Jamaica Plain, Massachusetts Superthread

[mysterious_jen]

The lobsters at the grocery store today were all going nuts

They were all lunging at each other.

Poor buggers.

you have live lobsters in your supermarket? WTF

 

[Irishteen]

she seems to enjoy it when I tape her up

Hey that's pretty adult, what if someone under 18 sees that...like me?

You'd ruin everything my Christian upbringing thought me, like God loves all unless you're gay then he hates you and that God is egotistic

 

[mysterious_jen]

she seems to enjoy it when I tape her up

careful what you wish for.

 

[Cin]

Hey that's pretty adult, what if someone under 18 sees that...like me?

lucky you then

don't worry, I'll try to keep it clean

 

[RavenBlue]

June bugs are harmless, big hard shelled beetles that will buzz against the screens in your windows at night if you've a light on. And if you happen to go outside and have long hair, they can sometimes become entangled in your hair.

Which is where the oh-my-fuck-get-this-out-of-my-hair dance and shriek usually comes in.

 

[Varitek]

lobster

 

[Cin]

June bugs are harmless, big hard shelled beetles that will buzz against the screens in your windows at night if you've a light on. And if you happen to go outside and have long hair, they can sometimes become entangled in your hair.

Which is where the oh-my-fuck-get-this-out-of-my-hair dance and shriek usually comes in.

 

[mysterious_jen]

Hey that's pretty adult, what if someone under 18 sees that...like me?

You'd ruin everything my Christian upbringing thought me, like God loves all unless you're gay then he hates you and that God is egotistic

oh the nonexistant lord would not like me at all.

i had to touch a bible yesterday. someone had left one in the back of the bus at work :shudder:

that scared me more than any snake, spider, crock, alligator or shark ever would.

i actually held it between 2 fingers and wiped my hands on my jeans afterward.

ewwww

 

[Irishteen]

oh the nonexistant lord would not like me at all.

i had to touch a bible yesterday. someone had left one in the back of the bus at work shudder!

that scared me more than any snake, spider, crock, alligator or shark ever would.

i actually held it between 2 fingers and wiped my hands on my jeans afterward.

ewwww

I was actually into religion when I was younger, but the more I went to catholic school the more I disliked it

This God fella really needs to get over himself, "Worship me or spend forever in hell", oh wow someone needs an ego check

 

[Cin]

oh the nonexistant lord would not like me at all.

i had to touch a bible yesterday. someone had left one in the back of the bus at work :shudder:

that scared me more than any snake, spider, crock, alligator or shark ever would.

i actually held it between 2 fingers and wiped my hands on my jeans afterward.

ewwww

it didn't spontaneously burst into flames at your touch?

 

[mysterious_jen]

it didn't spontaneously burst into flames at your touch?

no but i nearly choked when i saw the thing in my bus.

 

[RavenBlue]

Were you afraid of bible cooties or something?

Yep, they keep live lobsters in a tank at the grocery stores 'round here. They keep their claws taped up though, otherwise I imagine they'd beat the crap out of one another.

 

[Cin]

I was actually into religion when I was younger, but the more I went to catholic school the more I disliked it

This God fella really needs to get over himself, "Worship me or spend forever in hell", oh wow someone needs an ego check

for me it's just a story. I don't really like things that say "you must do this or you can't do that". Just be a good person.

 

[Irishteen]

for me it's just a story. I don't really like things that say "you must do this or you can't do that". Just be a good person.

Well I personally think it started off well with the whole "love thy neighbour thing" but now that seems to mean "Bomb thy neighbour for not believing exactly the same thing as you". I guess I just interpret things differently

 

[Cin]

Were you afraid of bible cooties or something?

Yep, they keep live lobsters in a tank at the grocery stores 'round here. They keep their claws taped up though, otherwise I imagine they'd beat the crap out of one another.

we have crab meat and prawns in the deli at our supermarket, that's about as fancy as it gets. My suburb is more of a slab of Coke and a carton of cigarettes for the week kind of place. Any left over cash goes on fish and chips or home brand pies.

 

[Irishteen]

Well as much as I'd love to stay it is nearing 5am maybe if I sleep now I'll wake up before midday, bye y'all

 

[KhanadaRhodes]

if it bit you it'd probably be shot which would be worse.

you wouldnt think it was inhuman if it was biting you !

it doesnt hurt when they tape them.

you both said the same thing

i figured it didn't hurt, it just seems mean. but it's definitely better than the alternative, lol. although if it was just a baby alligator with its mouth untaped i wouldn't have held it!

 

[Cin]

oh noes, i killed the thread


phew, no i didnt;

 

[mysterious_jen]

we have crab meat and prawns in the deli at our supermarket, that's about as fancy as it gets. My suburb is more of a slab of Coke and a carton of cigarettes for the week kind of place. Any left over cash goes on fish and chips or home brand pies.

same over this way too sista. (we live in the same town , what 10 k m and 5 suburbs apart? ) some of the people here ...

 

[Cin]

Well as much as I'd love to stay it is nearing 5am maybe if I sleep now I'll wake up before midday, bye y'all

so now that you're going I can start with some adult content??

 

[RavenBlue]

Lobsters are very safe from me. I can't stand the smell of them when they're cooked

 

[KhanadaRhodes]

Yep, they keep live lobsters in a tank at the grocery stores 'round here. They keep their claws taped up though, otherwise I imagine they'd beat the crap out of one another.

we have live lobsters at grocery stores here. i'm not a big lobster fan (i like just about every other type of seafood though) but i always got a kick out of seeing them when i was little.

night irishteen

 

[mysterious_jen]

you both said the same thing

i figured it didn't hurt, it just seems mean. but it's definitely better than the alternative, lol. although if it was just a baby alligator with its mouth untaped i wouldn't have held it!

baby croks and gators are sooo and they make those lil squeaky noises... can still bite though!

 

[RavenBlue]

See ya IrishTeen Have a good sleep!

 

[mysterious_jen]

Well as much as I'd love to stay it is nearing 5am maybe if I sleep now I'll wake up before midday, bye y'all

byeeeeeeee




ohhh adult content time eh ?

 

[Cin]

oh cool, I just noticed that everyones local time is under their avi

 

[RavenBlue]

Didja ever hear about the dude from Nantucket?

I don't know why they made such a fuss about him.

 

[mysterious_jen]

oh cool, I just noticed that everyones local time is under their avi

ork:

 

[Cin]

yup

 

[RavenBlue]

Don't worry, for awhile I was reading your time as an hour ahead of me. Then I was trying to figure out where the frell you are. Then I saw the PM..

Reading.

Tis important!