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LemonMacPhisto said:
Doooooo it.

Yeeaaah, I will.

I think I'm going to go with different directors and crews for each of the 7 films too, keeping the same cast and probably writer though. :drool:
 
Well, I've got my directors sorted out for each film, and I am surprisingly pleased with what I came up with, and I'm pretty sure I'll just have Frank Darabont write the scripts for each film too. :drool:
 
Cool, as long as Alfonso Cuaron is doing one. A double dose of awesome, at least in my opinion:

What Kind of Movie:
Crime Drama - Action: Southern California: present day
Approx. running time: 150 minutes

Written/Directed By:
Quentin Tarantino (Jackie Brown, Pulp Fiction)

Leading Cast:
Mark Wahlberg (The Departed, The Italian Job)
Steve Buscemi (Fargo, Reservoir Dogs)
Samuel L. Jackson (Pulp Fiction, Snakes on a Plane)
Zoë Bell (Grindhouse)

Supporting Cast:
Uma Thurman (Kill Bill, Pulp Fiction)
Kurt Russell (Escape from New York, Grindhouse)
Tim Roth (Planet of the Apes, Pulp Fiction)
Alec Baldwin (Beetlejuice, The Hunt for Red October)

Original Music By:
Whatever kickass soundtrack Tarantino puts together

Cinematography By:
Andrzej Sekula (Reservoir Dogs, Pulp Fiction)

Film Editing By:
John Ottman (The Usual Suspects, X2: X-Men United)

Art Direction By:
Carl Horner (Grindhouse)

Sound Design By:
Skip Lievsay (Fargo, The Silence of the Lambs)

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What Kind of Movie:
Drama – Quirky as Hell: Chicago, Illinois: present day
Approx. running time: 110 minutes

Directed By:
Tim Burton (Beetlejuice, Ed Wood)

Written By:
Charlie Kaufman (Adaptation., Eternal Sunshine)

Leading Cast:
Cillian Murphy (Batman Begins, Sunshine)
Maggie Gyllenhaal (Donnie Darko, Stranger Than Fiction)

Supporting Cast:
Tony Shalhoub (Galaxy Quest, Men in Black)
Jeff Goldblum (The Fly, Jurassic Park)
Helena Bonham Carter (Big Fish, Fight Club)
Alan Arkin (Glengarry Glen Ross, Little Miss Sunshine)

Original Music By:
Danny Elfman (Edward Scissorhands, Pee-Wee’s Big Adventure)

Cinematography By:
Stefan Czapsky (Batman Returns, Edward Scissorhands)

Film Editing By:
Arthur Schmidt (Back to the Future, Death Becomes Her)

Art Direction By:
Tom Duffield (The Lost Boys, Beetlejuice)

Sound Design By:
Charles L. Campbell ( E.T.: The Extra-Terrestrial, Who Framed Roger Rabbit?)

I need to stop making these.
 
Both of those films sound awesome, especially the cast for the Tarantino one. Awesome emsemble. :up:

And as for my Dark Tower project, I have Cuaron set to direct the first novel in the series. And then I believe Darabont, Nolan, Del Toro, a Rodriguez/Tarantino co-director job, PT Anderson, and finally Spielberg (Nobody else could touch the final novel and do it justice) doing the rest respectively.

Everything else isn't too tough either, but casting is an absolute nightmare. It's just too difficult to put real faces to characters I love so damn much.
 
Here is one of my dream movies! I wrote it while at work yesterday :wink: but I forgot to email it to myself! :huh:

What Kind of Movie
Horror - Thriller : Mexico : Present Day
Approx Running Time: 125 minutes

Directed by
Robert Rodriguez (Sin City, Once upon a time in Mexico)

Written by
Alfonso Cuaron (Y tu mamá también, Children of Men)

Leading Cast
Edward Norton (The Illusionist, Fight Club)
Benico Del Toro (21 grams, Traffic)
Elijah Wood (LOTR, Everything is Illuminated)

[bSupporting Cast[/b]
Gael Garcia Benal (Y tu mamá también, Babel)
Masi Oka (Heroes)
Thora Birch (Ghost World)
Jack Black (Tenacious D, King Kong)

Original Music by
John Murphy (28 Days Later)

Cinematography by
Emmanuel Lubezki (Children of Men, Sleepy Hollow)


Film Editing by
Niven Howie (Dawn of the Dead, Lock Stock and Two Smoking Barrels)

Sound Design by
Paula Fairfield (Grindhouse, The Black Dahlia)

WOOOOHOOO! I wanna buy a ticket! :drool:
All i can say, is some crazy shit goes down!
 
