Kiester, Minnesota Superthread

[Axver]

You'd be surprised. We get lots of dead beats trying to pinch sheets and doonas. School kids and Grannies go nuts for a five finger discount there. I've told a lovely old gran that she should know better and to never come back again. I marched a big man to the front counter and made him pay for a 49c sticky tape that he used.

If I ever come to your store, I'm going to be careful I don't breathe on ANYTHING, lest I do something wrong that requires me to pay for a product ...

 

[Cin]

Naw. The drug dealers live four doors down. (four? I think so.) And there's usually like half a dozen cars parked outside waiting for their next fix.

At least you can walk there and won't have to drive blazed. . .

 

[Cin]

If I ever come to your store, I'm going to be careful I don't breathe on ANYTHING, lest I do something wrong that requires me to pay for a product ...

Right!! I kick asses and take names.

 

[bono_212]

If I ever come to your store, I'm going to be careful I don't breathe on ANYTHING, lest I do something wrong that requires me to pay for a product ...

Don't you DARE muss up the felt.

 

[Cin]

Don't you DARE muss up the felt.

I got all pissed today because someone had messed up my felt squares.

 

[liamcool]

At least you can walk there and won't have to drive blazed. . .

Hey, I stay clean, thank you very much. Holes in arms ftl.

 

[Cin]

Do you know what word I like, fuck-tard. I have never used it but it cracks me up.

 

[the tourist]

Yummy stuff.

Yes sir. I played today using a DOD Equalizer as a booster... it sounded decent. But I was getting the bypass and knew I needed a better booster and noticed they could build it directly into the unit. So I ordered it. Exciting times. Of course, I'll rarely use it at more than about 5.

I have a new friend

So new friend, did you laugh as hard as we did at the drunken sleepy pics?

 

[Axver]

Don't you DARE muss up the felt.

I hope she doesn't have glass shelves to leave finger smudges on.

 

[Cin]

Hey, I stay clean, thank you very much. Holes in arms ftl.

Good boy


I don't know what ftl means. . .

 

[liamcool]

Yes sir. I played today using a DOD Equalizer as a booster... it sounded decent. But I was getting the bypass and knew I needed a better booster and noticed they could build it directly into the unit. So I ordered it. Exciting times. Of course, I'll rarely use it at more than about 5.

You're neurotic about your tone, aren't ye?

 

[the tourist]

Do you know what word I like, fuck-tard. I have never used it but it cracks me up.

Douche-waffle gives me the giggles, personally.

 

[Cin]

I hope she doesn't have glass shelves to leave finger smudges on.

not anymore. But we do have a big mirror!

 

[liamcool]

Good boy


I don't know what ftl means. . .

For the loss, fool.

You can't get it up when you're blazed, anyways.

 

[the tourist]

You're neurotic about your tone, aren't ye?

Yes. Otherwise I would have settled for a Chinese-mode AC30.

 

[liamcool]

not anymore. But we do have a big mirror!

So you can stare lovingly at yourself?

 

[liamcool]

Yes. Otherwise I would have settled for a Chinese-mode AC30.

The first step to solving a problem is admitting it.

 

[Cin]

Douche-waffle gives me the giggles, personally.

I like that one

 

[Cin]

So you can stare lovingly at yourself?

yep

 

[Axver]

not anymore. But we do have a big mirror!

I'll come in and break it.

 

[the tourist]

The first step to solving a problem is admitting it.

I love good tone. That sweet, sweet sound of lightly overdriven sparkle... all the pronounced lows and crisp highs.... yummy.

 

[the tourist]

I like that one

I am giggling now just thinking of using it.

 

[Cin]

I'll come in and break it.

oh I'll kick yer ass out so fast you won't know what hit you!! Meek and mild mannered one moment, MEGA BITCH THE NEXT

 

[bono_212]

I hope she doesn't have glass shelves to leave finger smudges on.

You been eating a lot of candy there, axxo?

 

[Cin]

You been eating a lot of candy there, axxo?

mmmmm, candy Surely lots of sugar is a really good idea for me right now... . .

 

[liamcool]

yep

At least you're honest.

 

[liamcool]

I love good tone. That sweet, sweet sound of lightly overdriven sparkle... all the pronounced lows and crisp highs.... yummy.

Hey, look, a wah pedal.

 

[Cin]

At least you're honest.

It's right in the middle of the store. Usually I walk past and realise that I have a big smudge of dirt on my face, my hair is sticking up like a cocky or my apron is tucked up all weirdly.

 

[liamcool]

It's right in the middle of the store. Usually I walk past and realise that I have a big smudge of dirt on my face, my hair is sticking up like a cocky or my apron is tucked up all weirdly.

Awww, imperfections...

 

[Cin]

Wah pedel always makes me think of Chachi from Happy Days. . . . waah waah waah.