Let's Make a Story #4

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killed a man, quite by accident.

 

[LemonMelon]

And took off in the opposite direction

 

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. However, after running for a mile, he was spotted by Dog The Bounty Hunter, who was still trying to prove that he was "down". So, next thing you know

 

[lynnok]

Dog jumps into his Ford Ranchero with the radio playing "I'm down with the clown till I'm dead in the ground" and

 

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proceeds to chase Gob. Gob had Franklin with him, though, so, when Dog saw Franklin, he

 

[Diemen]

said "come on brother, I only want

 

[gvox]

a taste of your

 

[Carek1230]

wad of

 

[BonoFox1]

piece of

 

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incoherent babbling manual.

 

[lynnok]

Which Dog had obtained from a Russian double agent. This manual was used to to crack the chatter codes during

 

[redhotswami]

the time when lynnok cornered david. unfortunately she has yet to post this confrontation and has us all on the edge of our seats.

 

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The David Digression* aside, the incoherent babbling manual (to be called the IBM going forward) was the key to decrypting certain chatter codes. Dog had vowed to protect it with his very life, but Gob



*Coming to bookstores in Spring, 2008

 

[gvox]

(at this point I'd like to point out a slight inconsistency. According to punctuation used earlier, Gob was in possession of the IBM and Dog, upon seeing Gob and Franklin together, proceeded to beg for said manual. So he would likely not ask for it from Gob, if in fact he had obtained it from a russian agent. or, the earlier punctuation may have been incorrect, leading to this confusion. I'll try my best to follow the earlier train of thought, which NSW seems to have returned to)

 

[gvox]

steadfastly refused to part with the IBM, as

 

[lynnok]

as his, not Dog's was the true IBM.

Gob decided to use this to his advantage by

 

[gvox]

further deliberately obfuscating






( good recover! )

 

[Carek1230]

the

 

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thesaurus

 

[gvox]

using phrases, not obtained by means of any education or refinement,

 

[Carek1230]

he

 

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shot himself in disbelief.

 

[Diemen]

The only problem was,

 

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like Rasputin,

 

[Diemen]

Gob was a ladies man. But, more to the point,

 

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the only problem was (sometimes we're just not in synch, you know, so I'm giving you this gift of a repeated line....)

 

[Diemen]

he was a terrible shot. When he came to,




(I think whatever idea I had of a plot has been lost... )

 

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he had his life, but not the IBM.

 

[BonoFox1]

so he

 

[Carek1230]

dusted himself off and