Mamungkukumpurangkuntjunya Hill Superthread

[Cin]

We are so going to that Kunstmuseum, believe you me.

The world would be disappointed if you missed it.




by the world I mean me.

 

[Cin]

Alright, bedtime for me.

 

[Axver]

I may have, but I'm not sure now.

The bonus rosellas, for one.

 

[Axver]

The world would be disappointed if you missed it.




by the world I mean me.

Me too!

Have a good night.

And oh my god, the Prince of Liechtenstein has a winery, right? And you can go there for FREE WINE TASTING. I just discovered this. Oh maaan.

:fuckyeah:

 

[Axver]

Well, this is goodnight from me.

 

[killjoy]

hey guys.
I'm new.
Honestly, I only made an account to reply to this thread.
A week or so ago, you were talking about Dix, IL.

I live there. Me and 400 other people.
I'm not like, angry about the thread or anything, I find it hilarious.
I actually show the wiki page to a lot of people, because of how ridiculous it is.
A WoW player, a Candyland player, and the founder of NORML???
I actually live in the childhood home of the NORML guy.
the funniest thing is, my father is a drug cop! ha ha ha!


and in case you didn't get any of the local jokes, we actually have a barber shop. the lady who works there has been cutting hair around dix for 20 years.
oh, and they thought about opening a place to purchase alcohol, but no one liked the name Dix Liquors.


so keep making fun of places around the world.
I enjoy reading it.

 

[Cin]

^ Dix Liquors
You'll fit in juuusst fine around here.

 

[Cin]

425): my drunk step mom just informed me my dad likes reverse cowgirl. Please god kill me.

(248): just got pizza delivered to the hot tub. its easier than i thought to be this lazy

(416): moral of the story ? theme parties + no morning after clothes= never again
. . . i just met his father in a bumblebee costume

(353): i just thanked the atm machine for giving me cash
. . . .I have done this.

(661): Kirsten Dunst is sitting next to me in a bar in NYC
(831): Tell her I want my money back for Elizabethtown.

(212): I know she is the girl of my dreams bc she orgasmed, rolled over and then asked if I knew that Orlando beat Cleveland.

 

[bono_212]

Welp, I didn't make it through training. They "terminated" me, cause I wasn't a "good fit".


Awesome.


Honestly the entire situation is cracking my ass up.


But now I need another job.

 

[Cin]

Welp, I didn't make it through training. They "terminated" me, cause I wasn't a "good fit".


Awesome.


Honestly the entire situation is cracking my ass up.


But now I need another job.

oh dear.
Not a good fit? Does that mean that they're assholes and you wouldn't play along?
Job hunting

 

[bono_212]

Yeah, pretty much. Sorry, I don't want to drone back information like a lifeless robot just to pretend like I'm outgoing. I know I'm outgoing, I'm not going to prattle like an idiot to prove it, like they apparently wanted to.

Also, I didn't like being referred to as a brand of the company. Sorry, I'm not a product.

 

[Cin]

A brand of the company? Bleurgh. Sounds like you're better off without them. I hate when you go somewhere and the staff are overly perky or chatty. That's what the bosses want but it puts me right off.


Someone outside is cooking something that smells delicious.

 

[bono_212]

I mean. I'm just naturally good with customers. The way they were drilling it in was just...painful, and honestly, I don't quite want to shop at this place anymore, knowing what I now know.

 

[Cin]

Good with customers? Wanna move to Australia and work at my store?

 

[bono_212]

Oh sure sure, I mean, I'm rich after all lol.

 

[Cin]

and I would make you casual, so you'd get $21 an hour. . .but only work a few hours a week. Oh yeah, and I'm not the big boss.

 

[Cin]

mmmm, I'm having toast that you butter before toasting. The only thing missing is a biiig glass of milk.

 

[bono_212]

Haha, not sure I'd want that lol


That sounds delicious, Cin!

 

[Cin]

But don't forget the sweetest part of the deal. You get to wear an apron!! They do make you look a bit like you have a pot belly and if you put too much in your pockets it looks like you have balls. But it's an apron with the company logo and a name badge.


ooooh, mah tummy was expecting plain weet-bix or chocolate. But it was quite yum.

 

[bono_212]

Haha, oh aprons.

 

[Cin]

The pockets are very handy but still, you look like a dork.

Going to see Night at the Museum 2 later on today, I hope it's good. Expecting the worst though.

 

[bono_212]

Suspend belief, and it's really good. I couldn't help but enjoy seeing it.

 

[Cin]

Really? I love a silly movie and it looks ok but didn't want to get my hopes up.


I'm going to have a little lie down. Don't know if I'm sooo tired cause I'm just winding down on my hols, overly stressed, not eating right, sleeping to escape, chilly weather so want to be bundled up. Who knows, prolly a little bit of everything.

 

[Cin]

Had a little snuggle with my kitty and watched some funny telly. Feel a bit better now.
Should probably have a shower and get out of my pj's soon.

 

[bono_212]

Ok, finally got to watch the premiere of the Tonight Show with Conan. That was...I might shed a tear it was so great. I hope it stays that quality.

 

[Angela Harlem]

425): my drunk step mom just informed me my dad likes reverse cowgirl. Please god kill me.

(248): just got pizza delivered to the hot tub. its easier than i thought to be this lazy

(416): moral of the story ? theme parties + no morning after clothes= never again
. . . i just met his father in a bumblebee costume

(353): i just thanked the atm machine for giving me cash
. . . .I have done this.

(661): Kirsten Dunst is sitting next to me in a bar in NYC
(831): Tell her I want my money back for Elizabethtown.

(212): I know she is the girl of my dreams bc she orgasmed, rolled over and then asked if I knew that Orlando beat Cleveland.

 

[Angela Harlem]

Welp, I didn't make it through training. They "terminated" me, cause I wasn't a "good fit".


Awesome.


Honestly the entire situation is cracking my ass up.


But now I need another job.

they be shitheads. can you work in a video shop or something? record shop? mcdonalds?

 

[Angela Harlem]

Really? I love a silly movie and it looks ok but didn't want to get my hopes up.


I'm going to have a little lie down. Don't know if I'm sooo tired cause I'm just winding down on my hols, overly stressed, not eating right, sleeping to escape, chilly weather so want to be bundled up. Who knows, prolly a little bit of everything.

shouldn't you have overlapped these hols around the 12th?

feel better soon, pie.


oh, and that photo of you, you looked about 15 sorry

 

[cobl04]

and I would make you casual, so you'd get $21 an hour. . .but only work a few hours a week. Oh yeah, and I'm not the big boss.

that is exactly double what i am earning now

 

[the tourist]

It's a little over double what I'm earning now. But the Aussie dollar =/= the US dollar.