos now

deep · 04-22-2005, 12:30 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Headache in a Suitcase

and yea... that study kinda sucks for the fillipinos

hate to disagree

but, I think they would have had a better outcome.

Cassis · 07-09-2005, 03:10 AM

hee hee

impy13 · 07-09-2005, 05:26 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Tomer
does this have anything to do with the expression

knock on wood

?

Ow.

Owwwwww.

Seriously, owwwwww.

Cassis · 07-09-2005, 05:58 AM

sissy

DaveC · 07-09-2005, 06:36 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Headache in a Suitcase
and yea... that study kinda sucks for the fillipinos

Poor Jick.

04-14-2005, 11:50 AM	#101
Doozer61 Blue Crack Addict Join Date: Jan 2004 Location: Setting up house on Scooter's Star Posts: 20,218 Local Time: 12:41 AM	cute name for your banana, headache! __________________

04-14-2005, 12:07 PM	#102
BAW The Flower Join Date: Dec 2001 Location: The OC....!!!! Posts: 11,094 Local Time: 12:41 AM	Redneck song writin' at its finest Moooooooorning Woood Yeeehhhaaaa!!!! Well I get up in the mornin and I’m feelin good Cuz underneath the covers is my mornin wood My wife wakes up and looks my way Kids run in and ruin my day Wood Wood Wood Morning Wood Wood Wood He’s a man who really loves his morning Wood Wood Wood Morning Wood Wood Wood Well I walked in the bathroom and tried to pee Almost knocked over tryin to avoid the seat I raised up and still the same So on the wall I wrote my name Wood Wood Wood Morning Wood Wood Wood He’s a man who really loves his morning Wood Wood Wood Morning Wood Wood Wood Ya my wife walks in and sees the mess I can tell right away she’s not impressed I clean it all up and I start to cry It won’t go down and I don’t know why Wood Wood Wood Morning Wood Wood Wood He’s a man who really loves his morning Wood Wood Wood Morning Wood Wood Wood Well I got to go to work and theres still no change I’m thinking by now theres something strange Still feels good and it really don’t hurt So all I do is un-tuck my shirt Wood Wood Wood Morning Wood Wood Wood He’s a man who really loves his morning woooood He’s a man who really loves his morning woooood He’s a man who really loves his morning woooood YeeeeeHaaaa!! __________________

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04-22-2005, 12:49 AM	#107
deep Blue Crack Addict Join Date: Apr 2002 Location: A far distance down. Posts: 28,600 Local Time: 12:41 AM	Thu Apr 21,11:13 AM ET HONG KONG (Reuters) - Chinese men have no reason to feel inferior about the size of their penises, according to a Hong Kong study which showed local men measured up to others elsewhere in the world below the belt. "Our conclusion is that Hong Kong people are no smaller than Western men, where their penises are concerned," said Chan Lung-wai, director of the Urology Center at the Union Hospital, who headed the study. "There has always been the myth that westerners have bigger penises and their (sexual) ability is better." A group of scientists in Hong Kong spent five months from October last year measuring 148 ethnic Chinese volunteers aged between 23 and 93. The average length of their flaccid penises was 3.33 inches, which compared favorably with similar studies on other men overseas. Germans have average lengths of about 3.4 inches, Israelis 3.27 inches, Turks 3.07 inches and Filippinos 2.89 inches. Italians were the longest at 3.54 inches, and Americans averaged 3.46 inches. The study did not measure the penises when they were erect. It found that a man's height bore no relation to the length of his member, but those with higher body mass indexes, or fat content, appeared to have shorter penises. "It seems that as someone gets older and fatter, his blood vessels change, so the penile size is not static. It may be a reflection of the condition of the person's blood vessels," Chan said, adding that this could spur yet another study.

04-22-2005, 07:59 AM	#108
Headache in a Suitcase Blue Crack Distributor Join Date: Jul 2000 Location: Stateless Posts: 66,658 Local Time: 03:41 AM	on south park this week jimmy got his first boner and yea... that study kinda sucks for the fillipinos

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MissVelvetDress_75 Blue Crack Addict Join Date: Dec 2001 Location: basking in my post-concert glow still mesmerized by the orbit of his hips..Also Holding Bono Close as he requested. Posts: 25,776 Local Time: 04:41 AM	what an interesting study.

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JessicaAnn ONE love, blood, life Join Date: Sep 2001 Location: Milwaukee, WI (USA) Posts: 11,743 Local Time: 03:41 AM	I can't believe this thread keeps popping up.

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04-22-2005, 09:50 AM	#113
Headache in a Suitcase Blue Crack Distributor Join Date: Jul 2000 Location: Stateless Posts: 66,658 Local Time: 03:41 AM	whoever started this thread is obviously a prick...

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Doozer61 Blue Crack Addict Join Date: Jan 2004 Location: Setting up house on Scooter's Star Posts: 20,218 Local Time: 12:41 AM	i sit between two Filippinos now

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07-09-2005, 03:10 AM	#117
Cassis Refugee Join Date: Jun 2005 Location: In the goal Posts: 2,345 Local Time: 09:41 AM	hee hee