Mamungkukumpurangkuntjunya Hill Superthread - Page 19

Cin · 06-02-2009, 08:22 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Axver

We are so going to that Kunstmuseum, believe you me.

The world would be disappointed if you missed it.

by the world I mean me.

Cin · 06-02-2009, 08:27 AM

Alright, bedtime for me.

Axver · 06-02-2009, 08:33 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by major_panic

I may have, but I'm not sure now.

The bonus rosellas, for one.

Axver · 06-02-2009, 08:33 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Cin

The world would be disappointed if you missed it.

by the world I mean me.

Me too!

Have a good night.

And oh my god, the Prince of Liechtenstein has a winery, right? And you can go there for FREE WINE TASTING. I just discovered this. Oh maaan.

:fuckyeah:

Axver · 06-02-2009, 09:32 AM

Well, this is goodnight from me.

killjoy · 06-02-2009, 02:56 PM

hey guys.
I'm new.
Honestly, I only made an account to reply to this thread.
A week or so ago, you were talking about Dix, IL.

I live there. Me and 400 other people.
I'm not like, angry about the thread or anything, I find it hilarious.
I actually show the wiki page to a lot of people, because of how ridiculous it is.
A WoW player, a Candyland player, and the founder of NORML???
I actually live in the childhood home of the NORML guy.
the funniest thing is, my father is a drug cop! ha ha ha!

and in case you didn't get any of the local jokes, we actually have a barber shop. the lady who works there has been cutting hair around dix for 20 years.
oh, and they thought about opening a place to purchase alcohol, but no one liked the name Dix Liquors.

so keep making fun of places around the world.
I enjoy reading it.

Cin · 06-02-2009, 05:43 PM

^ Dix Liquors

You'll fit in juuusst fine around here.

Cin · 06-02-2009, 05:48 PM

425): my drunk step mom just informed me my dad likes reverse cowgirl. Please god kill me.

(248): just got pizza delivered to the hot tub. its easier than i thought to be this lazy

(416): moral of the story ? theme parties + no morning after clothes= never again
. . . i just met his father in a bumblebee costume

(353): i just thanked the atm machine for giving me cash
. . . .I have done this.

(661): Kirsten Dunst is sitting next to me in a bar in NYC
(831): Tell her I want my money back for Elizabethtown.

(212): I know she is the girl of my dreams bc she orgasmed, rolled over and then asked if I knew that Orlando beat Cleveland.

bono_212 · 06-02-2009, 05:50 PM

Welp, I didn't make it through training. They "terminated" me, cause I wasn't a "good fit".

Awesome.

Honestly the entire situation is cracking my ass up.

But now I need another job.

Cin · 06-02-2009, 05:54 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by bono_212

Welp, I didn't make it through training. They "terminated" me, cause I wasn't a "good fit".

Awesome.

Honestly the entire situation is cracking my ass up.

But now I need another job.

oh dear.

Not a good fit? Does that mean that they're assholes and you wouldn't play along?
Job hunting

bono_212 · 06-02-2009, 05:57 PM

Yeah, pretty much. Sorry, I don't want to drone back information like a lifeless robot just to pretend like I'm outgoing. I know I'm outgoing, I'm not going to prattle like an idiot to prove it, like they apparently wanted to.

Also, I didn't like being referred to as a brand of the company. Sorry, I'm not a product.

Cin · 06-02-2009, 06:01 PM

A brand of the company? Bleurgh. Sounds like you're better off without them. I hate when you go somewhere and the staff are overly perky or chatty. That's what the bosses want but it puts me right off.

Someone outside is cooking something that smells delicious.

bono_212 · 06-02-2009, 06:05 PM

I mean. I'm just naturally good with customers. The way they were drilling it in was just...painful, and honestly, I don't quite want to shop at this place anymore, knowing what I now know.

Cin · 06-02-2009, 06:06 PM

Good with customers?

Wanna move to Australia and work at my store?

bono_212 · 06-02-2009, 06:10 PM

Oh sure sure, I mean, I'm rich after all lol.

Cin · 06-02-2009, 06:12 PM

and I would make you casual, so you'd get $21 an hour. . .but only work a few hours a week. Oh yeah, and I'm not the big boss.

Cin · 06-02-2009, 06:15 PM

mmmm, I'm having toast that you butter before toasting. The only thing missing is a biiig glass of milk.

bono_212 · 06-02-2009, 06:20 PM

Haha, not sure I'd want that lol

That sounds delicious, Cin!

Cin · 06-02-2009, 06:24 PM

But don't forget the sweetest part of the deal. You get to wear an apron!! They do make you look a bit like you have a pot belly and if you put too much in your pockets it looks like you have balls.

But it's an apron with the company logo and a name badge.

ooooh, mah tummy was expecting plain weet-bix or chocolate. But it was quite yum.

bono_212 · 06-02-2009, 06:36 PM

Haha, oh aprons.

