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"Mediocrity is never so dangerous as when it is dressed up as sincerity." - Søren Kierkegaard Ian McCulloch the U2 fan: "Who buys U2 records anyway? It's just music for plumbers and bricklayers. Bono, what a slob. You'd think with all that climbing about he does, he'd look real fit and that. But he's real fat, y'know. Reminds me of a soddin' mountain goat." "And as for Bono, he needs a colostomy bag for his mouth." U2gigs: The most comprehensive U2 setlist database! Gig pictures | Blog |
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i've heard tarantulas like to hide among them, in the trees.
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Well, the trees are a long way from the grocery store, thankfully.
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I honestly don't get why people view Australia as some particularly dangerous place. If you're hanging out in urban Australia, you're no less safe than in urban North America or Western Europe - in fact, you're probably safer. Usually you've got to actually go looking for some sort of beastie to actually get in trouble.
I mean, at least we don't have the West Nile virus or ticks running around carrying Lyme disease or anything. I'll take my chances with a huntsman that's probably much more wary of me, thank you very much.
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"Mediocrity is never so dangerous as when it is dressed up as sincerity." - Søren Kierkegaard Ian McCulloch the U2 fan: "Who buys U2 records anyway? It's just music for plumbers and bricklayers. Bono, what a slob. You'd think with all that climbing about he does, he'd look real fit and that. But he's real fat, y'know. Reminds me of a soddin' mountain goat." "And as for Bono, he needs a colostomy bag for his mouth." U2gigs: The most comprehensive U2 setlist database! Gig pictures | Blog |
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I dunno, blame Crocodile Dundee.
I must admit, in reality, urban Australia is probaly as close to the future utopian cities of old sci-fi b-movies as we're ever gonna get. |
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Of course, we could all just flee to New Zealand where there's almost nothing to worry about when it comes to animals. Probably the worst that will happen there is that a kea will pinch your car's window wipers if you leave it parked in some isolated wilderness carpark.
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"Mediocrity is never so dangerous as when it is dressed up as sincerity." - Søren Kierkegaard Ian McCulloch the U2 fan: "Who buys U2 records anyway? It's just music for plumbers and bricklayers. Bono, what a slob. You'd think with all that climbing about he does, he'd look real fit and that. But he's real fat, y'know. Reminds me of a soddin' mountain goat." "And as for Bono, he needs a colostomy bag for his mouth." U2gigs: The most comprehensive U2 setlist database! Gig pictures | Blog |
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![]() They'd go after Australians first, you know. Revenge for all those jokes associating sheep with awful New Zealanders.
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"Mediocrity is never so dangerous as when it is dressed up as sincerity." - Søren Kierkegaard Ian McCulloch the U2 fan: "Who buys U2 records anyway? It's just music for plumbers and bricklayers. Bono, what a slob. You'd think with all that climbing about he does, he'd look real fit and that. But he's real fat, y'know. Reminds me of a soddin' mountain goat." "And as for Bono, he needs a colostomy bag for his mouth." U2gigs: The most comprehensive U2 setlist database! Gig pictures | Blog |
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Packing?
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(330): I just had to have my mom look at my penis to figure out what it was. How do you think my day is going?
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The stupid mockingbird outside is meowing
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Birdsong is lovely until you have to hear it aaaalll the time.
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Especially a freaking mockingbird that changes its call every 5 seconds, and even imitates a ringing phone
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You know what's worse than birds singing all night? Crickets chirping incessantly all night. The volume on some Queensland crickets is pretty bloody loud, and of course you don't want to close the window because it's fucking hot and any whiff of a breeze you can get through the open window is valuable.
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"Mediocrity is never so dangerous as when it is dressed up as sincerity." - Søren Kierkegaard Ian McCulloch the U2 fan: "Who buys U2 records anyway? It's just music for plumbers and bricklayers. Bono, what a slob. You'd think with all that climbing about he does, he'd look real fit and that. But he's real fat, y'know. Reminds me of a soddin' mountain goat." "And as for Bono, he needs a colostomy bag for his mouth." U2gigs: The most comprehensive U2 setlist database! Gig pictures | Blog |
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I've got you beat there, Ax. We have frogs. They get SO loud after it's rained.
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I had a dream that I was holding a lovely shiny green frog in my palm the other night. I made a lovely home for it in my old fishtank.
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