lazarus
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You both want to come home with me for $16 total? Well, okay. Hop in the car. Let's do this.
I didn't know Lance's Aunt and Lance's Mom worked the same beat.
You both want to come home with me for $16 total? Well, okay. Hop in the car. Let's do this.
Hey guys....
The JECTS!
So, opening act for The JECTS! tonight are "Givers" who I'm not familiar with. Anyone know if they're worth getting there early for? Because my current plan is to just arrive between acts.
Some quick observations from my night. I'll write about the show more later.
1. Sound at the venue was terrible. The band were having some trouble too. They played part of the set with acoustic instruments, and the mics kept dropping out of the mix. Happened quite a bit actually. Lot of feedback issues too.
2. David Whatshisface would probably give up both his balls to be David Byrne. In fact he probably has given up both his balls, but unfortunately for him, he's no David Byrne. Either that or Bugs Bunny.
3. Sorry. But The DOO! totally wins over The COFF! Although I will say The COFF! was rather impressive. She's pretty charming singing lead and dancing around the stage. But The DOO! is just cool as shit. In all her nonchalant semi-androgynous glory.
4. Why the fuck don't we talk about that third chick in the band more often? She's fucking gorgeous too. Too bad she doesn't really do anything. Just sing a few harmonies and then leave the stage for extended periods of time. But she's hot. And I was more or less right on front of her during the show, so she made good lookin-at's.
5. Driving a car into the back of another moving car at 15-20mph is fucking exhilarating. And a good way to get pumped up before a concert.
Ifmid-'70s David BowieWin Butler and Charlotte Gainsbourg had a kid, you'd get THE COFF!
I would probably feel differently if anyone had gotten hurt or the cars got seriously damaged. But as it was, it was a fucking thrill. I think I'll join a demolition derby. Or a David Cronenberg film. Either is OK.
Fixed.
I would probably feel differently if anyone had gotten hurt or the cars got seriously damaged. But as it was, it was a fucking thrill. I think I'll join a demolition derby. Or a David Cronenberg film. Either is OK.
I'd have been freaked out if I had much emotional reaction to anything. I'm much too distant to actually do so, but most normal people would have in my case. No one was hurt, and the damage was not that bad ("moderate" I believe was the word used in the report). However, there were some possible scenarios that were barely avoided that should have affected me more than they did.
You're a robot?
Taste my sad, Michael.
I'll buy you a hundred George Michael's you can teach how to drive!
Oh, maybe you're confusing him with George Michael, the singer-songwriter.