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cute name for your banana, headache!
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![]() Redneck song writin' at its finest ![]() Moooooooorning Woood Yeeehhhaaaa!!!! Well I get up in the mornin and I’m feelin good Cuz underneath the covers is my mornin wood My wife wakes up and looks my way Kids run in and ruin my day Wood Wood Wood Morning Wood Wood Wood He’s a man who really loves his morning Wood Wood Wood Morning Wood Wood Wood Well I walked in the bathroom and tried to pee Almost knocked over tryin to avoid the seat I raised up and still the same So on the wall I wrote my name Wood Wood Wood Morning Wood Wood Wood He’s a man who really loves his morning Wood Wood Wood Morning Wood Wood Wood Ya my wife walks in and sees the mess I can tell right away she’s not impressed I clean it all up and I start to cry It won’t go down and I don’t know why Wood Wood Wood Morning Wood Wood Wood He’s a man who really loves his morning Wood Wood Wood Morning Wood Wood Wood Well I got to go to work and theres still no change I’m thinking by now theres something strange Still feels good and it really don’t hurt So all I do is un-tuck my shirt Wood Wood Wood Morning Wood Wood Wood He’s a man who really loves his morning woooood He’s a man who really loves his morning woooood He’s a man who really loves his morning woooood YeeeeeHaaaa!! |
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i'm weird and boring
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Thu Apr 21,11:13 AM ET
HONG KONG (Reuters) - Chinese men have no reason to feel inferior about the size of their penises, according to a Hong Kong study which showed local men measured up to others elsewhere in the world below the belt. "Our conclusion is that Hong Kong people are no smaller than Western men, where their penises are concerned," said Chan Lung-wai, director of the Urology Center at the Union Hospital, who headed the study. "There has always been the myth that westerners have bigger penises and their (sexual) ability is better." A group of scientists in Hong Kong spent five months from October last year measuring 148 ethnic Chinese volunteers aged between 23 and 93. The average length of their flaccid penises was 3.33 inches, which compared favorably with similar studies on other men overseas. Germans have average lengths of about 3.4 inches, Israelis 3.27 inches, Turks 3.07 inches and Filippinos 2.89 inches. Italians were the longest at 3.54 inches, and Americans averaged 3.46 inches. The study did not measure the penises when they were erect. It found that a man's height bore no relation to the length of his member, but those with higher body mass indexes, or fat content, appeared to have shorter penises. "It seems that as someone gets older and fatter, his blood vessels change, so the penile size is not static. It may be a reflection of the condition of the person's blood vessels," Chan said, adding that this could spur yet another study. |
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on south park this week jimmy got his first boner
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what an interesting study.
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I can't believe this thread keeps popping up.
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yes, it's hard to ignore, isn't it?
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whoever started this thread is obviously a prick...
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hee hee
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Ow. Owwwwww. Seriously, owwwwww. |
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sissy
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