SERVE ON
Badminton is not the easy thing
The only equipment you can bring...
Badminton is not the easy thing...
The only equipment you can bring
Is all that you can't leave courtside
And if the brackets are to keep us apart
And if the gameday feels like it's a long way off
And if your racquet should crack
And for a second your strings slack
Oh no, be strong
Serve on, serve on
What you got they can't return it
No they can't even earn it
Serve on, serve on...
Play safe tonight
You're packing a gym bag for a place none of us has played
A tournament has to be reseeded to be pro-rated
You could have thrown the game
A singing birdie in an open court
Who will only try, only try for asphalt
Serve on, serve on
What you've got they can't fault it
Can't block it, or assault it
Serve on, serve on
Play safe tonight
And your elbow aches
And your wrist it shakes
And you can only play so much
Serve on, serve on
Serve... hard to know what it is if you've never played some
Serve...I can't say where it is but I know I'm holding court
That's where the net is
And your elbow aches
How your wrist it shakes
And you can only play so much
Serve on, serve on
Leave it courtside
You got to leave it courtside
All that you topspin
All that you score
All that you volley
All that you whore
All that you endorse
All that you smash
All this you can leave courtside
All that you return
All that you drop
All that you break
All you protest
All that you cheat...