Let's have a Mullet Party at My House

[cujo]

Why the hell would you want one... the one thing I resent about U2 is they helped to introduce the new weave to music. It is so prevalent in Rock now that I feel choked by the hordes of hair... but no longer!

The mullet years are hopefully dwindling... but only with your help can we find a cure... please donate to the Cut Your F***ing Hair Foundation... to make my wish come true.

To help the cause, please post pics or disgusting descriptions of rampant bowl-cut violations... make an example of them!!!

 

[daisybean]

I almost choked on my coffee when I read the title.

 

[Gickies Gageeze]

word to this, ova.

 

[cujo]

Mullet Enemy Number One:

Scott Stapp:

I enjoy staring at people, and wearing tight pants that accentuate the mounds of stuffing I put in them. One day, I strive to be the lead in a cologne commercial... for my own personal line... Golden Shower.

If you encounter this man-mullet, do not approach, as he is prone to erratic fist pumping and chest grabbing. If he reaches out to you in this manner, reach back to him... with the back of your hand.

 

[Mrs. Vedder]

 

[Mrs. Vedder]

if you haven't already visit:

http://www.mulletsgalore.com/

 

[daisybean]

Interesting....

 

[Mrs. Vedder]

Interesting....

That's what I say!

 

[cujo]

I AM MULLET HEAR ME ROAR

The bringer of mullet to middle America... Mr. Mulletude... and on a personal note, scares the living shit out of me...

Mr. Cyrus may be out reach for this program... but don't let others suffer needlessly like him...

PS... I have seen mulletsgalore... it scares the living shit out of me

 

[Mrs. Vedder]

It is a scary place!

Billy R Cyrus!

 

[daisybean]

That's what I say!

Sorry

I should invent a catchphrase of my own....


lemme think.....


I'll have to get back to you on that....I'm too lame to think up something original

 

[Mrs. Vedder]

hehehe 'tis ok Daisy!

I haven't gone on a interesting rampage of as of late!

I should!! There's a lot of things/people that are vety vety interesting!

 

[daisybean]

:idea:

how about "bite me " because that's how I've been feeling lately.

 

[Mrs. Vedder]

There you go!!

 

[daisybean]

eeeehhh I dunno know...I wouldn't want people to think I was a big bitch or something...

Oh wait, I am a big bitch....nevermind....

yeah so bite me

 

[Bonochick]

"After getting his hair trimmed at the shoot, [Ryan] Adams admitted his 'fear of mullet. I fear the mullet so bad - you know, the business-in-front-party-in-back look - that I went home and cut all my hair off.'"

 

[Giant Lemon]

Let's not forget the Patrick Swayze mullet.

 

[FallingStar]

 

[verte76]

 

[Moonlit_Angel]

Mullet Enemy Number One:

Scott Stapp:

I enjoy staring at people, and wearing tight pants that accentuate the mounds of stuffing I put in them. One day, I strive to be the lead in a cologne commercial... for my own personal line... Golden Shower.

If you encounter this man-mullet, do not approach, as he is prone to erratic fist pumping and chest grabbing. If he reaches out to you in this manner, reach back to him... with the back of your hand.

LMAO!

Don't forget about the ego on him, too-we need to warn people about that. .

*Notices Billy Ray Cyrus pic

Oh, god...no...not that! !

Damnit, now "Achy Breaky Heart" is in my head. .

Angela

 

[verte76]

Damnit, now "Achy Breaky Heart" is in my head. .

Angela

Horrors! Such is the evil of the mullet!!

 

[cujo]

THE "INDUSTRY" MULLET

aka the "B" Mullet, aka the "Shaggin Mullet"

Ron Jeremy:

The man who put the VD in DVD, the Sultan of Shag himself...

What's a porn without mullets... I've been in over 1000 movies... I'm a living legend.

Exercise extreme caution if you are approached by the industry mullet, as it may ask to inspect your pipes... do not accept any sort of delivery or "package" from any man of the industry mullet.

I'm sure you've heard the old clich? that women don't enjoy these movies as they have no plot or class... but the real reason is the mullet. It is not sexy, it is not mulletastic... it is mullecraptic.

