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YOU'RE HORRIBLE!!!
I never ever did that when I was a teenager. I failed at teen angst.
Ooh, the thread degraded to bondage remarkably quickly!
Ashley, you and I are BOTH on the pill.
YOU'RE HORRIBLE!!!
I never ever did that when I was a teenager. I failed at teen angst.
I was in Spencer's the other day. They were having a t-shirt sale and I got a Guinness shirt and a rainbow Japanese koi shirt. Anyway, this soccer mom comes in with a toddler in a stroller, and she first starts looking at the bondage gear. They had a whole shelf of restraints. Meanwhile, her kid jumps out of the stroller and starts playing with these feather floggers. I was cracking up.
Ashley, you and I are BOTH on the pill.
A shop where you can buy awesome t-shirts and bondage gear? We needs a shop like that here
Wait. . . I have two Mommies?
I was allowed to go in when I was younger... just not allowed to go down the sex toy aisle. Of course, now I do, but I would never buy anything there. It feels weird to me, plus if you get the thing home and it doesn't work, you're screwed. At least at the actual sex store, they test the product for you at the register, so they know it works when they sell it to you. Though that can be a little awkward, having this strange person open the thing and put batteries in it and turn it on, right in front of you....That's so fucking hilarious. I used to not be allowed to go into Spencer's....now I understand why.
ha. i do my shopping online. just make sure there's a reasonable return policy.I was allowed to go in when I was younger... just not allowed to go down the sex toy aisle. Of course, now I do, but I would never buy anything there. It feels weird to me, plus if you get the thing home and it doesn't work, you're screwed. At least at the actual sex store, they test the product for you at the register, so they know it works when they sell it to you. Though that can be a little awkward, having this strange person open the thing and put batteries in it and turn it on, right in front of you....
I was allowed to go in when I was younger... just not allowed to go down the sex toy aisle. Of course, now I do, but I would never buy anything there. It feels weird to me, plus if you get the thing home and it doesn't work, you're screwed. At least at the actual sex store, they test the product for you at the register, so they know it works when they sell it to you. Though that can be a little awkward, having this strange person open the thing and put batteries in it and turn it on, right in front of you....
I was allowed to go in when I was younger... just not allowed to go down the sex toy aisle. Of course, now I do, but I would never buy anything there. It feels weird to me, plus if you get the thing home and it doesn't work, you're screwed. At least at the actual sex store, they test the product for you at the register, so they know it works when they sell it to you. Though that can be a little awkward, having this strange person open the thing and put batteries in it and turn it on, right in front of you....
Gonna join the party?
me too! (on the two mommies)
This one isn't vibrating as much as it should for maximum effect. Let me go grab you a different one, here, hold this :hands:
haha no worries.
I've led a sheltered life
But of course
They sell penis-shaped cake pans there too. I so want to make a penis cake
They sell penis-shaped cake pans there too. I so want to make a penis cake
haha no worries.
so actually i still haven't told the guy i've been dating for like 7 weeks about this one. just that the only time it really would have come up was the first week i was seeing him, he asked a question about my mom cooking. i should do something not-so-subtle like change the desktop of my computer to a family picture, cause it just hasnt come up since then and i feel weird being like "there's something i have to tell you" but weird that it hasnt come up yet.
I'm debating over whether to do that next time I buy something, especially because the sites usually have pretty honest customer reviews. Though going to the store does give you the option of seeing the thing in person and getting an actual idea of its size/shape.ha. i do my shopping online. just make sure there's a reasonable return policy.
i dont think there's a thread about this in wtahnn so New U2 - "Get On Your Boots (Justice Remix)" (Stereogum Premiere) - Stereogum
Get a shirt that says "I'm not gay, but my moms are."haha no worries.
so actually i still haven't told the guy i've been dating for like 7 weeks about this one. just that the only time it really would have come up was the first week i was seeing him, he asked a question about my mom cooking. i should do something not-so-subtle like change the desktop of my computer to a family picture, cause it just hasnt come up since then and i feel weird being like "there's something i have to tell you" but weird that it hasnt come up yet.
I so would, I'd even give it a happy face and use chocolate sprinkles for hair on the balls... but my mom will be around, and she'll think I've lost my freaking mind. Plus you're visiting right around my birthday, and I don't want to have penis cake on my birthdayChass....I'm visiting you in May....get on this.
They sell penis-shaped cake pans there too. I so want to make a penis cake
I so would, I'd even give it a happy face and use chocolate sprinkles for hair on the balls... but my mom will be around, and she'll think I've lost my freaking mind. Plus you're visiting right around my birthday, and I don't want to have penis cake on my birthday
no, that's the thing, if it is, there's a problem. but it is also not something i want to make a big deal about, or something i'm hiding, we just havent discussed family in any way where it would have come up.Should it even be that big a deal to him?
no, that's the thing, if it is, there's a problem. but it is also not something i want to make a big deal about, or something i'm hiding, we just havent discussed family in any way where it would have come up.
haha i have a shirt in boston that says "i was hatched by a couple of chicks" and at one point i had one that said "i love my two mommies"Get a shirt that says "I'm not gay, but my moms are."
I so would, I'd even give it a happy face and use chocolate sprinkles for hair on the balls... but my mom will be around, and she'll think I've lost my freaking mind. Plus you're visiting right around my birthday, and I don't want to have penis cake on my birthday
A man at work told me that he made a chocolate mould of his thing .. . .it was the old guy though