Its Da Aol3r Transla2r1111! Omg Wtf Lol

MiniFly · May 14, 2003

http://ssshotaru.homestead.com/files/aolertranslator.html

Translation:
It's the AOL'er translator!

It takes anything you type and puts it into 12 year-old AOL'er jive. For instance:

Normal English:
As Noam Chomsky would say, the US has consistently abused it's position as King of the international Hill.

Translation:
AS NOM CHOMSKY WUD SAY DA US HAS CONSISTENTLY ABUSED ITS POSITION AS KNG OF TEH INTERNATIONAL HIL!!!!! WTF

ILuvLarryMullen · May 14, 2003

IM FAR COLER THAN CH3LS3A1!!!1 OMG LOL SHE IS A NERD1111!1 WTF LOL BONO 2LD ME TAHT HE HAETS HAR!1!!1 OMG LOL I DONT NED A TRANSL8R I ALWAYS TYPA LIEK THIS!1!!1 OMG WTF

ILuvLarryMullen · May 14, 2003

THIS IS 2 MUCH FUN

WHO1111! DA HEL IS TAHT IN MAH SIGNATURE!?!1!11!!11!!1??!!!?!111!!1!!??!!!!!1?!!?!?1!1111 OMG LOL WUT HAPENED 2 MAH AVRIL PICTURE AND CRED AVATAR!!1!11 WTF LOL

MiniFly · May 14, 2003

UR SUCH A LOSER11111!!! LOL LARY WANTS U 2 KNOW TAHT H3 LOVES M3 NOT U AND TAHT H3 WAS ONLY USNG U FOR UR BODY1!!!!11! OMG BONO WUD N3VAR TOK 2 A LOSER LIEK U1!!!!!1 OMG

IMM SO FUKNG SIK OF TRANSLATNG HOMER I CUD SHOT FIER FROM MAH AS11!1!1!! WTF I JUST WANT THIS STUPID GREK CLAS 2 B OV3R SO I DONT 3VAR HAEV 2 SE ANY GREK AVAR AGANE IN MAH 3NTIER LIEF1!!! OMG WTF

I'm so fucking sick of translating Homer I could shoot fire from my ass. I just want this stupid Greek class to be over so I dont have to see any Greek ever again in my entire life.

The SAD thing is my cousin types exactly like that website.

MiniFly · May 14, 2003

ILuvLarryMullen said:
THIS IS 2 MUCH FUN

WHO1111! DA HEL IS TAHT IN MAH SIGNATURE!?!1!11!!11!!1??!!!?!111!!1!!??!!!!!1?!!?!?1!1111 OMG LOL WUT HAPENED 2 MAH AVRIL PICTURE AND CRED AVATAR!!1!11 WTF LOL

Shannon.....you're sick.

ILuvLarryMullen · May 14, 2003

I LIEK HOW 3VERY SANTANC3 ENDS WIT LOL WFT AND I LOVA RAADNG THNGS IN AL CAPS1!11111 OMG

i know, i know

zonelistener · May 14, 2003

MiniFly said:
I'm so fucking sick of translating Homer I could shoot fire from my ass.

Mmmm, Donuts. :drool:

meegannie · May 14, 2003

I G3T FRE TACO BL AT WORK 2DAY!!1!1!1!

melon · May 14, 2003

AS TEH HORNS BLAW TEH P3OPLA BGAN 2 SHOUT1111!!!1 OMG LOL WHEN THAY H3ARD TEH SIGNAL HORN TH3Y RASEED A TREMENDOUS SHOUT1111 OMG WTF LOL TEH WAL COLAPSAD AND DA P3OPLE S2RMED TEH CITY IN A FRONTAL ATAK AND 2K IT!!111! THAY OBS3RVED DA BAN BY PUTNG 2 TEH SWORD AL LIVNG CR3ATURAS IN TEH CITY MAN AND WOMEN U AND OLD AS WAL AS OXAN SHEP AND ASES!!!1 OMG

It even makes genocidal Biblical passages funny...hehe...

Melon

yertle-the-turtle · May 14, 2003

KEITH DIDNT LOK LIEK A MURDAR3R1!!1!! OMG WTF H3 LOK3D LIEK A MURDERERS DOG!111 WTF LOL (NO DISRESPECT 2 KEITHS DOG CLIEV WHO HAD SIGN3D ON WEL BFOR3 T3H FACT AND WHOM KEITH DIDNT IN TEH L3AST RASAMBL3 ANYWAY)

AND1!1!11!! OMG TEH WORKS OF DEAR MARTIN MIS BCOM3S.11!11!!!11!!!111!11111 OMG WTF LOL

meegannie · May 14, 2003

TURNNG AND TURNNG IN TEH WIEDNNG GYR3 TEH FALCON CANOT H3AR DA FALCONER
THNGS FAL APART TEH CANTR3 CANOT HOLD
MER3 ANARCHY IS LOS3D UPON TEH WORLD DA BLOD-DIM3D TIED IS LOSED AND 3VERYWHER3 DA C3RAMONY OF INOCENC3 IS DROWN3D DA BST LAK AL CONVICTIONS WHIEL TEH WORST R FUL OF PASIONAET INTENSITY!!!111!! OMG WTF

SURELY SOM3 RAVELATION IS AT HAND
SURELY TEH SACOND COMNG IS AT HAND1!!1!1!1 OMG LOL TEH S3COND COMNG!1!!! OMG WTF LOL HARDLY R THOSA WORDS OUT
WH3N A VAST IMAEG OUT OF SPIRITUS MUNDI
TROUBL3S MAH SIGHT SOMEWHAR3 IN SANDS OF TEH DESART
A SHAEP WIT LION BODY AND DA H3AD OF A MAN
A GAEZ BLANK AND PITIELS AS DA SUN
IS MOVNG ITS SLOW THIGHS WHIEL AL ABOUT IT
REL SHADOWS OF DA INDIGNANT DASERT BIRDS111111 LOL TEH DARKN3S DROPS AGANE BUT NOW I KNOW
TAHT TW3NTY CENTUREIS OF S2NY SLEP
WER3 VEX3D 2 R BY A ROKNG CRADLE
AND WUT ROUGH BAST ITS HOUR COM3 ROUND AT LAST
SLOUCHAS 2WARDS BTHL3HEM 2 B BORN??!??!?!! OMG LOL

DiGi · May 14, 2003

this is funny as hell - i saw it a while back and nearly pissed myself

HeartlandGirl · May 14, 2003

I'm about to get in trouble at work if I don't stop cracking up!

