Let's hear your funny pregnency stories ...

[Dalton]

So, some of you have shared some funny stories with me over the last few months, but lets see if we can collect them all in one place.

I'll start. I just walked up stairs and my wife was cleaning our windows ... with a toothbrush!

nesting indeed.

 

[Got Philk?]

This one time...wait. That was when we first got our cat.

 

[Babydoll]

^

 

[Dalton]

Same thing really. Please proceed with your story.

 

[U2democrat]

Yes Phil, do tell

 

[Cin]

I've never been pregnant but I do have a re-occuring dream about going to hospital with stomach pains and finding out I'm about to have a baby

 

[DaveC]

This one time, I thought I was pregnant. Turned out I had just eaten some bad seafood.

 

[Cin]

you do know that men can't become pregnant, unless Dave is a girls name in another part of the world

 

[DaveC]

you do know that men can't become pregnant

It sure felt like it

 

[Cin]

It sure felt like it

 

[JCOSTER]

Mothers Day, pregnant with my second son due at the end of August. He was a big one at 9 lbs. 1 oz. 22 inches. So that should give you an idea of the size I was. My husband bought me really pretty snake skin pajamas from Victorias Secret. I went and tried them on and I actually looked like a snake that ate a cat. It was horrible. And thus the pj's went back.

 

[impy13]

you do know that men can't become pregnant

 

[~BrightestStar~]

Mothers Day, pregnant with my second son due at the end of August. He was a big one at 9 lbs. 1 oz. 22 inches. So that should give you an idea of the size I was. My husband bought me really pretty snake skin pajamas from Victorias Secret. I went and tried them on and I actually looked like a snake that ate a cat. It was horrible. And thus the pj's went back.

I'm sorry but...

 

[Lila64]

I can't remember any funny stories... I do remember when I was in labor in the middle of the night, and the doctor had delivered the baby. Everyone had said I was carrying low, so I would have a boy. So the baby comes out and I ask 'What is it?', and he says 'human'. I wanted to slap him!

 

[zuropa_fit]

Dressing as the Virgin Mary for Halloween. Probably offended some people there...

We called him The Bean for the first tri-mester because that's what he looked like on the first ultrasound.

I can't really remember anything ha-ha funny. Now I tell my husband I miss being pregnant. He says I hated it, but I don't remember it that way. Funny how nature works...

 

[LMP]

The most disturbing plot ever conceived. Arnold seeing his own child gave me nightmares.

 

[Angela Harlem]

Mothers Day, pregnant with my second son due at the end of August. He was a big one at 9 lbs. 1 oz. 22 inches. So that should give you an idea of the size I was. My husband bought me really pretty snake skin pajamas from Victorias Secret. I went and tried them on and I actually looked like a snake that ate a cat. It was horrible. And thus the pj's went back.

With my last one, I kept getting strangers saying "any day now?" when I was only 30 weeks. Fucking hilarious. I'm still laughing!

It was worse when nurses did it, or the ultrasound people would comment.

I developed a huge fear after the second one that I'd leave her somewhere. I wasn't used to 2. I'd wake up from nightmares where I'd leave her in a shop and not remember til I got home.

 

[Mr. BAW]

I'm sure it wasn't unusual but when my first wife and I went to "lamaze" classes, there was always the same lady there who we could count on passing gas when they went into the "push" techniques...never failed, every Friday for a month.... LOUD PFFFT! P.U.

 

[Cin]

I'm sure it wasn't unusual but when my first wife and I went to "lamaze" classes, there was always the same lady there who we could count on passing gas when they went into the "push" techniques...never failed, every Friday for a month.... LOUD PFFFT! P.U.

imagine when she had to push in real life, clean up - delivery suite 2 - pronto

 

[bonocomet]

I waited til my babies were born to find out if I had boys or girls. With my second the doctor says "you have a boy!" So I'm thinking all those 1st thoughts... a boy!... Wow!... now I have a boy and a girl!... I'm thinking about his name...
and then the doc says... "oh wait, nevermind, it's a girl... that was the umbilical cord."

 

[Utoo]

I'll tell you in anywhere from a few days to a few weeks from now.....we're due next Wednesday with our first!

 

[europop2005]

congrats!

 

[zuropa_fit]

I'll tell you in anywhere from a few days to a few weeks from now.....we're due next Wednesday with our first!

SLEEP.


NOW.




Congrats!

 

[cell]

when i was in labor, the nurses had me hooked up to the ultra sound machine to moniter daisy. she kept moving around in me so much they nicknamed her "wild child."

 

[Utoo]

congrats!

SLEEP.


NOW.




Congrats!

Thanks! We are sleeping..... And walking.... And <ahem> doing everything they say helps get the baby coming...

 

[Lila64]

 

[angelordevil]

I've yet to get anyone pregnant, but I do have a story.

After giving birth to my sister, my mom was recovering in the hospital bed. I was 10, and very interested in the entire process. What I failed to recognize, however, was just how emotionally and physically drained she was following the delivery--which was a difficult one. She was also hooked up to an IV solution. As I stood next to her, I looked up to watch it drip towards her, and asked, "Mom, what would happen if I squeezed that bag?" She immediately began to cry at the very thought! I felt awful, especially after the nurse came in and suggested that I "go read a book in the library."

We laugh about it now.