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Oh it is summer again... overexposure has sunburnt my arms and back. Is there any lass out there who wants to tend to my sensitive pink areas? A little lotion and TLC (tender lovin' cujo) would go a long way... volunteers? objectifiers? Professional massage therapists are preferred, but not required.
 
i would, but then i wouldn't really be able to call myself your stalker anymore, would I? Then I'd have to go through the trouble of finding someone else to stalk, yadda, yadda, yadda. I will watch you get lubed up through your bedroom window though :wink:
 
Take a chance ILLM
Take a chance.

ABBA compels you to.
 
mmmBono said:
even better yet...how about we both watch bear lube cujo? :hyper:

Oh ladies and their feministic fantasies of homoeroticism... what is it about two guys that lights your flame?

What are you gonna do... women. :shrug:

Now, how about some rubbin?
 
notiti said:
Ok what do you want me to use?
Astro Glide or STROKE?

Anything Swedish... that will satisfy the ILLM contigent.

But something abrasive, maybe use sandpaper?

The Stroke sounds promising :up:
 
Cancel the sandpaper... I am burnt you know.

Maybe a loofa... is that what they're called?
 
This thread makes me sad.

Apparently Cujo has moved on. My services have become obsolete.

I want to cry.
 
u2popmofo said:
This thread makes me sad.

Apparently Cujo has moved on. My services have become obsolete.

I want to cry.

There's always room for Mofo!

Jello is for pissants.
 
cujo said:


There's always room for Mofo!

Jello is for pissants.

I'd like to know where you have "room" for me.

I'll bring the jello, you bring the piss...ants.
 
I'm actually very badly burned... please ointment my vulnerable spots... how much they yearn for aloe vera attention.
 
This is beginning to sound like the lyrics to any number of recent rap songs.

That's probably why I'm getting ever so "jiggy with it" right now.

Pump up the jams, pump it up Cujo.
 
Groove is in the Heart Mofo

Now where is my Miss-DeeLite?
 
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Let me see that thong, all night long.
Thong, thong, thong, thong, thong.


When I think about you I touch myself.
 
Dreamweaver,

I believe you can get me through the night.
 
If you start me up, I'll never stop

(in regards to making disturbing comments in threads, among other 'things')
 
Hey this is the eighties and I'm down with the ladies...

where the ladies?
 
Well ladies I may not need help in the relief department any longer... for I've found a much easier way to satisfy myself (my burn that is)...

How do you spell Relief? Well I don't know how you do, but I spell it Ben Gay!

Is there anything that lube can't do? For my burns that is?
 
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