I really love your cast, but you need Danny Trejo if it's a Rodriguez movie. :wink:

Lancemc said:
Both of those films sound awesome, especially the cast for the Tarantino one. Awesome emsemble. :up:

And as for my Dark Tower project, I have Cuaron set to direct the first novel in the series. And then I believe Darabont, Nolan, Del Toro, a Rodriguez/Tarantino co-director job, PT Anderson, and finally Spielberg (Nobody else could touch the final novel and do it justice) doing the rest respectively.

Everything else isn't too tough either, but casting is an absolute nightmare. It's just too difficult to put real faces to characters I love so damn much.

Thanks, I just want to see Zoe Bell kick Uma's ass at some point, too. She's a badass. Oh, and Sam Jackson's a bad guy a la Jackie Brown.

Great choices for directors, I'd help with the cast but I haven't read the series yet. :(
 
As long as it's not terrible like From Dusk 'Til Dawn, I'm totally in. :wink:
 
What Kind of Movie:
Drama - Mystery/Sci-Fi: San Francisco, California: Present Day
Approx. running time: 210 Minutes

Directed By:
Cameron Crowe(Almost Famous, Vanilla Sky)

Written By:
Brian Helgeland(L.A. Confidential, Mystic River, Conspiracy Theory)

Leading Cast:
Philip Seymour Hoffman(Capote, Scent Of A Woman, The Talented Mr. Ripley)
David Strathairn(Good Night And Good Luck, L.A. Confidential)
John Malkovich(Dangerous Liaisons, Of Mice And Men, Being John Malkovich)
Joaquin Phoenix(Gladiator, Walk The Line)
Nicolas Cage(The Weather Man, Matchstick Men, Adaptation)

Supporting Cast:
Edward Norton(American History X, Fight Club)
Giovanni Ribisi(Boiler Room, Lost In Translation, Gone In Sixty Seconds)
Francis McDormand(Fargo, Primal Fear, Almost Famous, Friends With Money)
Jodie Foster(The Silence Of The Lambs, Contact, Panic Room, Flightplan)
Gwyneth Paltrow(A Perfect Murder, Shakespeare In Love, The Royal Tenenbaums, Proof)
Kate Winslet(Titanic, Eternal Sunshine Of The Spotless Mind)
Paul Giamatti(American Splendor, Sideways, Cinderalla Man, Private Parts)
Tom Cruise(Vanilla Sky, Minority Report, Magnolia)(Only in the last 5-10 minutes of the film)

Original Music By:
John Powell(The Bourne Identity, The Bourne Supremacy, The Bourne Ultimatum, The Italian Job, Face/Off, I Am Sam)

Cinematography By:
Oliver Wood(The Bourne Identity, The Bourne Supremacy, The Bourne Ultimatum, Face/Off, Die Hard 2)

Film Editing By:
Joe Hutshing(Vanilla Sky, Being John Malkovich, Almost Famous, Jerry Maguire, The Doors, Something's Gotta Give)

Art Direction By:
Alec Burnham(Gangs Of New York, Vanilla Sky, Chocolat, Cold Mountain, Serendipity)

Sound Design By:
Christopher Boyes(The Weather Man, Titanic, Pirates Of The Caribbean, Mystic River, Million Dollar Baby)
 
Not a big fan of Malkovich or Paltrow, but a great cast nonetheless. I see you're going for a Vanilla Sky-esque vibe, which looks pretty cool.
 
There's some really good outlines here, loving some of the cast members (Alan Arkin, Gael Garcia Bernal, David Strathairn). It's really interesting to see these too, not only does it throw light onto people who do great work but go by unmentioned, it also gives an insight into people's tastes.

But namKcuR, why do you have Oliver Wood as your cinematographer? Everyone knows he's a Quidditch goalkeeper :p
 
I have 2 more cool ideas lined up, I'll submit them when I have the time.
 
I'm bumping this bad boy because there are a few more ideas brewing better than the two I never posted.
 
This really needs to be brought back. Plus, I'm interested in seeing Laz do a list or two.
 
I was thinking about this the other day.

Good bump. Maybe I'll come up with some new ones.
 
I found an old Word doc with some of my old ideas and probably found my real dream movie.
 
LemonMacPhisto said:
This really needs to be brought back. Plus, I'm interested in seeing Laz do a list or two.


