i'm going to be a father

[*BOOMCHAA!*]

who's the hottie?

 

[Headache in a Suitcase]

i'm too lazy to read this entire thread, thus then...

if you're really gonna be a father

if you're being ironical and trying to make some joke

 

[AliEnvy]

I thought your paternity was our little secret

The big day is in June.

 

[ZeroDude]

looks like trouble is on the horizon.

COMRADE LENIN

 

[Basstrap]

you all seriously need to take some Ritalin

am I right?

this thread is a blatent advocation of communism, which is satans ideology.
satan wrote the manifesto with a pen on BLOOD, satan came to earth in the form of Stalin, satan plowed the fields that produced no food...and yes...Satan directed the Russian Ark

it's all quite clear....satan owns russia
which explains why zoomerang has been acting so strange lately. his interest in russian history has opened his soul up to be possessed by evil minions.
yes...you heard me....minions.

 

[ZeroDude]

MINIONS

 

[Macfistowannabe]

Congrats, I'm happy for you.

 

[MissVelvetDress_75]

 

[ZeroDude]

DON'T CRY THE STATE WILL LOOK AFTER YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[*BOOMCHAA!*]

THIS THREAD IS SHIT.

 

[Vorsprung]

....and I thought peyote tripped me out......

 

[tiny dancer]

 

[carrieluvv]

can i babysit?
i miss babies....

i might be one of those weirdos who kidnaps the baby....

nah i wouldnt ..first shitty diaper and sleepless night and ill remember why i decided to not have anymore. hehe

are ya really gonna be a dad or what? dont be a dick my lord.....please dont leave us in the dark.

 

[Zoomerang96]

can i babysit?
i miss babies....

i might be one of those weirdos who kidnaps the baby....

nah i wouldnt ..first shitty diaper and sleepless night and ill remember why i decided to not have anymore. hehe

are ya really gonna be a dad or what? dont be a dick my lord.....please dont leave us in the dark.

i'll father your children.

no, i'm not really going to be a dad.

and that wasn't me who wrote this thread last night. it was balls. balls mccone.

 

[Windmilllane]

Who's your daddy?

 

[Macfistowannabe]

i'll father your children.

no, i'm not really going to be a dad.

and that wasn't me who wrote this thread last night. it was balls. balls mccone.

That's a shame. I could recommend a good babysitter to you by the name of Jacko.

 

[Bonochick]

She'll hate you at 13 and think Radiohead are geezers.

 

[zoney!]

The guy behind me has a headcap full of chocolate chip eye patches.

Who's thirsty?

 

[Zoomerang96]

hey zoney...

are you gonna be in the minneapolis airport on april 29?

 

[EvilPezMinions]

MINIONS

Please use your indoor voice when speaking to us .

 

[sallycinnamon78]

Bear... how many times have I told you - REMEMBER to take your pills, otherwise we'll have to put you back into the nice cell with soft walls and your favourite white jacket.

My friend reckons he's going to call his first daughter Tinkerbell. If he does, I shall punch him on her behalf, hard. Poor little kid.

 

[ZeroDude]

^
Wise move I was almost called Charlie of course not as bad as Tinkerbell but ponder the consequences

 

[JessicaAnn]

*licks lips and groans

 

[martha]

no, i'm not really going to be a dad.

Can I have her tiara then?