And my condolences to MiniFly on having to translate Homer, especially if it's the Iliad. That sucks!

IMM ABOUT 2 GAT IN TROUBL3 AT WORK IF I DONT S2P CRAKNG UP

AND1!!11! LOL MAH CONDOL3NCES 2 MINIFLY ON HAVNG 2 TRANSLAET HOM3R 3SP3CIALY IF ITS TEH ILIAD111111!1 OMG WTF TAHT SUKS!!11111 OMG WTF

Bonochick · May 14, 2003

WEL I WANT DOWN 2 HOUS2N AND I S2PAD IN SAN AN2NA
I PAS3D UP DA STATION FOR TEH BUS
WAS TRYNG 2 FIND ME SOM3THNG BUT I WASNT SUR3 JUST WUT END3D UP WIT POK3TS FUL OF DUST1!!!1! OMG LOL

MiniFly · May 14, 2003

melon said:
AS TEH HORNS BLAW TEH P3OPLA BGAN 2 SHOUT1111!!!1 OMG LOL WHEN THAY H3ARD TEH SIGNAL HORN TH3Y RASEED A TREMENDOUS SHOUT1111 OMG WTF LOL TEH WAL COLAPSAD AND DA P3OPLE S2RMED TEH CITY IN A FRONTAL ATAK AND 2K IT!!111! THAY OBS3RVED DA BAN BY PUTNG 2 TEH SWORD AL LIVNG CR3ATURAS IN TEH CITY MAN AND WOMEN U AND OLD AS WAL AS OXAN SHEP AND ASES!!!1 OMG

It even makes genocidal Biblical passages funny...hehe...

Melon

HAAAAAHAHA! I should try putting the Oydssey into this and show it to my greek teacher.

foray · May 14, 2003

melon said:
AS TEH HORNS BLAW TEH P3OPLA BGAN 2 SHOUT1111!!!1 OMG LOL WHEN THAY H3ARD TEH SIGNAL HORN TH3Y RASEED A TREMENDOUS SHOUT1111 OMG WTF LOL TEH WAL COLAPSAD AND DA P3OPLE S2RMED TEH CITY IN A FRONTAL ATAK AND 2K IT!!111! THAY OBS3RVED DA BAN BY PUTNG 2 TEH SWORD AL LIVNG CR3ATURAS IN TEH CITY MAN AND WOMEN U AND OLD AS WAL AS OXAN SHEP AND ASES!!!1 OMG

It even makes genocidal Biblical passages funny...hehe...

Melon

Lmao, Melon!! That's the funniest!

"OMG"

MiniFly · May 14, 2003

HeartlandGirl said:
I'm about to get in trouble at work if I don't stop cracking up!

And my condolences to MiniFly on having to translate Homer, especially if it's the Iliad. That sucks!

IMM ABOUT 2 GAT IN TROUBL3 AT WORK IF I DONT S2P CRAKNG UP

AND1!!11! LOL MAH CONDOL3NCES 2 MINIFLY ON HAVNG 2 TRANSLAET HOM3R 3SP3CIALY IF ITS TEH ILIAD111111!1 OMG WTF TAHT SUKS!!11111 OMG WTF

No, it's the Odyssey, so not AS bad but pretty damn close.

Tell me, O Muse, of that ingenious hero who travelled far and wide
after he had sacked the famous town of Troy.

TEL MA O MUSE OF TAHT NG3NIOUS H3RO WHO TRAEVL3D FAR AND WIED
AFTER H3 HAD SAK3D DA FMOUS 2WN OF TROY1111 LOL

Oh that's rich.

HeartlandGirl · May 14, 2003

MiniFly said:
TEL MA O MUSE OF TAHT NG3NIOUS H3RO WHO TRAEVL3D FAR AND WIED
AFTER H3 HAD SAK3D DA FMOUS 2WN OF TROY1111 LOL

Oh that's rich.

Rich indeed!

You know, I work for a publisher that publishes in the field of classics. Perhaps we should do a "new translation" of the Odyssey and call it "Homer for Teenagers."

MiniFly · May 14, 2003

HeartlandGirl said:
Rich indeed!

You know, I work for a publisher that publishes in the field of classics. Perhaps we should do a "new translation" of the Odyssey and call it "Homer for Teenagers."

We'll live like KINGS!

IWasBored · May 14, 2003

the bible and homer...

:lmao:

that's fucking hilarious!

cass · May 14, 2003

I tried one of my adult bedtime stories :lmao:

It ended up a series of WTF!!!!!wtf!!! and not much else :lmao:

**idea**

Schmeg · May 14, 2003

HeartlandGirl · May 14, 2003

MiniFly said:
We'll live like KINGS!

Y3S!!11 OMG LOL WA WIL LIEV LIEK KNGS!1!111! OMG WTF LOL W3L B RICH!1!!!!1! LOL FILTHY RICH!!!!1!!! OMG WTF LOL

Its Da Aol3r Transla2r1111! Omg Wtf Lol

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