Is new R. Kelly videos a joke?

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#1bonofan

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The whole time I watched the first video I kept thinking maybe it was a joke b/c it was so stupid! I mean he sings the word Vibrate in VIBRATO!!! The rhymes are so bad, and the storyline is stupid. Then I found out there are 4 more videos so I actually watched it just to see if it could get any worse and IT DID!!! And every time I turn on VH1 or MTV lately they are playing the whole half hour version!!

Does anyone else out there think the man has lost his mind?
 
The twist at the very end of the story sucks. The whole thing sucks. I always thought the part about "viiiiiiiiibrate" was ridiculous. As if that's a word someone can put emotion into.

R. Kelly sucks. I liked him more when he was peeing on little girls.

The whole thing is a dumb idea, if you ask me.
 
I don't even know who R. Kelly is. :huh:


Although I'm pretty sure that's not a bad thing. :)
 
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R. Kelly gets out of the closet and the house one way or another after calling home and hearing another man answer the phone. He goes home real fast and manages to get a speeding ticket. When he gets to his house he asks the woman who the guy on the phone was, and she says it was her brother who just got back in town today. R. Kelly says "righto" and promptly puts the wood to her. Once he's done with that he finds a condom in the bed. He then suspects something fishy. After confronting the girl she eventually lets loose on this whole thing about how she was at the club and saw him leave with the other girl who happened to be her friend from high school so R. Kelly's woman knew her and her husband and some such. The girl also tells R. Kelly that her friend from high school that he put the wood to the night prior introduced her to a man. The very same policeman who pulled him over on his way home was the one who was boning his wife!
 
This is the single greatest waste of video ever!
One of the funniest things I have ever seen in my life.
And if you're blind it's super cool because you get descriptions.

Favorite line -

"Oh my god! I'm about to climax!"

:bow:
 
Sounds like R. Kelly has lost his damn mind. And it sounds like i need to see this video once, and only once. :|

Speaking of R. Kelly as a musical artist (not going to get into the allegations of his personal life), I don't mind him. I own one of his albums, and I think 'Contagious' is a hilarious, wonderfully ridiculous song. He always kinda walks that line between good and completely stupid. Didn't he think twice about naming his album TP? Come on!

Anyway, yeah. I won't go looking for this 30 minute video, but I am curious, in a car-wreck kind of way, to see it.
 
I have one cd of his (tp-2.com) and its decent, but that's from a few years back. As awful as the videos are you still should see it HeartLandGirl just so you will see what we mean when we say it is bad...

I think he's so far gone now that there's no returning :crazy:
 
Just for kicks, I rode Alien Encounter at Magic Kingdom, and R. Kelly was on the same ride as me. This was back in 2002. There were alot of young people on the ride....:hmm:
 
That's my Robert, always peein' on people, don't forget her hair Robert :wink:

Chappelle's Show is the best
 
#1bonofan said:
Does anyone else out there think the man has lost his mind?

I'm going to go with yes, he has lost his mind.

He works out at the same gym as me. He always brings his tourbus to the health club for some reason. He doesn't live far enough away to warrent a tour bus trip. :hmm:

He used to have a house 2 blocks from my parents house. It's not the place he peed on the girl though. I have a friend who lives down the street from where all that went down in Chicago.
 
I saw this video so much that I've become immune to it's badness.
but the first few times that I saw it, my expression was basically like this :crazy: because I couldn't believe that it was ACTUALLY a song. :no:

Sparkysgrrrl said:
Favorite line -

"Oh my god! I'm about to climax!"

:bow:

haha :lol: agreed
 
Trapped In The Closet (Chapter 1 Of 5)


Seven o'clock in the morning
And the rays from the sun wakes me
I'm stretchin' and yawnin'
In a bed that don't belong to me
And a voice yells, "Good morning, darlin", from the bathroom
Then she comes out and kisses me
And to my surprise, she ain't you

Now I've got this dumb look on my face
Like, what have I done?
How could I be so stupid to be have laid here til the morning sun?
Must of lost the track of time
Oh, what was on my mind?
From the club, went to her home
Didn't plan to stay that long

Here I am, quickly tryin' to put on my clothes
Searching for my car keys
Tryin' to get on up out the door
Then she streched her hands in front of it
Said, "You can't go this way"
Looked at her, like she was crazy
Said, "Woman move out my way"
Said, "I got a wife at home"
She said, "Please don't go out there"
"Lady, I've got to get home"
She said, her husband was comin' up the stairs

"Shh, shh, quiet
Hurry up and get in the closet"
She said, "Don't you make a sound
Or some shit is going down"
I said, "Why don't I just go out the window?"
"Yes, except for one thing, we on the 5th floor"
"Shit think, shit think, shit quick, put me in the closet"
And now I'm in this darkest closet, tryin' to figure out
Just how I'm gonna get my crazy ass up out this house

Then he walks in and yells, "I'm home"
She says, "Honey, I'm in the room"
He walks in there with a smile on his face
Sayin', "Honey, I've been missin' you"
She hops all over him
And says, "I've cooked and ran your bath water"
I'm tellin' you now, this girl's so good that she deserves an Oscar

Throws her in the bed
And start to snatchin' her clothes off
I'm in the closet, like man, what the fuck is going on?
You're not gonna believe it
But things get deeper as the story goes on
Next thing you know, a call comes through on my cell phone
I tried my best to quickly put it on vibrate
But from the way he act, I could tell it was too late
He hopped up and said, "There's a mystery going on
And I'm gonna solve it"
And I'm like, "God please, don't let this man open this closet"

He walks in the bathroom
And looks behind the door
She says, "Baby, come back to bed"
He says, "Bitch, say no more"
He pulls back the shower curtain
While she's biting her nails
Then he walks back to the room
Right now, I'm sweating like hell
Checks under the bed
Then opens the dresser
He looks at the closet
I pull out my Beretta
He walks up to the closet
He comes up to the closet
Now he's at the closet
Now he's opening the closet...
 
So then what happens?????


Seriously, it sounds like the same tired theme of "Down Low" and "Contagious" all over again. R. needs to learn to write songs about something besides cheating.
 
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