 

[cujo]

THE PIPPY LONG-STALKER

Can be traced backed to the mid-eighties...

aka the Christina Aguilera, aka the Man who lives in a van down by the river mullet...

Dee Snider

Look at me I'm a f***in sexy beast!

Run away, run far away if you see this mullet coming around the block. He is prone to beating you up with his music, and often posesses the form of young pre-teens, proclaiming "I want to Rock"...

Well my friends, I'm not going to take this mullet, are you?

 

[u2popmofo]

I'm gone for a couple days, and look at the fantastic hilarity I've missed!

Cujo, you never fail to disappoint when it comes to bizarreness

My opinions on the mullet are best described in the song title "Cut the Mullet" by Wesley Willis.



Cut The Mullet, by Wesley Willis:

Do something about your long, filthy hair
It looks like a rat's nest
Do something about your mullet
Get out the hair clippers, jerk

Cut the mullet
Cut the mullet
Cut the mullet
Cut the mullet

Get the rat's nest off your head
Get that crazy-ass mother off your skull
Take your ass to the barber shop
Tell the barber that you're sick of looking like an asshole

Cut the mullet
Cut the mullet
Cut the mullet
Cut the mullet

The mullet is the reason why people hate you
They are sick of looking at your nappy weed-sack
Nobody wants to look at you with that mullet on your head
Why don't you cut that mullet, you numbskull

Cut the mullet
Cut the mullet
Cut the mullet
Cut the mullet

Insure One, it's the insurance superstore



Yes folks, it's a real song. Go download it, you will laugh, I promise. Other Wesley Willis greats "I Whooped Batman's Ass" & "Suck a Cheetah's Dick". Fantastic music as you can tell by the titles. Regardless, I agree with his viewpoints on mullets.

 

[u2popmofo]

I'm really disappointed no one has tried to download that song, or even commented on the lyrics.

 

[cujo]

I read it and thought it was funny... but I'm still perfecting my final mullet entry... it'll be a doozy hopefully...

 

[u2popmofo]

I read it and thought it was funny...

Just a note on the song. The "song" writer (Wesley Willis) is actually a homeless guy who yelled things on the street. Some jerk off recording studio guys thought it would be funny to give him a contract and make an album. Sadly, it did well and he's released a few now.

The songs are quite humorous, as are the "musical" videos.

 

[IWasBored]

wesley willis scares me...

mullets scare me...

i had a mullet-like haircut in 5th grade...it was scary...i wans't aware that it resemlbled a mullet, and no one said "hey that kid has a mullet"...but i found my school picture from 5th grade and it was scary.

 

[cujo]

HAIRITIES: Mullet Rarities

I know what you're thinking... you've seen everything, and that all mullets have been covered... but, no... the most pervasive form out there cannot be found at the local stock car show or demolition derby. No my friends, it can be found at the local ice rink...

The Hockey Mullet
aka hockeyathletis mulletis, aka helmet head, aka the rink rat-tail, aka the mullet pucker...

Need I say more? The problem with this mullet is it seems to give Samson-like abilities to its host... but, this mullet is simply an offshoot of the major hair deviant...

The Euro Trash Mullet
aka the Tears for Fears Mullet, aka the Unforgettable Fire mullet, aka the "A-HA" mullet, aka the Eighties Mullet

Unfortunately I could not provide visual aids for this most grotesque of styles, as it may be offensive to some forum members... but be wary of its power. It's known to hypnotize vulnerable young music fans to buy albums and to shave phrases on the backs of their heads...

What compells people to do this you say? Why the obsession with hair that defies the very boundaries of the razor, clipper, and hedge-trimmer? Simple...

...actually I have no answer... this thread is all for nought!
Why mullet, why must you mock me with your presence!?!

Cut, Cut
Cut it all out
these are the hairs
I can do without

Come on
I'm talking to you
Come on
...

You never even
cut it off...
You never even
cut it off...


...Cause Every Mullet Wants to Rule the World!

 

[Ana]