i've been to places you've never been

[Zoomerang96]

and i'll be going again and again

i've got SO much money, guys. you should have seen my last pay cheque.

you'd think i'd have money to make it out for your shindigs, your gatherings, your little get-togethers.

oh, i do.

i have LOTS of money for that.

but that sick son of a bitch, basstrap, won't let me spend any of it.

he's like a second mom.

it's awful.

i'm bending over the toilet, puking. PUKING!!

do any of you have any idea as to how terrible this is?!?!?!

i have MALAISE!!!!!!!!!! i've had for like three years!!!!!!!! more like...FOUR YEARS

WITH TEARS!!!!!!!!!!!

BASSTRAP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! BASSTRAP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! WHY ARE YOU FORCING ME TO DO THIS TO HIM?!?!?!?!?!??!?! WHY?!?!?!?!!? KIERAN'S NEVER DONE ANYTHING TO YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! NOTHING!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I DON'T WANT TO SIT ON HIS LAP!!!!!!!!!!!!! I AM A GROWN MAN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I CAN DO THINGS THAT I WANT TO DO!!!!!!!! SHIT!!!!!!!!!!!

SHIT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[Basstrap]

I'm sorry, I truly am

I didn't mean for it to come this far.

but it did

and there's no going back

so get on my lap and sing to me

 

[ILuvLarryMullen]

i think deep down bear likes to be dominated

 

[Zoomerang96]

look

there's no easy way for me to say this, so i'll 7ust come right out with it.

i want to kiss you.

like i mean

yeah

yeah!!

i want to kiss you.

like with my lips and stuff.

a mouth kiss.

...you ARE a woman, right?

i mean shit...SHIT

you are a woman right?

oh shit...you're not.

oh man... wow. WOWOWOWOWOWOW.

wow.

 

[U2Man]

Zoomerang96....are you drunk?

 

[ILuvLarryMullen]

i'm more woman then you'll ever be bear !!!

 

[Angela Harlem]

i've been to paradise. but i've never been to me.

 

[lmjhitman]

i'm more woman then you'll ever be bear !!!

i think you might be pleasantly surprised.

 

[Zoomerang96]

 

[pepokiss]

don't go Ace ventura on him, please...

 

[Evalicious]

Listen Zoomerang, i dont know you very well, but it sounds to me that this Basstrap
person is being very kind to you.

Just let him love you

 

[Zoomerang96]

no.

let ME love YOU.

 

[zonelistener]

I think we should form a support group for the women of interference that zoomerang96 HASN'T hit on.

It will be a small group, though.

 

[lmjhitman]

the support group should be for the ones he HAS hit on.

 

[zonelistener]

Go start a conversation thread for that, Hitchikchikchik!!!

 

[Zoomerang96]

hey ooooooooh!!!!!

i got ZINGED!!!!!!!

but don't worry, folks! i'll be alright!

*pumps fist to the sky

i'm gonna be 7ust fine!!!!!!

 

[zonelistener]

no zing.

Carry on mr. guy.

put your fist back in your pants!

 

[lmjhitman]

and they all want to love the cause

'cause they all need to be the cause

they all want to fuck the cause

 

[zonelistener]

if you don't love me, let me go

 

[Zoomerang96]

what's up with that hitman.

time for a cause?

 

[lmjhitman]

i like it ALL that way.