Mormon Bar, California Superthread

[Axver]

yes that is disturbing. i intend to be no younger than 25, maybe older. i also get freaked out when i hear about people i know getting married though fortunately nobody i know well has done it yet.

though going to a wedding would be fun, actually.

Luckily nobody I know within reasonable travelling distance has got married yet. One of my really good friends who used to live here and is now in Georgia is getting married in December, and luckily the distance means I dodge having to go. I think I'm just not a ceremonies person.

Plus it would feel kind of dodgy sitting there thinking "I give this five years at most".

 

[Serena Vox]

My sister is 30, if that counts for anything.

Anyway, gonna fly for now. Got some stuff to do. Might be back later, I miss you fuckers!

 

[Axver]

Have a good one, Serena.

 

[liamcool]

See ya Serena.

*goes to play Stick Cricket*

 

[DreamOutLoud13]

one of my good friends is obsessed with this designer wedding gown search website and when she's linked me to it, which has been twice, i've looked at it for ages. i have discovered that i like aline, defined waste, and probably strapless though i'm not sure how that would actually work out with the bra department.

This is the one I like:

David's Bridal - Bridal Gowns V9010 Beaded metallic embroidered satin gown.

Not sure what I'd do for a bra either, but I'd probably get a fancy one with sparkly straps, and people can just deal with it.

 

[Varitek]

that's pretty, and way more reasonable than the ones on this site, where the cheapest is liek 4k, but they won't tell you exact prices, you have to make an appointment.

 

[KhanadaRhodes]

bbl

 

[Axver]

bbl

You leaving for fondue again or something?

 

[Varitek]

so from the last gchat i had with her, these are some i love

Bridal Gowns: Alita Graham A-Line Wedding Dress with Strapless Neckline and Natural Waist Waistline
Bridal Gowns: Michelle Roth Princess/Ball Gown Wedding Dress with Sweetheart Neckline and Natural Waist Waistline
Bridal Gowns: Lazaro Mermaid Wedding Dress with Sweetheart Neckline and Natural Waist Waistline
Bridal Gowns: Ian Stuart Princess/Ball Gown Wedding Dress with Strapless Neckline and Basque Waist Waistline i like the bodice of the last one a LOT but not the skirt

 

[Varitek]

i'm the one in the world capital of fondue and i still haven't had one

damn it i'm hungry! the sick thing killed my appetite but not enough i guess that i'm not not hungry having hardly eaten anything all day.

 

[mysterious_jen]

jesus h christ they look like expensive dresses .

 

[liamcool]

Expensive dresses to be left on a bedroom floor, eh?

 

[Axver]

Jen!

 

[Varitek]

same thing on this one, love the bodice, not as much the skirt

shit now i am looking at this damn site again

Bridal Gowns: Pnina Tornai Princess/Ball Gown Wedding Dress with Sweetheart Neckline and Dropped Waist Waistline

 

[mysterious_jen]

ax this is frikkin hillarious !
Man tries to pay bill with spider drawing

 

[Varitek]

jesus h christ they look like expensive dresses .

who am i kidding i should not be looking for white dresses

 

[mysterious_jen]

Expensive dresses to be left on a bedroom floor, eh?

 

[Varitek]

omg i want this one!!! Bridal Gowns: Pnina Tornai Princess/Ball Gown Wedding Dress with Sweetheart Neckline and Dropped Waist Waistline

 

[mysterious_jen]

who am i kidding i should not be looking for white dresses

they have a serious lack of black or red ones

 

[Axver]

ax this is frikkin hillarious !
Man tries to pay bill with spider drawing

I SAW THAT LAST NIGHT! Absolutely brilliant!

Have you seen the follow-up about it being sold on e-Bay?

 

[Varitek]

ax this is frikkin hillarious !
Man tries to pay bill with spider drawing

lol, heard a story on the radio about someone in the us who tried to pay his bar tab with a credit card, and when that got rejected and he got belig and they called the cops, he tried to pay the bill with gum wrappers.

 

[Axver]

Here we go, this is the follow-up: Spider minus a leg sells for thousands

 

[Varitek]

they have a serious lack of black or red ones

oh i was thinking cream. not as jarring as black or red, but,

oh who am i kidding, i am wearing white, because it's pretty. fuck fitting into boxes.

 

[liamcool]

 

[Varitek]

Here we go, this is the follow-up: Spider minus a leg sells for thousands

can i pull a leg off a spider and make enough to pay off my college loans?

 

[Axver]

can i pull a leg off a spider and make enough to pay off my college loans?

Only if it makes you an Intarwebz celebrity. 15 seconds of pseudo-fame can really pay off!

 

[Varitek]

Only if it makes you an Intarwebz celebrity. 15 seconds of pseudo-fame can really pay off!

seriously. remember the guy who threatened to kill the bunny and eat it unless people paid him on paypal? or the one red paperclip guy who got a house in the middle of nowhere?

i seriously want to come up with one of these ideas.

 

[Varitek]

and these lucky assholes didn't even have to go the book deal route, which requires the actual work of writing a book or splitting profits with a ghostwriter.

 

[mysterious_jen]

I SAW THAT LAST NIGHT! Absolutely brilliant!

Have you seen the follow-up about it being sold on e-Bay?

awesome

 

[mysterious_jen]

oh i was thinking cream. not as jarring as black or red, but,

oh who am i kidding, i am wearing white, because it's pretty. fuck fitting into boxes.

bridezilla !