kieran mcknonvilele and i are actually a_wanderer, guys

[Zoomerang96]

guys, i thought i'd let you all in on a little secret.

kieran and myself are actually bonosbaby12, and a_wanderer.

we're actually a_wanderer, guys.

i know a few of you have been guessing as much for some time now, so we decided we'd make it official.

thanks, guys.

 

[DaveC]

Elfa owes me $50 now.

Canadian, dammit

 

[U2Fanatic4ever]

 

[RedRocksU2]

It all makes sense now.

 

[Doozer61]

 

[Zoots]

kieran mcknonvilele

Never heard of this person.

 

[U2democrat]

^^

Too bad a_wanderer is on a roadtrip through Australia and is nowhere near a computer much less the internet...

 

[Zoomerang96]

that has nothing to do with it, u2democract.

we can make you believe anything we want.

we mould minds, break bones, smoke weed, wear skulls and hit em.

we know what you talk
we do as we see fit

we are the end
like we were the beginning

we are bonosbaby12 and a_wanderer, guys.

and the sooner you come to understand what i'm talking about, the sooner you'll get off the muss bus and onto the fast track.

...hahaha!

no no no

i know

you're never getting off the mus bus

all i wanna do is BOOM BOOM BOOM
and take ya money

 

[VintagePunk]

Is it

the muss bus

Or is it

the mus bus

???

Proper spelling, please.

 

[U2Fanatic4ever]

It all makes sense now.

to me it doesn't.........

 

[Kieran McConville]

Haha, I just noticed this thread now.

This is all true, guys. I really definitely am A_Wanderer. And so is Zoomerang96.

I/we have kept this character going for years, but lately some of the air got let out of the balloon.

I stopped even reading my own posts, frankly.

 

[DaveC]

the muss bus

the mus bus

I demand you begin using the queen's english.

 

[Zoomerang96]

it's mus

i spelled it with two m's by mistake last night. too much lager will do that to you.

 

[Calluna]

You know what else too much lager will do to you? Make you peeeee all night long.

 

[Zoots]

You know what else too much lager will do to you? Make you peeeee all night long.

http://youtube.com/watch?v=_lJIjdajBww

 

[Zoomerang96]

You know what else too much lager will do to you? Make you peeeee all night long.

thankfully not for me.

 

[DaveC]

thankfully not for me.

I will make sure to note that you have a non-functioning bladder.

You never know when information like that can come in handy, after all.

Perhaps I'll steal your kidneys, since you obviously aren't using them.

Keep your bath tub stocked with plenty of ice.

 

[Alan Jamison]

*bump

 

[Kieran McConville]

*bumps Alan right off the edge of the fortieth floor windowsill. fucks Alan's soul.

 

[RedRocksU2]

to me it doesn't.........

 

[waynetravis]

I'm Batman, guys.

 

[DaveC]

*bumps Alan right off the edge of the fortieth floor windowsill. fucks Alan's soul.

Oh sure, leave me the sloppy seconds

 

[Kieran McConville]

Who are you, Gareth or something?

 

[elevated_u2_fan]

Elfa owes me $50 now.

Canadian, dammit

I was sure Zoomerang was fake Edge...

 

[JessicaAnn]

Is it


Or is it


???

Proper spelling, please.

Are you Akumbey Bekumbey?

 

[DaveC]

Who are you, Gareth or something?

I'm actually Bonochick.

I guess the secret's out now.

 

[Zoomerang96]

see kieran, i can get a one star thread too.

take it as a compliment. i'm voting this thread one star too... and i'd recommend you do the same.

it clearly takes a special thread to get a single star.

 

[Kieran McConville]

Ha! I noticed this just now.

Maybe if enough of us vote our thread one star, it will get five stars!

It's gold, jerry, gold.

 

[Angela Harlem]

i've been tracking the time i spend reading these piss poor excuses for threads for the last 6 years, and i'll tell you something, "zoomy", i'm coming over there and and i'm gonna get my time back. i am indeed. indeedly so. you and i. an audience with me. i've got it on a speadsheet. then i'm heading up to the mangroves of far north queensland, and kieran is getting it too. you can't hide in an estuary forever, don't you know?

 

[JessicaAnn]

I demand that everyone who opens this thread votes to make it a 5 star thread.

This is a quality thread guys.