Kiester, Minnesota Superthread

[the tourist]

Because of the beard, and because I fully expect you to strip your guitar of any conceivable effect or modification until it's just six pieces of wire.

Oh hell no. I use some effects. Delay, clean boost, reverb, tremelo, and once I have money for it, a POG. Just no phase, flange, chorus, wah-wah, filter, distortion, whammy, etc.

 

[liamcool]

I sincerely hope you don't sneak in at night and enjoy/violate me.

No, I have taste.

 

[Cin]

At this point I can't. Shush you.

You're very young to have erectile dysfunction.



shushing will do no good at all

 

[Gluey]

Cin, you're talkin' dirty to me with all that dress talk!!



I'm doing ok thanks, Dad is better - Did I even tell you about yesterday's drama? He was rushed to hospital with a suspected heart attack. Turned out to be a Pulmonary Embolism. He's ok now though and was discharged late this afternoon. Also has a kidney infection. It was hilarious...one doctor spent quite a bit of time trying to convince dad he had a bladder infection, which dad vehemently denied....Doctor finally understood why, when dad pointed out that he has no fucking bladder thanks to it being removed a couple of years ago from bladder cancer!! Brainfart Doctor hadn't even read his notes!!!

And village idiot saga is still rolling along. Bitchwoman is making personal attacks like you wouldn't believe, which thankfully are all on email. She's a fucking racist, lying psycho. Usually emails around midnight or so.... it's almost become a joke to see what she puts through to us each day.... Why have I drawn the short straw of bad luck lately???

I'm knackered tonight after only 4hrs of a highly stressed sleep last night...so I'm going to hit the hay very soon....

 

[liamcool]

You're very young to have erectile dysfunction.



shushing will do no good at all

No, I just can't get anyone to share my fun with

 

[Slopsy]

I have no taste.

That's right.

 

[liamcool]

Cin, you're talkin' dirty to me with all that dress talk!!



I'm doing ok thanks, Dad is better - Did I even tell you about yesterday's drama? He was rushed to hospital with a suspected heart attack. Turned out to be a Pulmonary Embolism. He's ok now though and was discharged late this afternoon. Also has a kidney infection. It was hilarious...one doctor spent quite a bit of time trying to convince dad he had a bladder infection, which dad vehemently denied....Doctor finally understood why, when dad pointed out that he has no fucking bladder thanks to it being removed a couple of years ago from bladder cancer!! Brainfart Doctor hadn't even read his notes!!!

And village idiot saga is still rolling along. Bitchwoman is making personal attacks like you wouldn't believe, which thankfully are all on email. She's a fucking racist, lying psycho. Usually emails around midnight or so.... it's almost become a joke to see what she puts through to us each day.... Why have I drawn the short straw of bad luck lately???

I'm knackered tonight after only 4hrs of a highly stressed sleep last night...so I'm going to hit the hay very soon....

Jaysus.

 

[liamcool]

That's right.

That would explain why I think you're cute.

 

[Cin]

aww Gluey hope your Dad is ok. Hospitals are not fun.

At least psycho lady is a distraction

 

[Slopsy]

That would explain why I think you're cute.

That cut deep.

 

[Gluey]

Jaysus.

Thanks Liam....

 

[Cin]

That would explain why I think you're cute.

dude, she is cute! No wonder you can't get any

 

[Gluey]

Hey Ax, did you see this?
Billion dollar KiwiRail now worthless, says English - National - NZ Herald News

 

[liamcool]

That cut deep.

Have I got five minutes to run before you kill me with your frying pan?

 

[Slopsy]

Cin, you're talkin' dirty to me with all that dress talk!!



I'm doing ok thanks, Dad is better - Did I even tell you about yesterday's drama? He was rushed to hospital with a suspected heart attack. Turned out to be a Pulmonary Embolism. He's ok now though and was discharged late this afternoon. Also has a kidney infection. It was hilarious...one doctor spent quite a bit of time trying to convince dad he had a bladder infection, which dad vehemently denied....Doctor finally understood why, when dad pointed out that he has no fucking bladder thanks to it being removed a couple of years ago from bladder cancer!! Brainfart Doctor hadn't even read his notes!!!

And village idiot saga is still rolling along. Bitchwoman is making personal attacks like you wouldn't believe, which thankfully are all on email. She's a fucking racist, lying psycho. Usually emails around midnight or so.... it's almost become a joke to see what she puts through to us each day.... Why have I drawn the short straw of bad luck lately???

I'm knackered tonight after only 4hrs of a highly stressed sleep last night...so I'm going to hit the hay very soon....

Glad your Dad is ok!

Jeez, that woman sounds mental! What the hell is her problem? Some people...

 

[liamcool]

dude, she is cute! No wonder you can't get any

I know.

 

[Axver]

Kim.

 

[Slopsy]

Have I got five minutes to run before you kill me with your frying pan?

No. *SPANG*

You just got owned by my frying pan. Which probably still has bacon residues from earlier

 

[Gluey]

aww Gluey hope your Dad is ok. Hospitals are not fun.

At least psycho lady is a distraction

Thanks Cin....

Another giggle was that ol' Muddlemore (Middlemore Hosp) had Dad in the fucking maternity ward today Told him to make sure they didn't want to put his legs up in the stirrups!!!


And trust me, psycho lady is so damn psycho, she's the last thing I need on top of it all at the moment. Would be easier if she didn't owe us nearly $3k...

 

[liamcool]

No. *SPANG*

You just got owned by my frying pan. Which probably still has bacon residues from earlier

Will I now be eaten, or am I spared from that, not being bacon, despite apparently being a pig?

 

[Cin]

No. *SPANG*

You just got owned by my frying pan. Which probably still has bacon residues from earlier

mmmm, bacony Liam

*licks*

 

[liamcool]

mmmm, bacony Liam

*licks*

Hey, hey, no licking me.

(biting is fine)

 

[Axver]

Hey Ax, did you see this?
Billion dollar KiwiRail now worthless, says English - National - NZ Herald News

This isn't news! It's been worthless since Roger Douglas and Jim Bolger (oh yes, this is party neutral) hocked the thing off and let private interests run the infrastructure into the ground. I find it tragically hilarious that Bolger now is the head of KiwiRail.

There are third world countries with better railways than New Zealand.

And of course all the funding promises Labour made were hot air. All the promises Labour and National have made re: rail have been hot air since about 1960.

 

[the tourist]

goodnight.

 

[Gluey]

Glad your Dad is ok!

Jeez, that woman sounds mental! What the hell is her problem? Some people...

She watches 'Target' and therefore KNOWS IT ALL...even though she knows less than fucking jack shit. and she has a major issue with the fact we have two 'sniggering, jeering, womanising polynesians' working for us 'she KNOWS their type'....interesting because our 2 MAORI workers are the most polite, respecting, hard working guys you've ever come across!

 

[liamcool]

See ya Andrew.

: praysformoredrawings:

 

[Slopsy]

Will I now be eaten, or am I spared from that, not being bacon, despite apparently being a pig?

: om nom nom nom nom :

:lickslips: Tasty!

 

[Cin]

goodnight.

awww


night

 

[Gluey]

Will I now be eaten, or am I spared from that, not being bacon, despite apparently being a pig?

You're a pig? I have pig hunting dogs and a pig hunting man...tread carefully with mah slopsy!!!

 

[liamcool]

: om nom nom nom nom :

:lickslips: Tasty!

I was walking backwards today. I walked into a young lady who was smelling me. It was strange.