Kardinia Park, Geelong, Victoria, Australia Superthread

[Axver]

Haha, the drinking game also includes taking a drink every time Joffa appears on screen.

There was a good article on him in the Sunday Age though.

 

[bono_man2002]

Fair enough... and I see you managed to scrounge a ticket despite the MCC hogging all of them.

Its the kinda album where you'd have to sit back and be doing nothing else. Requires full attention. Yes! I'm a legends member at the Pies so I'm basically "guaranteed" BUT I did not get this close at all, for either grand final last year.

There was a good article on him in the Sunday Age though.

Whoa, a semi positive post from Ax about Collingwood, knock me down!

 

[Axver]

Whoa, a semi positive post from Ax about Collingwood, knock me down!

Apologies in advance for any vitriol in the coming week!

But seriously, did you see the article? Joffa's other side, guardian angel to the lost

I can't say that's quite what I expected him to be doing outside the football field. Not to say I thought he was a dole bludger doing crack or something, just that I figured he'd be an ordinary guy with an ordinary job.

 

[Slopsy]

Man, you're going to be wasted after five minutes.

I hope you know you'll be playing too We offered you the spare bed for a reason! Oh by the way, you know that nice cider we had at Mrs Parma's? You can get it at First Choice

 

[bono_man2002]

Apologies in advance for any vitriol in the coming week!

But seriously, did you see the article? Joffa's other side, guardian angel to the lost

I can't say that's quite what I expected him to be doing outside the football field. Not to say I thought he was a dole bludger doing crack or something, just that I figured he'd be an ordinary guy with an ordinary job.

Haha, I'll survive. Might just stay off these boards if the worst happens.

I did read a snippet of the article yesterday, he's a good bloke the media and other club fans (even our own) like to get stuck into him from time to time...but outside the footy world he seems like a normal good guy.

 

[Axver]

I almost felt sorry for him when they showed his downcast expression after Buddy's goal in the Hawks vs Pies game.

Almost.

Then you rotten sods went and won anyway!

 

[bono_man2002]

There we go, the real Ax is back

 

[Vlad n U 2]

 

[Reggo]

A wild Putincrab appears!

is fight!

 

[The Sad Punk]

Wow, that transition from Joffa to Putincrab was pretty incredible.

Probably made the biggest shit-stirring comment possible in the 1991 thread, but fuck it.

 

[Reggo]

Ax, I've lowered the price for my cat. 10 cents, USD. The little fucker bit a chunk out of my face this afternoon, unprovoked, after begging to be picked up. He got grounded to his pet taxi for half an hour and has been hiding from me ever since. When I find him, he's yours. 10 cents, USD, please.

 

[Axver]

My ten cents are yours.

 

[Reggo]

Now how does one go about transporting an animal overseas?

I think I just got an apology from him. He jumped in my lap (first time I've seen him in 6 hours) licked my face where he bit me, then curled up and went to sleep.

 

[The Sad Punk]

I would like every cat, please.

 

[Axver]

I would like every cat, please.

Yeah, pretty much this.

Can we turn Victoria and South Australia into one gigantic home for cats?

 

[Alisaura]

I hope you know you'll be playing too We offered you the spare bed for a reason! Oh by the way, you know that nice cider we had at Mrs Parma's? You can get it at First Choice

And Hooray! I was planning on finding that other brand of apple/strawberry cider in any case, along with the obligatory bottle of Bailey's.

I almost felt sorry for him when they showed his downcast expression after Buddy's goal in the Hawks vs Pies game.

Almost.

Then you rotten sods went and won anyway!

I was too busy being relieved to notice Joffa's face...

Unfortunately it was only temporary relief. Just like panadol!

What the...

Now how does one go about transporting an animal overseas?

Provided he doesn't talk you out of the animal export plan, the easiest way is to probably come over yourself with him in a cat carrier. That way you get to see Australia and rid yourself of a person-chomping cat at the same time!

The whole quarantine thing might be tricky, though.

When my friend got her dogs sent to England from here, she said it cost more than a person travelling! Not sure if that was per dog or all together.

 

[Alisaura]

Yeah, pretty much this.

Can we turn Victoria and South Australia into one gigantic home for cats?

We might as well kiss southern Australia's smaller wildlife goodbye now.

 

[The Sad Punk]

We can give all the cats little cat gloves so they don't kill anything.

Vote for me, guys!

 

[Vlad n U 2]

I want to have a cat for Prime Minister.

 

[Alisaura]

I want to have a cat for Prime Minister.

Provided it was de-sexed, sure.

 

[Alisaura]

We can give all the cats little cat gloves so they don't kill anything.

Vote for me, guys!

At the taxpayer's expense? Nevar!!

 

[Axver]

We can give all the cats little cat gloves so they don't kill anything.

Vote for me, guys!

Problem solved! Cats and native fauna can live in harmony in the VIC-SA Cat Reserve of Joy.

NO DOGS.

I want to have a cat for Prime Minister.

Provided it was de-sexed, sure.

This would spare us many a controversy!

 

[Slopsy]

Reggo, I'm looking forward to the cat appearing on our doorstep.

And Hooray! I was planning on finding that other brand of apple/strawberry cider in any case, along with the obligatory bottle of Bailey's.

Awesome Definitely get your hands on some Rekorderlig, the strawberry and lime one. Speaking of drinks, you wouldn't believe it, but the other day I found a beer that I actually liked! So much that we bought four bottles of it!

 

[The Sad Punk]

I like the war Revxa thinks... provided we can bend the "No Dogs" rule with a Newfoundland park somewhere. Possibly next to my mansion.

Also, I need to change my avatar (), any suggestions?

 

[Vlad n U 2]

Provided it was de-sexed, sure.

Good thinking, we don't need a feline version of Silvio Berlusconi.

 

[The Sad Punk]

Awesome Definitely get your hands on some Rekorderlig, the strawberry and lime one. Speaking of drinks, you wouldn't believe it, but the other day I found a beer that I actually liked! So much that we bought four bottles of it!

That shit is really nice. I've only had it once, I drank it in a park in Hobart with a bunch of hipsters.

What was the beer, by the way?

 

[Vlad n U 2]

I like the war Revxa thinks... provided we can bend the "No Dogs" rule with a Newfoundland park somewhere. Possibly next to my mansion.

Champagne socialist.

 

[The Sad Punk]

Good thinking, we don't need a feline version of Silvio Berlusconi.

Except now that you mention this, we absolutely do.

 

[The Sad Punk]

Champagne socialist.

Did I say mansion? I meant faceless, standardised concrete apartment, of course!

 

[Vlad n U 2]

Except now that you mention this, we absolutely do.

Bye bye pretty leather furniture. He's absolutely gonna mark his territory on that.