mad1
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LMAO LMAO!!!!!!!!!! I was in The Crown Bar, Belfast last Friday night with couple of male colleagues for a couple of hours and stood outside the booth when these four heads came at me from the booth nearby and yer wee man says, ?Oh sorry I was shouting to my mate, talking about ur a redhead!??.I says ?Redhead? Er, don?t tink so!? And went over to explain its slightly red due to a ?dye?????and from there on it was soooooo funny??.
.........So I had two on one side, two on the other, and there was this one who said they were all from New York, and boy was he an eejit, all he went on about was the ?beautiful girls of Belfast? and talking about how we could have 10 mins in the booth by ourselves, that the others would leave??.at this point I was like?
?.then his mate says, ?no no?..u know Leo DiCaprio????.I says ?aye??.he goes, ?Well this is him, this is him?????.I go
???this first guy would not speak a sentance without sexual innuendo.....!!!!!!.then I suggest a photo of all tree of us?.I sit on perverts knee for the photo??.he starts rubbing his hand up and down on my skirt?.I go
and slap his hand???.another tree photos are taken, one of me rushing towards them all with an angry look????then I hugged the cute ?hippy? looking guy saying he reminded me of Salome?s ball, and boy were they confused????.they go ?who the hell is Salami ball?????? LMAO LMAO LMAO!!!!!!!
Then I said?..?If and when u go back to NYC give those photos to Tackleberry???they go ?whos Tackleberry?? ?....LMAO!!!!! I was just rummaging them all along?????.unfort we didn?t understand each others humour???I was like
???????right now they are staying in Dublin, studying????horny boy wanted my number, I said ?Uh uh baby??????..the whole 10 minute ting was hilarious????..
I tell ya what, now that I have spoken to them, Americans scare me!!!!!!
........AND on my way out, this huge American from San Diego, (been living in Belfast for four years), stopped me and was all fuking lovey dovey with me, holding my hand and asking who I was going home too??..LMAO!!!!! I just pulled my hand away?????he reminded me of Joe Pesci????he said ?that ugly little squirt????
????.his eyes and lips only??..
.......But then I went home for dinner!!!!!!!!!
And that?s how my Friday went!!!!!!!!!
.........So I had two on one side, two on the other, and there was this one who said they were all from New York, and boy was he an eejit, all he went on about was the ?beautiful girls of Belfast? and talking about how we could have 10 mins in the booth by ourselves, that the others would leave??.at this point I was like?
Then I said?..?If and when u go back to NYC give those photos to Tackleberry???they go ?whos Tackleberry?? ?....LMAO!!!!! I was just rummaging them all along?????.unfort we didn?t understand each others humour???I was like
I tell ya what, now that I have spoken to them, Americans scare me!!!!!!
........AND on my way out, this huge American from San Diego, (been living in Belfast for four years), stopped me and was all fuking lovey dovey with me, holding my hand and asking who I was going home too??..LMAO!!!!! I just pulled my hand away?????he reminded me of Joe Pesci????he said ?that ugly little squirt????
.......But then I went home for dinner!!!!!!!!!
And that?s how my Friday went!!!!!!!!!
