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DreamOutLoud13 · 06-01-2009, 03:26 AM

lol IMDB boards:

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Was Anyone Else Rooting For Aaron ?

was it just me?

I get it, no matter how hot your confused lebanese next door neighbor is, don't eff her until she grows up a bit more. Just because you've got a chin that resembles Van Damme's butt in the 90s doesn't mean you can have your way with middle school girls, no matter how right it feels at the time. Ever.

I really do get it, but was anyone else hoping that he would show her the ropes and did any one else think that it was a tragedy on a Shakespearean level when he got caught?

Am I all alone?

Sincerely,

R. Kelly

Cin · 06-01-2009, 03:28 AM

OH yes!! I lost a purity point.

Not just now, recently. I would not be here if I was mid point losing.

Cin · 06-01-2009, 03:31 AM

Flipping heck it's cold and my pizza is stillnot here!!

Axver · 06-01-2009, 03:33 AM

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Originally Posted by Cin

OH yes!! I lost a purity point.

Not just now, recently. I would not be here if I was mid point losing.

Guess I better go revise the master list then ...

Cin · 06-01-2009, 03:36 AM

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Originally Posted by Axver

Guess I better go revise the master list then ...

Oh come on, you had to know this was in the wind.

Doubt I'll be losing any more unless someone has a very attractive pet or I decide to turn to drugs.

Cin · 06-01-2009, 03:38 AM

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Originally Posted by DreamOutLoud13

lol IMDB boards:

That's just weird.

DreamOutLoud13 · 06-01-2009, 03:42 AM

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Originally Posted by Cin

Flipping heck it's cold and my pizza is stillnot here!!

I remember talking to my friend Dave once while he was eating pizza. He presumably had it on his lap. His exact words: "My pizza makes my penis warm."

Axver · 06-01-2009, 03:45 AM

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Originally Posted by Cin

Oh come on, you had to know this was in the wind.

Doubt I'll be losing any more unless someone has a very attractive pet or I decide to turn to drugs.

I wasn't aware there was a point for adultery ...

Cin · 06-01-2009, 03:46 AM

I found more texts from last night on Facebook.

So I found this phone on the ground... and before I turned it into the bar, I changed all the contact numbers to "i like eggs"

-(503) Hey I just wanted to let you know I got home safely.
(503) The party was at your house wasn't it?
1-(503) By got home safely I meant that I made it from the kitchen to my bedroom floor.

(314) Im at dennys and i'm soaked. Why? I blame unicorns

Cin · 06-01-2009, 03:47 AM

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Originally Posted by DreamOutLoud13

I remember talking to my friend Dave once while he was eating pizza. He presumably had it on his lap. His exact words: "My pizza makes my penis warm."

Ha

I heard those exact words today.

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Originally Posted by Axver

I wasn't aware there was a point for adultery ...

Do you really want me to tell you about the car sex amongst other things?

Cin · 06-01-2009, 03:51 AM

Pizza is here

DreamOutLoud13 · 06-01-2009, 03:59 AM

I may or may not be exchanging dirty pics with a hot girl who I may or may not be meeting this weekend

Cin · 06-01-2009, 04:01 AM

904): What are you doing tonight?
(847): Watching dora the explorer and pining for a sex life.

(703) You know how I know I'm gay? I really enjoy katy perry's music
(571) That will be going on the internet, my friend...

912 - Em i just hit a bird!
1-912 with your car?
912 - Yea i think its bad ... im crying i dont know what to do...??
1-912 Just keep driving- turn on lady gaga and dont think about it!
912- omg this is really really bad .. you think its dead .. omg i cant find lady gaga alll i have in my car is christina agulera ... you think that will work?
1-912 I'm sure it will ... just dont think about it.
912 - This is sooo bad .. should i go back and look for it?
1-912 No just keep driving
912 - Yea .. maybe its alive .. i might have just scared it when i hit it. He's probably flown away. right
1- 912 Yea maybe ... just hurry up and get here
912 - Omg this is bad .. you KNOW i killed that bird .. That poor BIRD!!

Cin · 06-01-2009, 04:02 AM

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Originally Posted by DreamOutLoud13

I may or may not be exchanging dirty pics with a hot girl who I may or may not be meeting this weekend

Chass!!

How did you meet this girl?

DreamOutLoud13 · 06-01-2009, 04:03 AM

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Originally Posted by Cin

Chass!!

