Katie's Crotch Road, North New Portland, Maine Superthread

[Axver]

I should've been 4-2 up against Borg in this first set but I got the dodgiest line call ever and now it's 3-3.

 

[bono_212]

mwahahahah I love the Mercy Rule in stick baseball . I just beat the Pirates

 

[Axver]

... I can't explain what happened. I just totally lost my rhythm and blew all but one subsequent game and went down 6-3 6-1 6-0.

 

[bono_212]

So, pretty much, you guys are never going to beat this fellow?

 

[Axver]

I've only played Borg three times! I know I can do it if I focus properly and get in the right groove.

I'm determined to dominate him before Daniel does. (And before Ian gets up to Borg at all. )

 

[bono_212]

Meanwhile, the Orioles are kicking my ass.

 

[Axver]

... I am totally not on my best form today.

 

[bono_man2002]

Fucking Borg!

 

[bono_212]

Fuck the Orioles.

Ok, I've listened through my pop music playlist twice messing with this, time to go to the gym.

 

[bono_man2002]

OMG!! I held serve and broke! 2-0 up in the first set. Patience is the key. sit on the baseline for as long as possible. then make your move!

 

[Axver]

Just don't let him get too close to the net ...

 

[bono_man2002]

Broken twice, and then hit back 3-3 in the first.

 

[Axver]

I actually find breaking Borg to be easier than serving to him.

 

[bono_man2002]

Its a set of service breaks; 4-4

 

[bono_man2002]

6-4 Daniel! COMMMOOOON

 

[coolian2]

i find it's just as easy to break lendl as it is to serve to him. in fact, probably a hair easier.

that said, i'm still seeing 2-6, 0-6 scorelines, etc.

the epic five setter i had against him was lost purely because my serve collapsed at vital moments.

 

[bono_man2002]

Was 1-4 down in the second......

6-4, 4-4 current score.

 

[Axver]

So Daniel, how's work going today?

 

[bono_man2002]

Fuck him!

6-4, 4-6

 

[bono_man2002]

So Daniel, how's work going today?

Its one big pile of BORG!

 

[The Sad Punk]

What's happening, chocachos?

6-4 Daniel! COMMMOOOON

 

[bono_212]

Bono, that scamp.

 

[Slopsy]

Hey, Bonnie. I'm still reeling from your Saebber effort. Well done.

 

[Axver]

What's happening? Fruit toast is happening!

:addicted:

 

[The Sad Punk]

Hey, Bonnie. I'm still reeling from your Saebber effort. Well done.

I feel kind of retarded for making two U2 related GIFs in one night, but yeah, I'm glad you benefited.

 

[bono_man2002]

What's happening, chocachos?

Exactly Bonnie! I have a 4-3 lead on serve in the 2nd set. I deliberate serve slow to him sometimes, Ax, and most of the times it works!

 

[Slopsy]

Pizza might be happening for dinner, aw yeah.

 

[Slopsy]

AND GLEE
OH MAN 2nd to last episode tonight!

 

[Axver]

Hah, Daniel, I was just about to ask if you'd been trying slow serves to Borg. They can be really effective, especially if you push them towards the side of the court.

 

[Axver]

Pizza might be happening for dinner, aw yeah.

I think I'm staring down the barrel of a chicken parma.