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06-02-2009, 05:50 PM	#369
bono_212 Blue Crack Distributor Join Date: Oct 2005 Location: Los Angeles Posts: 83,350 Local Time: 03:32 PM	Welp, I didn't make it through training. They "terminated" me, cause I wasn't a "good fit". Awesome. Honestly the entire situation is cracking my ass up. But now I need another job. __________________

06-02-2009, 05:57 PM	#371
bono_212 Blue Crack Distributor Join Date: Oct 2005 Location: Los Angeles Posts: 83,350 Local Time: 03:32 PM	Yeah, pretty much. Sorry, I don't want to drone back information like a lifeless robot just to pretend like I'm outgoing. I know I'm outgoing, I'm not going to prattle like an idiot to prove it, like they apparently wanted to. Also, I didn't like being referred to as a brand of the company. Sorry, I'm not a product. __________________

06-02-2009, 06:05 PM	#373
bono_212 Blue Crack Distributor Join Date: Oct 2005 Location: Los Angeles Posts: 83,350 Local Time: 03:32 PM	I mean. I'm just naturally good with customers. The way they were drilling it in was just...painful, and honestly, I don't quite want to shop at this place anymore, knowing what I now know. __________________

06-02-2009, 02:56 PM	#366
killjoy Babyface Join Date: Jun 2009 Location: Dix Posts: 1 Local Time: 06:32 PM	hey guys. I'm new. Honestly, I only made an account to reply to this thread. A week or so ago, you were talking about Dix, IL. I live there. Me and 400 other people. I'm not like, angry about the thread or anything, I find it hilarious. I actually show the wiki page to a lot of people, because of how ridiculous it is. A WoW player, a Candyland player, and the founder of NORML??? I actually live in the childhood home of the NORML guy. the funniest thing is, my father is a drug cop! ha ha ha! and in case you didn't get any of the local jokes, we actually have a barber shop. the lady who works there has been cutting hair around dix for 20 years. oh, and they thought about opening a place to purchase alcohol, but no one liked the name Dix Liquors. so keep making fun of places around the world. I enjoy reading it.

06-02-2009, 05:43 PM	#367
Cin Blue Crack Addict Join Date: Feb 2006 Location: in the gutter, looking at the stars. . .and smiling Posts: 21,901 Local Time: 10:32 AM	^ Dix Liquors You'll fit in juuusst fine around here.

06-02-2009, 05:48 PM	#368
Cin Blue Crack Addict Join Date: Feb 2006 Location: in the gutter, looking at the stars. . .and smiling Posts: 21,901 Local Time: 10:32 AM	425): my drunk step mom just informed me my dad likes reverse cowgirl. Please god kill me. (248): just got pizza delivered to the hot tub. its easier than i thought to be this lazy (416): moral of the story ? theme parties + no morning after clothes= never again . . . i just met his father in a bumblebee costume (353): i just thanked the atm machine for giving me cash . . . .I have done this. (661): Kirsten Dunst is sitting next to me in a bar in NYC (831): Tell her I want my money back for Elizabethtown. (212): I know she is the girl of my dreams bc she orgasmed, rolled over and then asked if I knew that Orlando beat Cleveland.

06-02-2009, 06:01 PM	#372
Cin Blue Crack Addict Join Date: Feb 2006 Location: in the gutter, looking at the stars. . .and smiling Posts: 21,901 Local Time: 10:32 AM	A brand of the company? Bleurgh. Sounds like you're better off without them. I hate when you go somewhere and the staff are overly perky or chatty. That's what the bosses want but it puts me right off. Someone outside is cooking something that smells delicious.

06-02-2009, 06:06 PM	#374
Cin Blue Crack Addict Join Date: Feb 2006 Location: in the gutter, looking at the stars. . .and smiling Posts: 21,901 Local Time: 10:32 AM	Good with customers? Wanna move to Australia and work at my store?

06-02-2009, 06:10 PM	#375
bono_212 Blue Crack Distributor Join Date: Oct 2005 Location: Los Angeles Posts: 83,350 Local Time: 03:32 PM	Oh sure sure, I mean, I'm rich after all lol. __________________

06-02-2009, 06:12 PM	#376
Cin Blue Crack Addict Join Date: Feb 2006 Location: in the gutter, looking at the stars. . .and smiling Posts: 21,901 Local Time: 10:32 AM	and I would make you casual, so you'd get $21 an hour. . .but only work a few hours a week. Oh yeah, and I'm not the big boss.

06-02-2009, 06:15 PM	#377
Cin Blue Crack Addict Join Date: Feb 2006 Location: in the gutter, looking at the stars. . .and smiling Posts: 21,901 Local Time: 10:32 AM	mmmm, I'm having toast that you butter before toasting. The only thing missing is a biiig glass of milk.

06-02-2009, 06:20 PM	#378
bono_212 Blue Crack Distributor Join Date: Oct 2005 Location: Los Angeles Posts: 83,350 Local Time: 03:32 PM	Haha, not sure I'd want that lol That sounds delicious, Cin! __________________

06-02-2009, 06:24 PM	#379
Cin Blue Crack Addict Join Date: Feb 2006 Location: in the gutter, looking at the stars. . .and smiling Posts: 21,901 Local Time: 10:32 AM	But don't forget the sweetest part of the deal. You get to wear an apron!! They do make you look a bit like you have a pot belly and if you put too much in your pockets it looks like you have balls. But it's an apron with the company logo and a name badge. ooooh, mah tummy was expecting plain weet-bix or chocolate. But it was quite yum.

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06-02-2009, 06:36 PM	#380
bono_212 Blue Crack Distributor Join Date: Oct 2005 Location: Los Angeles Posts: 83,350 Local Time: 03:32 PM	Haha, oh aprons. __________________ __________________