Middle Intercourse Island superthread

[KhanadaRhodes]

Me neither!

 

[LemonMelon]

Axver is suddenly very silent.

He's probably thinking of something clever to say, but is simply too stunned.

 

[the tourist]

I don't like wine.

 

[KhanadaRhodes]

Axver is suddenly very silent.

he's turned on with all this talk of boobs, hard objects, and buttery nipples.

 

[Alisaura]

You could hand them a gun with a note scribbled on it, "You know what to do."

But then I'd have to pay twice as much rent...




Uh, and I would miss their loyalty and companionship...

 

[KhanadaRhodes]

I'll post it in EYKIW. It will be good times.

cool!

 

[the tourist]

He's probably thinking of something clever to say, but is simply too stunned.

It looks like this:

 

[Axver]

Yikes, I get a short phone call and you lot put on 70 posts.

 

[Alisaura]

oh, i would like to take this opportunity to mention i've never been sick or passed out due to alcohol intake

Me neither also!

 

[KhanadaRhodes]

Yikes, I get a short phone call and you lot put on 70 posts.

PHONE SEX

 

[the tourist]

But then I'd have to pay twice as much rent...




Uh, and I would miss their loyalty and companionship...

First you'd tell them to place you in their will and take out a life insurance policy. Oh, and get a dog.

 

[Axver]

It looks like this:

for two reasons:

1. That type of train is a Siemens train. (I choose to call them by their model, Nexas! I can't take a train seriously if its name is Siemens.)
2. It's going to Upfield. That's my line!

 

[the tourist]

he's turned on with all this talk of boobs, hard objects, and buttery nipples.

 

[Alisaura]

I don't like wine.

Wine and beer =

 

[KhanadaRhodes]

Siemens

semen

oh, ahem, what were we talking about again?

 

[the tourist]

Wine and beer =

No beer for me either.

 

[Alisaura]

First you'd tell them to place you in their will and take out a life insurance policy. Oh, and get a dog.

... wait, have you done this before??

 

[KhanadaRhodes]

Wine and beer =

same here!

 

[the tourist]

semen

oh, ahem, what were we talking about again?

Come ( ) on, you oughta know.

 

[the tourist]

... wait, have you done this before??

 

[Axver]

Wine is made of win, you uncultured Philistines.

 

[KhanadaRhodes]

Come ( ) on, you oughta know.

(i don't have a blowjob smilie saved so this'll have to do, lol)

 

[Alisaura]

same here!

Woo!

 

[the tourist]

Wine is made of win, you uncultured Philistines.

Right. But everything else (except beer) is made of SuperWin. So wine loses by default.

 

[KhanadaRhodes]

Wine is made of win, you uncultured Philistines.

i can't drink it though

 

[the tourist]

(i don't have a blowjob smilie saved so this'll have to do, lol)

What the hell does "fap" mean?

 

[Alisaura]

 

[KhanadaRhodes]

What the hell does "fap" mean?

you've never heard of that term?

it's the sound a, ummm...guy makes when he's masturbating.


i mean seriously

 

[mysterious_jen]

yeah looking again they look nasty and saggy...for some reason after i hit quote i envisioned giant, perky boobs. maybe i was thinking of mine

gahhhhhhhhhhhh

 

[Axver]

Right. But everything else (except beer) is made of SuperWin. So wine loses by default.

Wrong. Wine. Vodka or whatever you like does not contain SuperWin.

But wine is the drink of the more sophisticated, so you just must be a simpleton. I'll forgive you your failings in taste.