Lyrics that make you go WTF!?!

[1stepcloser]

Some girls are bigger than others
Some girls are bigger than others
Some girls mothers are bigger than other girls mothers

 

[GibsonGirl]

I've got a bike
You can ride it if you like
It's got a basket
A bell that rings
And things to make it look good
I'd give it to you if I could
But I borrowed it

You're the kind of girl that fits in with my world
I'll give you anything
Everything if you want things

I've got a cloak
It's a bit of a joke
There's a tear up the front
It's red and black
I've had it for months
If you think it could look good
Then I guess it should

You're the kind of girl that fits in with my world
I'll give you anything
Everything if you want things

I know a mouse
And he hasn't got a house
I don't know why
I call him Gerald
He's getting rather old
But he's a good mouse

You're the kind of girl that fits in with my world
I'll give you anything
Everything if you want things

I've got a clan of gingerbread men
Here a man
There a man
Lots of gingerbread men
Take a couple if you wish
They're on the dish

You're the kind of girl that fits in with my world
I'll give you anything
Everything if you want things

I know a room of musical tunes
Some rhyme
Some ching
Most of them are clockwork
Let's go into the other room and make them work

 

[phanan]

Bruuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuce

(Though the lyrics look a little off.)

He posted the Manfred Mann version.

Most notably different is the change from "Cut loose like a deuce" to "Revved up like a deuce".

Of course, the Manfred Mann version always sucked if only because it always sounds like they say "douche" instead.

 

[Bug]

Some girls are bigger than others
Some girls are bigger than others
Some girls mothers are bigger than other girls mothers

I don't know, it IS the truth and he did have a point.

 

[Zoots]

Of course, the Manfred Mann version always sucked if only because it always sounds like they say "douche" instead.

 

[DaveC]

Of course, the Manfred Mann version always sucked if only because it always sounds like they say "douche" instead.

That is the best part of the song, and singing it in my head as "douche" is the only way I can get through the 1,203 times Blinded By The Light is played every day on the radio at work.

 

[phillyfan26]

I didn't know someone else did Blinded by the Light.

I imagine Bruce is better.

 

[LemonMelon]

So these lyrics aren't necessarily supposed to be terrible, just strange?

"Take off your band-aid, cuz I don't believe in touchdowns"

and

"I know you
I know you've seen her
She's a sad tomato
She's three miles of bad road"

 

[Zoots]

OMG!!!!! Guys... watch this

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D9cQOcAC_K8&feature=related

 

[DaveC]

OMG!!!!! Guys... watch this

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D9cQOcAC_K8&feature=related

Friends, this is the zenith of this thread.

 

[lazarus]

Every time I see Michael Jackson I am filled with an uncontrollable rage, and am convinced more and more that if there's an anti-christ, it is him.

FREAK.

 

[BVS]

"Take off your band-aid, cuz I don't believe in touchdowns"

What is this from?

"I know you
I know you've seen her
She's a sad tomato
She's three miles of bad road"

This is apparently about Courtney Love, but it's never been confirmed.

 

[cobl04]

Proving how lazy, trite, boring, and stale they can be and, more often than not, are.

You are fucking missing out man.

Can't Stop is awesome, I can sing it off the top of my head.

 

[Zoots]

So these lyrics aren't necessarily supposed to be terrible, just strange?

Yes. Correct!

And yeah, Crush With Eyeliner is a strange one indeed.

 

[LemonMelon]

What is this from?

Wilco - I Am Trying To Break Your Heart

Classic song, strange lyrics.

 

[corianderstem]

"I know you
I know you've seen her
She's a sad tomato
She's three miles of bad road"

I love that lyric!

 

[lazarus]

Anyone with a few bad miles themselves would.

 

[The Sad Punk]

There were plants and birds and rocks and things

 

[Aardvark747]

Man On The Edge - Iron Maiden
Once he built missiles a nation's defence
Now he can't even give birthday presents

"A briefcase, a lunch and a man on the edge"

Just a bizzare - yet still a great rockin song!

(Don't mind the Blaze Bailey years myself)

 

[DaveC]

There were plants and birds and rocks and things

"The heat was hot"

ETA: To be fair, "the ocean is a desert with its life underground and a perfect disguise above" is a pretty good line.

 

[Irishteen]

Some girls are bigger than others
Some girls are bigger than others
Some girls mothers are bigger than other girls mothers

Well he was right wasn't he?

 

[corianderstem]

Anyone with a few bad miles themselves would.

Please. I'm maybe three meters of bad road, if that.



Honestly.

 

[BVS]

Wilco - I Am Trying To Break Your Heart

Classic song, strange lyrics.

Wow, I've never noticed that line until now... damnit

 

[VintagePunk]

Zoot will know this one:

"I'd like to check you for ticks"

 

[Cute Irish Bono]

I love this song and Blur but I wonder where they came up with such a strange idea!

GIRLS WHO ARE BOYS
WHO LIKE BOYS TO BE GIRLS
WHO DO BOYS LIKE THEY'RE GIRLS
WHO DO GIRLS LIKE THEY'RE BOYS
ALWAYS SHOULD BE SOMEONE YOU REALLY LOVE

 

[Cute Irish Bono]

You say coke I say caine
You say John I say Wayne
Hot dog I say cool it man
I don't wanna be the President of America
You say smile I say cheese
Cartier I say please
Income tax I say Jesus
I don't wanna be a candidate
For Vietnam or Watergate
Cos all I want to do is
Ride my bicycle

 

[Zoots]

Zoot will know this one:

"I'd like to check you for ticks"

You say coke I say caine
You say John I say Wayne
Hot dog I say cool it man
I don't wanna be the President of America
You say smile I say cheese
Cartier I say please
Income tax I say Jesus
I don't wanna be a candidate
For Vietnam or Watergate
Cos all I want to do is
Ride my bicycle

Nonetheless, that song wins at life!

 

[Cute Irish Bono]

^I love Queen but that song annoys the crap out of me for some reason! It keeps repeating, "Bicycle, I want to ride my bike." It gets annoying!

 

[LemonMelon]

I hate Bicycle too. Queen is a great band, but that song gets under my skin.

 

[Zoots]

I love how Fat Bottomed Girls is referenced in Bicycle Race and Bicycle Race is referenced in Fat Bottomed Girls.

fat bottomed girls