Who would be cast in that movie?
I dread the choices that may be forced on them.
Although they got Jeff Daniels in D&D and he wasn't a 'hip' choice at the time.
They also cast Jimmy Fallon in the BoSox movie (which I liked, sue me) but he's not near a great comedic actor. Can't even hold a moderately serious face in his SNL skits. Bill Murray and Woody in Kingpin was perfect, Carrey in Irene and Stiller in Something ABout Mary were good choices. Hell, even Cameron Diaz was a good choice in that movie. Shallow Hal=liked Jack Black, Gwenyth and Jason Alexander, great choices. Granted, I have to assume they would only control casting so much, if at all. Does it depend on their 'producer' status?
More recently, the twin movie. Kinnear and Damon? Good actors, not real funny, IMO. The material was kinda meh, (I saw it only once and on cable) so I dunno. Never saw Heartbreak Kid.
Some unfunny trendy box office wanker will probably get cast in this Stooges movie. (insert laundry list here)
Please, no Wilson brothers. No Vince Vaughn, in fact although I love a lot of the 'Frat Pack', especially Ferrell, I don't want to see any of them in this one. Maybe Jack Black, if any.
Fucking Seth Rogen will probably get in.
Actually he's pretty funny, I just resent him at the moment.
Fucking Tiger Woods-like agent he has.
Katherine Heigl? Ok, she's pretty but I guess I can swallow that one.
Elizabeth Banks? A fucking goddess. Totally, ridiculously implausible.
That schleppy asshole fucking looks like me.
He's also The Green Hornet.
Although he's made some funny shit, he's sort of one note, stoner joke, isn't he?
Like a funny Kevin Smith, minus the Star Wars references and most the fart jokes.
Speaking of, he directed Rogen's new film, (Schlub and Liz MOtherfucking Banks make an Implausible Porno) starring Jason Mewes, of course.
Sorry, to you Kevin Smith fans, I'll stop now before this turns into a rant. This entire post, was less about the Stooges movie, which is probably not going to be very good anyways and just an opportunity to say how much I hate Seth Rogen currently.
My mom called me when his last movie was out (he was on Letterman) "Honey, this guy on Letterman reminds me of you..."
Fuck me.
Peter Farrelly's next project after this?
Is called 'Walter the Farting Dog'
The title is a winner. Although the movie will certainly not be.