Looneyville, Texas, United States Superthread

[liamcool]

15 minutes into the preroll and we finally get our first trailer!

 

[LemonMelon]

If this was a Lifetime movie, every man on this dating site would have a suit of women's skin in their closet.

 

[bono_212]

Thank you guy from Trapper John, M. D. for being the voice of reason in this film. You tell Routh to GO GET THAT GIRL! Yah!

 

[LemonMelon]

"You can't snuggle up with me and the guys after a long day's work...I mean, unless you really want to, you beautiful man"

 

[LemonMelon]

Why are animal-hating women always in cheetah print in these kinds of movies? Did she make the cat into a coat? Is that what I'm supposed to take from this?

 

[liamcool]

Creed looks genuinely good.

The Revenant? "Inspired by true events"? Not so much.

 

[bono_212]

"You're breaking up with me? I'm a MODEL! i dressed up for you! These are expensive highlights!"

 

[liamcool]

Wingsuits. Not even once.

THEYRE REMAKING POINT BREAK WHAT DONT DO THAT

 

[LemonMelon]

"Hey gurrrrl you just got fired, time to like totally get your hair done and buy an expensive dress because that's what women do!!"

 

[bono_212]

Wingsuits. Not even once.

THEYRE REMAKING POINT BREAK WHAT DONT DO THAT

They're remaking Roadhouse too, because SWAYZE IS DEAD AND HE CAN'T STOP THEM.

 

[bono_212]

.

 

[liamcool]

Motherfuckers, they ended the trailers and put more ads afterwards. You fucks!

 

[LemonMelon]

Hahahahaha

hahaha

haha

a cat found its way down the road, let alone MILES from home??

hahahaha

ha

 

[bono_212]

Motherfuckers, they ended the trailers and put more ads afterwards. You fucks!

 

[liamcool]

They're remaking Roadhouse too, because SWAYZE IS DEAD AND HE CAN'T STOP THEM.

Nothing is real anymore.

 

[LemonMelon]

They're remaking Roadhouse too, because SWAYZE IS DEAD AND HE CAN'T STOP THEM.

If anyone remakes Ghost though...

Spoiler

sorry, bad joke

 

[liamcool]

Movie now I think.

 

[bono_212]

Hahahahaha

hahaha

haha

a cat found its way down the road, let alone MILES from home??

hahahaha

ha

Cats apparently have an innate sense of direction.

 

[bono_212]

"It's like a surprise party in your mouth. And he's open all night."

She's talking about a restaurant.

 

[bono_212]

If anyone remakes Ghost though...

Spoiler

sorry, bad joke

https://www.thewrap.com/paramount-remake-ghost-tv-series-akiva-goldsman-jeff-pinkner-writing/

 

[LemonMelon]

Movie now I think.

Have fun. I hear Bond reveals in this one that he's actually been a woman this whole time.

 

[LemonMelon]

https://www.thewrap.com/paramount-remake-ghost-tv-series-akiva-goldsman-jeff-pinkner-writing/

Well, Swayze's ghost will drag them into the afterworld.

 

[bono_212]

Well, Swayze's ghost will drag them into the afterworld.

Knowing, as I do, that you haven't seen the film, I love how good a reference you just made.

 

[LemonMelon]

When you're dating a fireman, the equivalent of a letterman jacket is fireman gear that was collecting mildew in the utility room.

 

[LemonMelon]

Friggin Outcat just got someone else evicted.

 

[bono_212]

When you're dating a fireman, the equivalent of a letterman jacket is fireman gear that was collecting mildew in the utility room.

Those jackets are awesome. Don't hate.



DAMN, Routh throwing that firecode knowledge at bitch landlord.

 

[bono_212]

Friggin Outcat just got someone else evicted

Ouch.

 

[bono_212]

Girl: Now that I'm evicted, I guess I'll have to stay at my sister's house.


Routh: Or...I've got a better idea...

 

[LemonMelon]

She found the perfect shade of white.

It matches the audience of this movie perfectly.

 

[bono_212]

Flawless victory.