Lube Me Up

[cujo]

Luckily yes

I'm glad I could fill your life with lubeness.

Lube On.

PS- do you have Lubey's Cafeteria where you live?... that place looks disgusting. Gives lubing a bad name.

Mr. Lube

 

[MissVelvetDress_75]

i need some this weekend. now i have a sun burn on my shoulders

 

[mmmBono]

there's actually a cafeteria named Lubeys?
Oh that's just plain ol nasty
Lube on, baby, lube on...

 

[cujo]

Don't worry MVD, my magic hands will relieve your burning sensations.

 

[MissVelvetDress_75]

haha yes autumn there are plenty of them in Texas.



and cujo

 

[mmmBono]

i need some this weekend. now i have a sun burn on my shoulders

MVD!!
bad bad girl...sun burns are bad.
Take it from a redhead....I gave up on tanning a LONG time ago...
Be careful.
Let cujo give ya a lube-down.

 

[MissVelvetDress_75]

i never wear sunblock. i should really remember to wear it because my shoulders, nose always burn.

 

[cujo]

haha yes autumn there are plenty of them in Texas.

When I lived there I didn't go within a mile of them... they smell. They're also in Oklahoma.

Red heads

 

[mmmBono]

haha yes autumn there are plenty of them in Texas.



and cujo

there's alot of "Lubey's" in Texas....well that explains alot.
I've never seen anything called anything to do with "Lube" that didn't have to do with cars.
I don't even want to venture to guess how the food is.

 

[mmmBono]

i never wear sunblock. i should really remember to wear it because my shoulders, nose always burn.

*adds Iris to her growing list of people that need an ass kicking*

you said your shoulders and nose "always burn"
Get the sunblock and USE it, babe. Like NOW.
Even though you have pretty dark skin to start with...doesn't mean you're exempt from the need to protect yourself.
Cujo. Lube Iris. NOW.

 

[MissVelvetDress_75]

i promise from now on i will wear it.

 

[cujo]

Oh MVD, you're cruisin'...
for a lubin'!!!

Pick your poison...
but, promise you'll be sun-avoidin.

 

[mmmBono]

you better!!
seriously...it's not a joke

 

[MissVelvetDress_75]

i know i know. you think i would know better seeing that my mother is a nurse and saw many people with skin cancer.

i suck.

 

[cujo]

Rock n' Roll Doggie... when did that happen?

I guess my lubiliciousness has been awarded with a promotion... or is that a demotion?

Lube

 

[zonelistener]

Lube

Kinky

 

[ABEL]

how did I know that's what Zoney's reply was gonna say

 

[u2popmofo]

Cujo has Flaming Lips

 

[ILuvLarryMullen]

mofo has burning urine, or at least that's what he told me. Maybe you should get that checked out.

 

[u2popmofo]

That was supposed to be our little secret ILLM, thanx alot.

 

[ILuvLarryMullen]

your welcome

 

[ABEL]

 

[mmmBono]

mofo has burning urine, or at least that's what he told me. Maybe you should get that checked out.

Either mofo's got a raging urinary tract infection....or he's in severe need of a lubeyotomy.

 

[ILuvLarryMullen]

i think it might be his raging case of syphillis, but i could be wrong. thinking about lube too much is probably what got him into this situation in the first place

 

[mmmBono]

syphillis

 

[MissVelvetDress_75]

 

[notiti]

Syphillis nothing - seems more like herpes to me, what with all the lesions.

Valtrex honey - it's about suppression.
TAKE CHARGE!!!!!!!!!!

 

[cujo]

I dig Dairy Queen.

Take Charge on Unhealthy Discharge.

Lube is not the problem, albeit it does abed those leisurely lesions.

 

[notiti]

Agreed. Lube is not the culprit here - rather your capricous heart is to blame. That and the hookers...

 

[ABEL]