Mamungkukumpurangkuntjunya Hill Superthread

[bono_212]

Originally Posted by The Sad Punk

Chass, please tell me what the hell you're watching. Thanks in advance!

It's an INSANE movie called Towelhead. She's been telling me about it all day lol

[Axver]

Originally Posted by bono_212

Nope.

I hope my silence for the last 40 minutes adequately conveys my disappointment here.

[bono_212]

Originally Posted by Axver

I hope my silence for the last 40 minutes adequately conveys my disappointment here.

That it did.

[Axver]

Actually, I just got distracted reviewing obscure Kiwi music on RYM.

[Slopsy]

1. Excellent location.
2. Good god, that film sounds...interesting...

[bono_212]

You guys didn't even hear the half of it.

[Slopsy]

I don't know whether to be saddened or relieved by that fact

[DreamOutLoud13]

Man, I wish I hadn't signed out, I could've copypasta'd.

[bono_212]

Originally Posted by DreamOutLoud13

Man, I wish I hadn't signed out, I could've copypasta'd.

I've still got it:

Ceci n'est pas une pipe. says:
Towelhead
Heard of it?

I pray that something picks me up, and, sets me down in your warm arms says:
no.

Ceci n'est pas une pipe. says:
It's one of those very good independent movies

I pray that something picks me up, and, sets me down in your warm arms says:
aah

Ceci n'est pas une pipe. says:
It's about a young American/Lebanese girl. It opens with her (American) mom's boyfriend helping her shave her bikini line because the other girls at the pool called her Chewbacca

I pray that something picks me up, and, sets me down in your warm arms says:
AWW

Ceci n'est pas une pipe. says:
Her mom finds out and freaks and sends her to live with her dad in Texas

I pray that something picks me up, and, sets me down in your warm arms says:
aww

Ceci n'est pas une pipe. says:
She got her period and her dad wouldn't let her use tampons, then the boys at school stole her pads, and she was crying in the restroom, and the lady janitor gave her a tampon
Which clogged the toilet at home, so her dad found out and freaked

I pray that something picks me up, and, sets me down in your warm arms says:
This sounds like a series of unfortunate events for a pre-teen

Ceci n'est pas une pipe. says:
And then she was babysitting the kid next door, and he started looking at his dad's porn magazines, so she started looking too, and she got off on it without realizing it (she was rocking with her legs crossed), and the dad of the boy caught her and kind of made a pass at her
I'm only 20 minutes into the movie
Best quote so far: "My dad doesn't wear a towel on his head! He's a Christian, just like everybody else in Texas!"

I pray that something picks me up, and, sets me down in your warm arms says:
This sounds like the most ridiculous movie EVER.
I mean, is it SUPPOSED to be funny? Cause it sounds fucking hilarious.
not in a good way

Ceci n'est pas une pipe. says:
Well it's kinda a funny coming of age movie

I pray that something picks me up, and, sets me down in your warm arms says:
Ok
Then that's good.
I mean, if it's NOT supposed to be funny, then we're in trouble

Ceci n'est pas une pipe. says:
I'm cracking up right now because she's wiggling her legs together in French class

Ceci n'est pas une pipe. says:
Heeey! Toni Collette is in this!

I pray that something picks me up, and, sets me down in your warm arms says:
who?

Ceci n'est pas une pipe. says:
The mom from Little Miss Sunshine

I pray that something picks me up, and, sets me down in your warm arms says:
ah

Ceci n'est pas une pipe. says:
uhoh

I pray that something picks me up, and, sets me down in your warm arms says:
what now?

Ceci n'est pas une pipe. says:
It just got serious

I pray that something picks me up, and, sets me down in your warm arms says:
she's getting into teh sex isn't she :Tsk:

Ceci n'est pas une pipe. says:
She's being touched innapropriately

I pray that something picks me up, and, sets me down in your warm arms says:
so don't leave me in the lurch, what happened?!

Ceci n'est pas une pipe. says:
Lots of stuff

I pray that something picks me up, and, sets me down in your warm arms says:
:!

Ceci n'est pas une pipe. says:
Want the run down?

I pray that something picks me up, and, sets me down in your warm arms says:
mmhmm

Ceci n'est pas une pipe. says:
She announced to neighbour man that she liked looking at his magazines because they gave her orgasms, and he was like WTF
But then that night he rang the doorbell and left her one
Later, she hit his kid for calling her a bunch of slurs, and when the dad found out he fired her from babysitting, and was asking for his magazine back, then he grabbed her and started touching her
He put his hand down her pants and ended up breaking her hymen, he freaked and ran off when he saw the blood on his fingers
She made friends with a black boy at school and had Thanksgiving dinner at his house, afterward they were alone and he started touching her breasts, and she liked it, then she was gonna watch him masturbate, but her dad called and said he wanted to come pick her up, so they were interrupted

I pray that something picks me up, and, sets me down in your warm arms says:
how old is this girl?

Ceci n'est pas une pipe. says:
13

I pray that something picks me up, and, sets me down in your warm arms says:
Good Lord

Ceci n'est pas une pipe. says:
K, so she asked her little boyfriend to bring her some of his moms tampons and razors since her dad wouldn't let her have any
And he offered to shave her, so he did
But they had to sneak around, her dad said she'd lose her reputation if she hung around with a black boy

[Slopsy]

Good heavens.

[Cin]

I need to dial my pizza before I attempt to read that thing!

[Axver]

Who on earth thinks up that sort of stuff.

[Slopsy]

Mmm, pizza

[Cin]

Originally Posted by Slopsy

Mmm, pizza

It will be the third and fourth pizza I've bought for the day Had it for lunch at the boys then MrCin told me he wants it for tea when he gets home.

pizza
but it's gonna take an hour for it to get here.

[Slopsy]

Well if you're gonna have pizza, I guess you gotta REALLY HAVE PIZZA!

:hungry:, can I come over to yours for dinner?

[Cin]

Originally Posted by Slopsy

Well if you're gonna have pizza, I guess you gotta REALLY HAVE PIZZA!

:hungry:, can I come over to yours for dinner?

Sure thing. I bought cheesy bread as well.

[Axver]

Right, this thread has chosen my dinner for me. Pizza at the Axver shoebox too!

[DreamOutLoud13]

She gave neighbour man the dead frozen cat

[Cin]

Originally Posted by Axver

Right, this thread has chosen my dinner for me. Pizza at the Axver shoebox too!

I'm sure that yours will be a lot healthier than the cheese drenched Dominoes I'm having.


What's everyone been doing on this fine day?

[Axver]

Originally Posted by Cin

I'm sure that yours will be a lot healthier than the cheese drenched Dominoes I'm having.


What's everyone been doing on this fine day?

Yuck, why on earth would you order from Dominoes? Surely there's a better pizza place somewhere in Corio! I've a couple of good places near me so that I don't have to deal with chain pizza nastiness, but as it stands, I'll be making my own pizza tonight.

My day hasn't been so bad, though insufficiently productive on the university front. Yourself?