"She & He" Leaked Sex Tape
(180 min, U.S., 2008)

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Starring:
Laz
Zooey Deschanel

Directed by:
tripod

Cinematography:
default settings

Art Direction:
Laz
Laz's roommates

Music:
Marvin Gaye
 
The Graduate: Summa Cum Laude
(118 min., U.S., 2010)

written by Laz

based on the screenplay by Calder Willingham and Buck Henry

from the novel by Charles Webb

Starring:
Lemon MacPhisto as Benjamin Braddock
Lance's Mom as Mrs. Robinson
Lance as Elaine & Eli Robinson (the twins)
Dalton as Mr. Robinson
NSW as Mr. Braddock
Cori as Mrs. Braddock
Laz as Hotel Desk Clerk

Director:
Mike Nichols

Cinematographer:
Caleb Deschanel

Songs by Simon & Garfunkel

performed by The Shins
 
Lance's Mom, are you trying to sedu... oh my God, put that away!

This isn't Frankenhooker 2.
 
Don't care about the format, just throwing out a few ideas:

Written/Directed by:
Joel and Ethan Coen

Starring:
Robert Downey Jr.
Frances McDormand
John Turturro
Michael Keaton
John C. Reilly
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Directed by:
Martin Scorsese

Written by:
David Mamet

Starring:
Christian Bale
Kate Winslet
Steve Buscemi
Alan Rickman
Samuel L. Jackson
---
Written/Directed by:
Quentin Tarantino

Starring:
Daniel Day-Lewis
Javier Bardem
Uma Thurman
Ray Winstone
Chiwetel Ejiofor
---
Directed by:
Steven Spielberg

Written by:
Frank Darabont

Starring:
Ewan McGregor
Cate Blanchett
Liam Neeson
Ed Harris
Philip Seymour Hoffman
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What do you all think?
 
a totally serious, 100% contribution by daniel day-lewis could take a tarantino film to unimaginable heights of ridiculousness and awesomeness
 
He wanted to be Vincent in Pulp Fiction, but Tarantino preferred John Travolta from the start. I love Travolta in that movie, but imagining D-Day in that part is always awesome.
 
This looks interesting so I'll give it a shot. I've got a second idea that I'll post as soon as I finish it up.

What Kind of Movie
Superhero – Sci-Fi - Drama: Los Angeles: 2800s
Approximate Running Time: 100 minutes

Directed by
Christopher Nolan (Batman Begins, Memento)

Written by
David Peoples (Blade Runner, 12 Monkeys)

Leading Cast
Clive Owen (Children of Men, Inside Man)

Supporting Cast
Kate Winslet (Titanic, Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind)
Paul Giamatti (Sideways, Cinderella Man)
Michael Caine (The Cider House Rules, Alfie)
Amy Ryan (Gone Baby Gone, Capote)

Original Music by
Vangelis Papathanassiou (Chariots of Fire, Blade Runner)

Cinematography by
Janusz Kaminski (The Diving Bell and the Butterfly, Munich)

Film Editing by
Steve Rosenblum (Braveheart, Blood Diamond)

Art Direction by
John Myhre (X-Men, Chicago)

Sound Design by
Gary Rydstrom (Saving Private Ryan, Jurassic Park)
 
What Kind of Movie
Supernatural – Drama - Horror: London, Hell: Present Day
Approximate Running Time: 160 minutes

Directed by
Guillermo del Toro (Pan’s Labyrinth, Mimic)

Written by
Guillermo del Toro, Paul Thomas Anderson (Magnolia, There Will Be Blood)

Leading Cast
Daniel Day-Lewis (My Left Foot, Gangs of New York)
Johnny Depp (Edward Scissorhands, Sweeney Todd)

Supporting Cast
Helena Bonham Carter (Wings of the Dove, Sweeney Todd)
Ralph Fiennes (Schindler’s List, The English Patient)
Chiwetel Ejiofor (American Gangster, Serenity)
Meryl Streep (Out of Africa, The Devil Wears Prada)
John Turturro (To Live and Die in L.A, Barton Fink)

Original Music by
Ennio Morricone (The Good, The Bad, and The Ugly, The Untouchables)

Cinematography by
Emmanuel Lubezki (Y tu mama tambien, Sleepy Hollow)

Film Editing by
Chris Lebenzon (Batman Returns, Big Fish)

Art Direction by
Dante Ferreti (The Aviator, Sweeney Todd)

Sound Design by
Scott MIllan (Gladiator, The Bourne Ultimatium)
 
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