How did you meet this girl?

OkCupid, a social networking site geared more toward dating.

Cin · 06-01-2009, 04:06 AM

Last one I promise

(850) This married life is hard
(904) Maybe I can help
(850) I almost gave my wife money after sex...
(904) you got me bro......there's no help for u

Axver · 06-01-2009, 04:07 AM

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Originally Posted by Cin

(703) You know how I know I'm gay? I really enjoy katy perry's music
(571) That will be going on the internet, my friend...

Hahaha indeed.

Cin · 06-01-2009, 04:07 AM

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Originally Posted by DreamOutLoud13

OkCupid, a social networking site geared more toward dating.

I hope you've told people where you're going and that it'll be in a public place.

Wait, maybe the public place part wouldn't be appropriate.

Axver · 06-01-2009, 04:08 AM

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Originally Posted by Cin

Do you really want me to tell you about the car sex amongst other things?

How is it you hadn't done that a decade ago?

DreamOutLoud13 · 06-01-2009, 04:09 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Cin

I hope you've told people where you're going and that it'll be in a public place.

Wait, maybe the public place part wouldn't be appropriate.

Always, of course.

06-01-2009, 03:28 AM	#82
Cin Blue Crack Addict Join Date: Feb 2006 Location: in the gutter, looking at the stars. . .and smiling Posts: 21,901 Local Time: 09:52 AM	OH yes!! I lost a purity point. Not just now, recently. I would not be here if I was mid point losing. __________________

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06-01-2009, 03:31 AM	#83
Cin Blue Crack Addict Join Date: Feb 2006 Location: in the gutter, looking at the stars. . .and smiling Posts: 21,901 Local Time: 09:52 AM	Flipping heck it's cold and my pizza is stillnot here!!

06-01-2009, 03:46 AM	#89
Cin Blue Crack Addict Join Date: Feb 2006 Location: in the gutter, looking at the stars. . .and smiling Posts: 21,901 Local Time: 09:52 AM	I found more texts from last night on Facebook. So I found this phone on the ground... and before I turned it into the bar, I changed all the contact numbers to "i like eggs" -(503) Hey I just wanted to let you know I got home safely. (503) The party was at your house wasn't it? 1-(503) By got home safely I meant that I made it from the kitchen to my bedroom floor. (314) Im at dennys and i'm soaked. Why? I blame unicorns

06-01-2009, 03:51 AM	#91
Cin Blue Crack Addict Join Date: Feb 2006 Location: in the gutter, looking at the stars. . .and smiling Posts: 21,901 Local Time: 09:52 AM	Pizza is here

06-01-2009, 03:59 AM	#92
DreamOutLoud13 Blue Crack Addict Join Date: Oct 2005 Location: Hell For Certain, Kentucky Posts: 15,088 Local Time: 04:52 PM	I may or may not be exchanging dirty pics with a hot girl who I may or may not be meeting this weekend

06-01-2009, 04:01 AM	#93
Cin Blue Crack Addict Join Date: Feb 2006 Location: in the gutter, looking at the stars. . .and smiling Posts: 21,901 Local Time: 09:52 AM	904): What are you doing tonight? (847): Watching dora the explorer and pining for a sex life. (703) You know how I know I'm gay? I really enjoy katy perry's music (571) That will be going on the internet, my friend... 912 - Em i just hit a bird! 1-912 with your car? 912 - Yea i think its bad ... im crying i dont know what to do...?? 1-912 Just keep driving- turn on lady gaga and dont think about it! 912- omg this is really really bad .. you think its dead .. omg i cant find lady gaga alll i have in my car is christina agulera ... you think that will work? 1-912 I'm sure it will ... just dont think about it. 912 - This is sooo bad .. should i go back and look for it? 1-912 No just keep driving 912 - Yea .. maybe its alive .. i might have just scared it when i hit it. He's probably flown away. right 1- 912 Yea maybe ... just hurry up and get here 912 - Omg this is bad .. you KNOW i killed that bird .. That poor BIRD!!

06-01-2009, 04:06 AM	#96
Cin Blue Crack Addict Join Date: Feb 2006 Location: in the gutter, looking at the stars. . .and smiling Posts: 21,901 Local Time: 09:52 AM	Last one I promise (850) This married life is hard (904) Maybe I can help (850) I almost gave my wife money after sex... (904) you got me bro......there's no help for u