I'm saying hello temporarily

[Basstrap]

hi gang
I'm just here to let you know that - for the time "being" - I will temporarily be assisting any of you with questions of a sexual nature

 

[daafish]

are you going to be taking your clothes off in this thread too?

 

[Basstrap]

only if it has to do with somebodies question

 

[Zoomerang96]

you're a shithead.

you're also relieved of your duties, MAJOR.

 

[AvsGirl41]

How's your rash?

 

[pax]

 

[Zoomerang96]

hey major, you're RELIEVED of your duties.



~cujo

 

[Basstrap]

re: how's your rash?

coming along nicely, thank you

I'd guess it will be another week or more until is reaches my groin

also, I do not know what you are implying, Zoomerang, but the only thing I will be relieving in this thread is my seed

 

[MissVelvetDress_75]

also, I do not know what you are implying, Zoomerang, but the only thing I will be relieving in this thread is my seed

May I be the first to stand in line.

 

[Basstrap]

May I be the first to stand in line.

you may

I know how to please a woman
I've been studying Chuck Norris for years now

 

[cujo]

Thank You Chuck Norris.



UnThank You ZoomerWANG96.

Haha! Sweet CAPITAL justice!

 

[Basstrap]

cujo, I'm not talking to you anymore

I'm going to igNORRIS you

 

[AcrobatMan]

this is a 5 star thread!!

 

[ILuvLarryMullen]

Dear bassie,

Why are cujo's palms so hairy?


~curious in california

 

[Basstrap]

you COULD say he spends every waking minute of his life wacking off

you could

but you could also say that he masturbates a lot to pictures of B Arthur

 

[cujo]

Wouldn't that be more consistent with your BARE palms BATURTRAP?

 

[Basstrap]

hey, dood, don't slay the messenger

that's what they say in iceland

 

[ILuvLarryMullen]

thanks bassie. I would have guessed phyllis diller though.

 

[yimou]

I know how to please a woman
I've been studying Chuck Norris for years now

 

[Doozer61]

or

tough call.

 

[JessicaAnn]

Dear Basstrap,

A Canadian friend of mine has an unusual obsession with Pavel Burre, white sweatpants and a monkey he keeps calling "Frank." I am beginning to think it is of a sexual nature. What can I do? Do I encourage it? Discourage it?

~Wondering in Wisconsin

 

[AvsGirl41]

I know how to please a woman
I've been studying Chuck Norris for years now

What is the best way to please a man?

Who could a lady study for primo methods?

 

[Basstrap]

Dear Basstrap,

A Canadian friend of mine has an unusual obsession with Pavel Burre, white sweatpants and a monkey he keeps calling "Frank." I am beginning to think it is of a sexual nature. What can I do? Do I encourage it? Discourage it?

~Wondering in Wisconsin

these are what we call "fetishes" in the world of sex.

do not discourage them.
nay.
support them

rule: ALWAYS encourage fetishes

obviously, your friend has good tastes. So I would suggest you pursue him as a lover

 

[Basstrap]

What is the best way to please a man?

Who could a lady study for primo methods?

all you have to do to please a man is show up.
that's it
no more
well...you might thave to get naked and kiss him on his secret places...but

most men are desperate
that is KEY
you can use that against them

women have no good role models like Chuck Norris to give them guidance so you are gonna have to figure this out alone.

 

[yimou]

women have no good role models like Chuck Norris to give them guidance so you are gonna have to figure this out alone.

 

[Zoomerang96]

Thank You Chuck Norris.



UnThank You ZoomerWANG96.

Haha! Sweet CAPITAL justice!

haha, you know a pun's really good if you have to capitalize it.

jessicaann, start cybering with king.

~king

 

[KhanadaRhodes]

i know what diseased meat he is referring to in his location.

 

[Basstrap]

thank you for POINTING that out, khanada

 

[KhanadaRhodes]

you keep putting the sexual innuendos in all caps. do i even want to know what's pointing? you perv.

 

[Basstrap]

no
you are wrong

what you are think of doesn't really POINT so much as 'lean to the left'