I'm your friendly neighborhood spam bot, guys

[Kieran McConville]

Yep! Just hangin' out on TEH UNIVERSITY OF TEH INTERNETS, gang!

I'm here to talk to you about, how I won $1.000.000 (not a typo)!!! I did it all by playing at online casinos! No, i'm NOT giving you my money, I earnt it the hard way, and I'm damn well keeping it! I'm gonna spend it on strippers!

Have fun guys, fly Avian Air, with a guaranteed case of bird flu on every flight!

BLARRRRGGHH!!!

 

[Bonochick]

Spam is bad.

 

[Dismantled]

Oh tin of pink meat
I ponder what you may be:
Snout or ear or feet?



author unknown

 

[Zoots]

I never understood, don't fuck with me.. uh huh.

 

[Mr. BAW]

I once found a pig's tooth in a can of spam...crunchy.

 

[zoney!]

Oh tin of pink meat
I ponder what you may be:
Snout or ear or feet?

It is actual pork shoulder, guys.



And I was under the impression that bird flu still wasn't funny, guys.

 

[love_u2_adam]

can i have some of you in my sandwich

 

[Zoomerang96]

how come everytime you come around, kieran, my london london london bridge wanna go down?

HOW COME?!

 

[daygloeyes2]

Oh tin of pink meat
I ponder what you may be:
Snout or ear or feet?



author unknown

Such beautiful poetry.

 

[Kieran McConville]

Again with the gratuitous one-star ratings, guys.

?

If I cared, enough, I'd ask who thinks they can do better than me.

 

[Zoomerang96]

yeah, my threads get that all the time too.

no doubt from someone with a vastly superior writing style. clearly you're at the bottom of the heap in terms of creating quality threads at the utopia of quality, otherwise known as the interference forum.

 

[lmjhitman]

their writing must be SO superior that they can only express it through rating certain people's threads one star,

and not by actually, um, writing.

 

[love_u2_adam]

ahahahhahahahahahahah now there's two stars!!!!!!!

 

[bono_212]

I had NOTHING todo with that /

 

[Zoomerang96]

well, quite honestly i don't think anyone cares if you did or didn't have anything to do with it.

well, maybe.

but whatever.

 

[bono_212]

ouch i was kidding cause I read his post and felt bad so I voted five and it shot the stars up to two........

 

[Kieran McConville]

oh cool it guys, we can all be friends. thanks for all the happy vibes.

That said, I tend to agree that Zoomerang96's contributions to the utopia of quality aka lemonadestand, are better than my own, but that's partly cause i'm not even trying... im just

 

[zoney!]

The oprah-sores want you to CONFORM to their style, Kieran. That is why you get the dreaded single star voting.

Next time you go and start a thread (and this goes for U2, zoomerang96), post a thread with an article you read (and don't even try to that Ted Connors bullshit with us anymore) or something like "post teh speed of your internets"

CONFORM! REFORM your crappy posting style.

 

[Kieran McConville]

so what's your speed while surfing TEH INTERNETS, Zoney? Just out of interest?

Better yet, what's your favourite flavour of icecream? God knows we all need to calibrate our top ten favourite flavours of icecream while waiting for the train to, well, wherever...