Zoomerang96
ONE love, blood, life
if it's going to be a girl, i'm going to name her ekaterina.
i decided on the weekend this is the greatest name in the history of the universe. and my future daughter deserves nothing but the absolute best.
from the moment she's born into this world, she'll be showered with gifts fit for an empress.
the crown of jewels she'll have over her little head will be laced with the finest rocks you've ever seen since jenny came back from the block.
and when she turns five, she'll go to school. i'll bring her there myself, every day.
and when she's 13 she'll learn what it's like to be cool.
she'll think she's too good to talk to me until she's done school.
then it'll be time to really open the wallet to pay for her schooling. not that i mind though, not for ekaterina.
then the time will come to take her to russia where she'll marry into the romanov family. i'll live my dream through her.
oh how i wish i was alexandra! how i long to look forever into the deep blue eyes of MY prince charming, Nicholas!!!
i wanted to give birth to alexei!!!! I WANTED TO GIVE BIRTH!!!!!!!!!
I WAS ALEXEI, NOW I WANT TO BE ALEXANDRA!!!!!!! I WANT "OUR FRIEND" TO HEAL US OF ALL OUR DISEASES!!!!! LONG LIVE THE KING!!!!!!!! LOVE LIVE HIS HEIR!!!!! LONG LIVE THEIR WIFEY!!!!!!!!!!! IT'LL NEVER BE 1917 AGAIN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
AND NOW I'M GOING TO FATHER EKATERINA!!!!!! I'M GOING TO FATHER HER FOREVER!!!!!!!! AND YOU'RE GONNA LIKE IT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
THERE IS NO END!!!! THE END HAS NO END!!!!!!!!! THE PROPHECY WILL NOT BE REPEATED!!!! SHUT UP!!!!!!!!! SHUT UP!!!!!! WHY AREN'T YOU SHUTTING UP!?!?!?!??!?!?!?!
i decided on the weekend this is the greatest name in the history of the universe. and my future daughter deserves nothing but the absolute best.
from the moment she's born into this world, she'll be showered with gifts fit for an empress.
the crown of jewels she'll have over her little head will be laced with the finest rocks you've ever seen since jenny came back from the block.
and when she turns five, she'll go to school. i'll bring her there myself, every day.
and when she's 13 she'll learn what it's like to be cool.
she'll think she's too good to talk to me until she's done school.
then it'll be time to really open the wallet to pay for her schooling. not that i mind though, not for ekaterina.
then the time will come to take her to russia where she'll marry into the romanov family. i'll live my dream through her.
oh how i wish i was alexandra! how i long to look forever into the deep blue eyes of MY prince charming, Nicholas!!!
i wanted to give birth to alexei!!!! I WANTED TO GIVE BIRTH!!!!!!!!!
I WAS ALEXEI, NOW I WANT TO BE ALEXANDRA!!!!!!! I WANT "OUR FRIEND" TO HEAL US OF ALL OUR DISEASES!!!!! LONG LIVE THE KING!!!!!!!! LOVE LIVE HIS HEIR!!!!! LONG LIVE THEIR WIFEY!!!!!!!!!!! IT'LL NEVER BE 1917 AGAIN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
AND NOW I'M GOING TO FATHER EKATERINA!!!!!! I'M GOING TO FATHER HER FOREVER!!!!!!!! AND YOU'RE GONNA LIKE IT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
THERE IS NO END!!!! THE END HAS NO END!!!!!!!!! THE PROPHECY WILL NOT BE REPEATED!!!! SHUT UP!!!!!!!!! SHUT UP!!!!!! WHY AREN'T YOU SHUTTING UP!?!?!?!??!?!?!?!
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